Breaking News

6 Aug 2005

Dino and Horny Red both like............................
oxygen :shock:
This important statement was made by our under his cover reporter Timmy during an intense conversation that he insisted I had with him whilst he was asleep.
Now I know that people talking in their sleep is fairly common and I've chatted away myself in the past, but I have never, never, insisted that someone pay close attention as it's really important rolleyes

:roll:

:lol: :lol:
So any other ground shaking revelations out there, that have beeen revealed under the cloud of sleep?
Jas
XXX

6 Aug 2005

I have never spoken in my sleep - I can catagorically state that to be true.
Smoking Muff, however has a different opinion to that statement! wink

6 Aug 2005

I'm sure I said 'love you' but kept on being told I said 'fuck off and die monster'!
dunno

:dunno: :dunno:

6 Aug 2005

One night whilst fast asleep I was woken up to be told .....................
"HE" had to get the people in the room ......... out of the forest ??????
We then had a full conversation about how "the people" were in danger and he had to get them out ????
I was in hysterics .......... he opened one eye gave me a huge cuddle and began snoring again !!!!
In the morning he couldn't remember a thing !!!!
The moral of the story !!!! Dont drink cider followed by a vat of vodka !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Aug 2005

After my first munch I slept in a strange man's bed (turned out he was much stranger than I'd given him credit for but that's another story rolleyes

) but apparently from the depths of sleep I told him "You can't sleep with me by accident you know!" dunno

:lol2:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Dino and Horny Red both like............................
oxygen :shock:
This important statement was made by our under his cover reporter Timmy during an intense conversation that he insisted I had with him whilst he was asleep.
Now I know that people talking in their sleep is fairly common and I've chatted away myself in the past, but I have never, never, insisted that someone pay close attention as it's really important :roll: :lol: :lol:
So any other ground shaking revelations out there, that have beeen revealed under the cloud of sleep?
Jas
XXX

OMG :shock: OMG :shock:
Jas, im getting extremely worried about Timmy :eeek: seriously strange man :haha:
To reassure Timmy, tell him me and dino actually do like oxygen ( because we need it dunno

)
Hope this isnt the after affects of the present we gave you :shock:
Maybe he is worried about the gimp mask :rascal: :rascal:
H, red xxx
Jas kiss

Good luck

6 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I have never spoken in my sleep - I can catagorically state that to be true.
Smoking Muff, however has a different opinion to that statement!

Well here's a bit of ground breaking news.
Just heard that
The government have issued a worldwide alert. :shock:

The military are on code red
Weather Stations are monitoring all channels
Just in case

Smoking Muff has another sneazing fit! :giggle:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
I have never spoken in my sleep - I can catagorically state that to be true.
Smoking Muff, however has a different opinion to that statement!

Well here's a bit of ground breaking news.
Just heard that
The government have issued a worldwide alert. :shock:

The military are on code red
Weather Stations are monitoring all channels
Just in case

Smoking Muff has another sneazing fit! :giggle:
Uh oh - you ( and your beautiful animated boobies )are in soooo much trouble SM has just issued a 3 minute warning OMFG, even I haven't got one of those ( well, not for a few months at any rate lol ) - you are soooo dead!!!
BTW would you be intrested in a Kent Munch, organised by me ( and SM ) :lol2:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
Smoking Muff has another sneazing fit! :giggle:

Err, yeah.. wtf was all that about?
Smoker Jim, is that "normal" for her?
Sneezes should not be 2000 decibel "beep"'s!

6 Aug 2005

Quote by Vix

Smoking Muff has another sneazing fit! :giggle:

Err, yeah.. wtf was all that about?
Smoker Jim, is that "normal" for her?
Sneezes should not be 2000 decibel "beep"'s!
Sorry Vix, would you be kind enough to speak up a bit - I didn't quite catch it ( bugger, where's the book about sign language again? )

6 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Uh oh - you ( and your beautiful animated boobies )are in soooo much trouble SM has just issued a 3 minute warning

Ermm I believe the 3 minute warning was actually issued by the government to give us all time to run for cover and try and make it to the air raid shelter!
bolt

Quote by smokerjim
OMFG, even I haven't got one of those ( well, not for a few months at any rate lol ) - you are soooo dead!!!
BTW would you be inetrested in a Kent Munch, organised by me ( and SM ) :lol2:

I would love to come to any munch you two organised - provided I'm not dead before then of course

6 Aug 2005

Quote by clair

Uh oh - you ( and your beautiful animated boobies )are in soooo much trouble SM has just issued a 3 minute warning

Ermm I believe the 3 minute warning was actually issued by the government to give us all time to run for cover and try and make it to the air raid shelter!
bolt

Quote by smokerjim
OMFG, even I haven't got one of those ( well, not for a few months at any rate lol ) - you are soooo dead!!!
BTW would you be inetrested in a Kent Munch, organised by me ( and SM ) :lol2:

I would love to come to any munch you two organised - provided I'm not dead before then of course
We'd love to have you - esp as she can make sure of the job - and I can try to give you the kiss of life! :bounce: :twisted: wink

6 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
We'd love to have you

Easy Tiger!!! lol

Quote by smokerjim
esp as she can make sure of the job - and I can try to give you the kiss of life! :bounce: :twisted:

What do you mean Try?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd hope if the extremely athletic SM does decide to seek revenge on me you'll do more than try to revive me!

