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Sex God
I'm fake :cry:
But very funny!!!!!!
But very funny!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
i guess it helps when men use it to imagine the reported size :confused:
nice one Vodka babe,
Last year a friend of mine was buying ligerie for his wife and was loitering in the correct area trying to make up his mind, upon deciding what he was going to buy he tried to get the attention of the shop assistant, her eye was cought by the guy next to him who was also looking to purchase some smalls for his wife.
My friend let this gentleman carry on then when the assistand had finished she turned her attention to my friend. The other guy was still hanging around when my friend was describing what items he wanted in what size etc etc, once he had chosen everything, it turned out he had chosen exactly the same size colour and style at the other guy. At this point this gent walks up to my mate and promptly asks.
' Are you buying underwear for my wife'?
Now my friend being the shy and kind of non confrontational type took this apparent joke the wrong way and was adamant that it was just a fluke that they chose the same things, the other gent began winding him up and my friend promptly dropped his chosen garments and fled the store empty handed with an extremely red face :lol: :lol: :lol:
Last year a friend of mine was buying ligerie for his wife and was loitering in the correct area trying to make up his mind, upon deciding what he was going to buy he tried to get the attention of the shop assistant, her eye was cought by the guy next to him who was also looking to purchase some smalls for his wife.
My friend let this gentleman carry on then when the assistand had finished she turned her attention to my friend. The other guy was still hanging around when my friend was describing what items he wanted in what size etc etc, once he had chosen everything, it turned out he had chosen exactly the same size colour and style at the other guy. At this point this gent walks up to my mate and promptly asks.
' Are you buying underwear for my wife'?
Now my friend being the shy and kind of non confrontational type took this apparent joke the wrong way and was adamant that it was just a fluke that they chose the same things, the other gent began winding him up and my friend promptly dropped his chosen garments and fled the store empty handed with an extremely red face :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
I'm fake :cry:
No, imho, "F" should be "Fabulous"! ;)
~Reese!
P.S. And, following that logic, we should progress upward through "Glorious", "Heavenly" & "Just kill me now, coz it can't get any better than this"!
hwoar: 
Sex God
bugga, i'm fake :shock:
As my name suggests, I'm a large lady and currently wear the largest bra I can find which is a 46J. However, it ain't really big enough but I just have to make do.
Sex God
Quote by Reese
I'm fake :cry:
No, imho, "F" should be "Fabulous"! ;)
~Reese!
P.S. And, following that logic, we should progress upward through "Glorious", "Heavenly" & "Just kill me now, coz it can't get any better than this"!
hwoar:I have to agree with Reese, J =" just kill me now, coz it can't get any better than this"
Fantastic
G x
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
This had reminded me of the classic Christmas episode of Father Ted where all the priests get lost in that massive lingerie department .If you've never seen it - as a TV comedy moment its got to be one of the funniest scenes ever.
ahhhh the excelent father ted...(god rest his soul) yep, i remember that episode well
voddy, thats a good one, but i will need to closely examine you again, just to check out yours again...but then , if i remember correctly...you have bra size OMG...
chat to you again soon
xxx
