Brand new shiny GFZ!

7 May 2004

Ertm yes and no....?
I have ulterior motives.......?
And I am hugging my girly side today.....!

7 May 2004

I'm more into Eddie..
"When Eddie said he didn't love his teddy, you knew he was a lowdown kid..."
Sorry Rocky - all that blonde hair and display of muscles don't work for me... NOW, Eddie works for me lol

:lol: :lol:

7 May 2004

Hey I gottit made then...
I look kinda like riffraff on a bad hair day....
Be my Magenta...?

7 May 2004

Quote by rocky horror
shireen....
Just keep the beard handy in case sarge pops in...he'll never notice with the tell tail taped up??

sure thing hun.....

Quote by Jags
WTF are you lot on???
Can I have some please cos your planet is much more fun than mine???
:lol:

Erm............ Dunno Jags.... The Doc tells me that the pills will help to "calm and soothe me"...... Want to try some???
Shireen
xxxx

7 May 2004

Jags wrote:

Sorry Rocky - all that blonde hair and display of muscles don't work for me... NOW, Eddie works for me

Have to agree there Jags.
Anyway considering Mr FC's behaviour over the last few days, I think we really need Kit in here with her waxing gear, although saying that, I'm sure we could find a few candles to use instead :P

7 May 2004

cellotape works for me if no wax handy..!

7 May 2004

Still in his garbled tone
Hmmph,Hmmph......Sarge FFS where are you the place is going to wreck and ruin

7 May 2004

Oooooohhhh who mentioned waxing.......
I can still feel the pain from my bikini wax 2 weeks ago...... :shock: :shock:
Shireen
xxxx

7 May 2004

Quote by rocky horror
cellotape works for me if no wax handy..!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
We could always go straight to tweezers wink

7 May 2004

Kit tentatively pushes the door open and signals frantically to Jas

Quote by Jas
Anyway considering Mr FC's behaviour over the last few days, I think we really need Kit in here with her waxing gear,

Psst you lot - Kat has made me promise not to do any more waxing in here, can't think why confused

So, as I see it I have two options:
1) Pass my gear to you and leave you lot to do the honours, thereby keeping my promise to Kat but still seeing MrFC getting waxed
2) Confess that I had my fingers crossed when I promised Kat and get waxing and enjoy whatever punishment he has in mind for me
Ohhhhhh, decisions, decisions - off to have a think :?
Kit
xxx

7 May 2004

OH S**t Well if I'm gonna get waxed I need aneasthetic

7 May 2004

Psst you lot - Kat has made me promise not to do any more waxing in here, can't think why So, as I see it I have two options:
1) Pass my gear to you and leave you lot to do the honours, thereby keeping my promise to Kat but still seeing MrFC getting waxed
2) Confess that I had my fingers crossed when I promised Kat and get waxing and enjoy whatever punishment he has in mind for me

How about you show me how first, and if Kat comes you can pass everything to me and I'll have a bodge about. lol

Mr FC stop squirming you'll enjoy it honest. :P
I do think we should save a bit for Mrs FC as well.

7 May 2004

Quote by Kit
So, as I see it I have two options:
1) Pass my gear to you and leave you lot to do the honours, thereby keeping my promise to Kat but still seeing MrFC getting waxed

Oh oh...... *Waves hand frantically...
Me me me me...... :twisted:
Shireen
xxx

7 May 2004

I've thought cool

Waxing gear is neatly packed ready for Sarge's Saturday appt, and I always keep my promises to Kat :angel:
Besides, I rather like Jas' 'tweezer' suggestion :twisted: lol

:lol: :happy:
Jags, any more wine left?
Kit
xxx

7 May 2004

Kit sweetheart - got a bootful of wine - I'll get you some now. It's not your favourite brand though :shock: :shock: but it's lovely!
*Pours Kit a LARGE glass of the chilled white stuff*

7 May 2004

Well I thought tonight I would give myself the full treatment for the munch....
facepack
toenails
shave (legs only wink