6 Aug 2005

Quote by clair

We'd love to have you

Easy Tiger!!! lol

Quote by smokerjim
esp as she can make sure of the job - and I can try to give you the kiss of life! :bounce: :twisted:

What do you mean Try?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd hope if the extremely athletic SM does decide to seek revenge on me you'll do more than try to revive me!
Do you mind reading my reply in the Kent Munch thread - and keep the mods happy?

6 Aug 2005

Hmmmmm well I cant remember saying anything strange when I have been asleep but it did remind me that when I was younger I was in bed with my guy of the time at his mums when his brother came in the bedroom with no clothes on, opened the wardrobe and weed in there :shock: :shock: . I just stared as he walked out and nearly pissed myself laughing lol

:lol: needless to say I did not mention this incident in the morning :lol: :lol:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by x-man0223
my brother once insisted that the cocolate bunnys were going to rule the earth

You mean they're not? Well that's a relief.
*removes tin foil hat*

6 Aug 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Dino and Horny Red both like............................
oxygen :shock:
This important statement was made by our under his cover reporter Timmy during an intense conversation that he insisted I had with him whilst he was asleep.

He might just be warming up to revealing something very deep and meaningful - or even the meaning of life, the universe and everything.... :shock:
This needs close monitoring! If you need any help monitoring Timmy in bed, I will gladly volunteer to do a few shifts :twisted: . After all this could be ground-breaking stuff, I owe it to the community, the nation and maybe even the world! :grin:

6 Aug 2005

I spent the night at my grandparents house with my parents several years ago, and I was sleeping in the same room as my parents, they had the bed while I had a chair-bed. In the middle of the night I sat bolt upright and said "I'll get it", then lay back down again. God knows what I was going to get confused

6 Aug 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Dino and Horny Red both like............................
oxygen :shock:
This important statement was made by our under his cover reporter Timmy during an intense conversation that he insisted I had with him whilst he was asleep.

He might just be warming up to revealing something very deep and meaningful - or even the meaning of life, the universe and everything.... :shock:
This needs close monitoring! If you need any help monitoring Timmy in bed, I will gladly volunteer to do a few shifts :twisted: . After all this could be ground-breaking stuff, I owe it to the community, the nation and maybe even the world! :grin:
Is there nothing you wouldn't do for the benefit of the community, country and mankind in general? What an inspiration you are! Giving up your free time despite the chance of getting nothing in return!

6 Aug 2005

According to my mother, when I was 8 I yelled at the giant frogs in the motorcycle helmets to go back to their own planet or I would zap them.
Clearly I was a force to be reckoned with, for when I awoke there was not a giant frog to be seen.

6 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Dino and Horny Red both like............................
oxygen :shock:
This important statement was made by our under his cover reporter Timmy during an intense conversation that he insisted I had with him whilst he was asleep.

He might just be warming up to revealing something very deep and meaningful - or even the meaning of life, the universe and everything.... :shock:
This needs close monitoring! If you need any help monitoring Timmy in bed, I will gladly volunteer to do a few shifts :twisted: . After all this could be ground-breaking stuff, I owe it to the community, the nation and maybe even the world! :grin:
Is there nothing you wouldn't do for the benefit of the community, country and mankind in general? What an inspiration you are! Giving up your free time despite the chance of getting nothing in return!
Are you ferkin mad? :shock:
Sorry - yes, I meant to say.... yes , selfless I know but it is for the greater good.
(and when it's good - it's great!)
:grin:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by corriefem
Hmmmmm well I cant remember saying anything strange when I have been asleep but it did remind me that when I was younger I was in bed with my guy of the time at his mums when his brother came in the bedroom with no clothes on, opened the wardrobe and weed in there :shock: :shock: . I just stared as he walked out and nearly pissed myself laughing :lol: needless to say I did not mention this incident in the morning :lol: :lol:

They probably still tell the story of the strange girl that stayed the night and peed in the wardrobe!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

6 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Is there nothing you wouldn't do for the benefit of the community, country and mankind in general? What an inspiration you are! Giving up your free time despite the chance of getting nothing in return!

I'm damn sure that wouldn't be the case lol

:lol: :lol:
You're just so selfless Polo :twisted:
H. Red,
I need that luck :lol: :lol: passionkiss

Sarge wrote:

They probably still tell the story of the strange girl that stayed the night and peed in the wardrobe!!!

Corrie had that ever crossed your mind :shock:
Jas
XXX