)
eybrows dyed
fake tan
So I decided to make a phone call while I am dying my eyebrows ( I really am blonde) and have a nice long chat and realise OMG I still have the dye on .......so I now look like Dennis Healey :shock: :shock: 20 minutes of scrubbing off, I then decide to put on fake tan.
"mum" daughter 1 says "Your face is orange!!!!!"
So look out tommorrow night for a blonde with big eyebrows and an orange face :shock: :shock: I definately won't need a badge. lol

:lol: :lol:
Now Jags how about a very big glass of anything to get over this shocker :wink:

7 May 2004

Oh dear corrie..... :shock: :shock:
But I am sure it wont matter one bit as you will still look as beautiful as ever..... kiss

*Nips to the fridge for another glass of the chilled stuff....
Shireen
xxx

7 May 2004

MrsFC strolls into the GFZ and see's MrFC on the floor tremberling.
Ohh..!!!!........ MrFC pull yourself together, its not that bad after the first few strips, honest wink

It's not like when I practiced on you with elastoplast, that just didn't work so well did it confused

:?
Hi Jags Kit and Shireen, have you any more wine left?

7 May 2004

Don't I get an hello :cry: :cry: :cry:

7 May 2004

Grabs another glass and fills it for MrsFC.....
There you go MrsFC..... Now do come and join us in the jacuzzi.... It's a lovely temperature tonight... wink

Shireen
xxx
*Makes not to self to turn down the temperature gauge on the jacuzzi before she leaves

7 May 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Oh dear corrie..... :shock: :shock:
But I am sure it wont matter one bit as you will still look as beautiful as ever.....
*Nips to the fridge for another glass of the chilled stuff....
Shireen
xxx

Shireen wish you were going and glad you are still in here!!!!!!!!

7 May 2004

Quote by tim-jas
Don't I get an hello :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh jas hun...... what are you doing over there???.....
passionkiss

Passes jas a very large glass of chilled white
Shireen
xxxx

7 May 2004

Quote by corrie
Shireen wish you were going and glad you are still in here!!!!!!!!

Aaaahhh.... Yes well..... That's Jags fault.... She MADE me stay.... wink

Shireen
xxx

7 May 2004

Sorry Jas , I have just come back from bingo (my nephews school bingo) never been before and I came home with armfulls of prizes. wow never usually win anything.
Jas kiss

Now have all the girls got a Large glass of wine, ok stripping off and into the jacuzzi

7 May 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Shireen wish you were going and glad you are still in here!!!!!!!!

Aaaahhh.... Yes well..... That's Jags fault.... She MADE me stay.... wink

Shireen
xxx
Knew those handcuffs would come in handy one day!!
lol

7 May 2004

CORRIE - of course there's a glass for you too - a LARGE one???
*pours Corrie a large glass*
Slainte

7 May 2004

Quote by Jags
CORRIE - of course there's a glass for you too - a LARGE one???
*pours Corrie a large glass*
Slainte

phew thanks Jags I need it.......Sarge said I looked too pale today so I thought I would try my new M&S tanning cream :shock: I need to get in the Jaccuzzi and chill and think about how I am going to face the world tommorrow. WOW thats a BIG glass Jags I'll need two hands for that wink

7 May 2004

And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GFZ blitz
And Kit in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GFZblitz
GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz
Oh, I see Mr FC at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And Jags in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GFZ blitz
And Kit in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GFZ blitz
GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz
Now Mr FC in the back
Is ready to crack as he sits tied to his chair
And Jas by the fax is ready with the wax
She could kill you with a flick of her hair
Oooh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the boys started leaving, cos they might be suceeding
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a GFZ blitz
And Kit in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a GFZ blitz
GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz, GFZ blitz
Kat grabs Mr FC by the wheelie chairs and makes a dash for the door................

7 May 2004

Is this keeping the men at bay !!!!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Your all big girls :twisted:

7 May 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
haha Kat but what cowards running out of the zone together :twisted: