Brighten Up Your Boner

11 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Sorry guys, but I am one of those women that just doesn't get anything (other than bored) from looking at cock-shots without having any idea of who it is sprouting from.
However, may be if there was something to make the cock-in-the-shot a little more interesting
So... the question is ... what could you do to brighten up your boner?
How could you add a touch of spangle to the sperm-rod?
What extras could you use to make yours a dazzling dickie so that your penis portrait stands out (pardon the pun) with pizzazz?

You need a trip to Southend. You'll find lots of cock sleeves and stuff like that.
Meanwhile if any girls on cam are pounding the pudenda, perhaps we could think of something to make the flaps a bit more festive? Could we turn the ringpiece into a showpiece? And how can we give the vagina some va va voom? Clit glit?
:shock:

11 Jul 2006

Clit glit - who said romance was dead smile

11 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

Better not make the top one an orange one as I don't like them, and that would definitely get things off to a bad start! blink

I dont like yellow or green so i wont put them on, you don't like orange so my boner will be all red's lol

Wot the fook am I gonna do with your boner? :shock:

11 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

Better not make the top one an orange one as I don't like them, and that would definitely get things off to a bad start! blink

I dont like yellow or green so i wont put them on, you don't like orange so my boner will be all red's lol

Wot the fook am I gonna do with your boner? :shock:
:laughabove:
Misinterpretation Red, espesialy as i forgot the purple ones. :lol:

11 Jul 2006

how about painting the end of your nob blue..... and pass it off as a ballpoint pen......

11 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee
how about painting the end of your nob blue..... and pass it off as a ballpoint pen......

now I aint the biggest bloke around but even mine would look silly tucked behind you ear like a pencil, I just dont think folk will fall for it.

11 Jul 2006

Fabulous thread Pololady.
If we really must see cock shot after cock shot a bit of graphical enhancement may make them slightly less dull.
I propose the admin consider making this part of the extras package. It already has a feature to crop and blur the pics so maybe add an option to hand a bauble from the end of the cock biggrin

11 Jul 2006

Now you ladies are extremely one-eyed about our one-eyed friends, I must say.
What you must realise that these little beauties are our companions fer life. They go everywhere with us, get excited when we do and are a constant source of fascination.
Occasionally, they deliberately slip to one side when we are, say, standing at the bus stop - just to remind us they're there, you understand. So we have to give 'em an endearing little nudge to get 'em back into the warm little niche they deserve and feel comfortable in.
They are also consummate diplomats. They avoid us guys having to tell you ladies that 'You float me boat'. There they are, straining their sweet little heads up and waving about 'shouting' 'Phwoooarrrrr!! get a load o' that!'. Saves us an awful lot of bother.
What's more they never take the piss - they are the ultimate givers in our lives.
So, ladies, don't mock the male preoccupation with stroking our priapuses - it is a very tender and sweet relationship that requires nurturing.
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11 Jul 2006

I've got one photo with my bits in a strawberry gateau and another with mistletoe...

11 Jul 2006

Mistletoe in strawberry gateau is just wrong :shock:

12 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
Now you ladies are extremely one-eyed about our one-eyed friends, I must say.
What you must realise that these little beauties are our companions fer life. They go everywhere with us, get excited when we do and are a constant source of fascination.
.

It doesn't make them any more attractive though!
lol

12 Jul 2006

I am very SORRY if this picture breaks the AUP or offends anyone!! But I think as the c*cks are 'clothed' maybe it can be tolerated? It is darn funny and very relevant to this thread!
Anyway... I think here are some great ideas for 'Brightening Up Your Boner'!
biggrin

12 Jul 2006

What was that about me spending too much time on the internet wink

12 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
What was that about me spending too much time on the internet

Kiss_Me must have a gap in her schedule lol

12 Jul 2006

never heard it called that before wink

12 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
never heard it called that before

You cheeky bugger!
:wink:

12 Jul 2006

Should i put it in the terminology thread?

13 Jul 2006

Well done kiss me I was bored the other day and was looking for something like that and couldn't find them anywhere. The cute little jumper with teddy bear on it would take a particularly strange puppy. Do you think I my penis would benifit from David Camerons new hug a hoody policy if I stuck on the hoody in your photos???

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Perhaps some attention to the background would be of benefit? You see peoples happy grinning faces with their backs to mountains, waterfalls, sunsets... why not their c*cks?

I see what you mean.....

13 Jul 2006

Or may be something to make them look a little more appetising......

13 Jul 2006

PL.... I thought the first one was funny!
The second one make me fell... :shock: blink

I daren't ask anything about the second picture!!
wink

13 Jul 2006

Or may be something to make them look a little more appetising......
Did you prepare the dishes yourself PoloLady? :shock:

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
PL.... I thought the first one was funny!
The second one make me fell... :shock:
I daren't ask anything about the second picture!!

Ah - it's the sprouts. Lots of people feel funny about sprouts. I guess you either love 'um or hate 'um lol

13 Jul 2006

Quote by seasider
Or may be something to make them look a little more appetising......

Did you prepare the dishes yourself PoloLady? :shock:
I did - but don't ask where my last two stalkers have gone wink

13 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Or may be something to make them look a little more appetising......

Did you prepare the dishes yourself PoloLady? :shock:
I did - but don't ask where my last two stalkers have gone wink

I'll be your stalker :rascal: Loving the new avatar by the way passionkiss

13 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
PL.... I thought the first one was funny!
The second one make me fell... :shock:
I daren't ask anything about the second picture!!

Ah - it's the sprouts. Lots of people feel funny about sprouts. I guess you either love 'um or hate 'um lol

I just went a little green too. Was the noodles i think or the fact it looke under cooked :lol:

13 Jul 2006

Made me feel a little sick too I have to admit :shock:
Bad PL........ smackbottom

Go to my room ! :rascal:

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Made me feel a little sick too I have to admit :shock:
Bad PL........ Go to my room ! :rascal:

Yes Miss :twisted:

13 Jul 2006

I am quite looking forward to the next PM one-liner asking....
"Would you like my cock?"
I can sent that photo and ask for "menu option 2 please" lol

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Perhaps some attention to the background would be of benefit? You see peoples happy grinning faces with their backs to mountains, waterfalls, sunsets... why not their c*cks?

I must confess that after watching some tits being juggled for a few minutes the attention does start to wander to the features of the room, it has occurred to me that some chat room contestants could better spend their time decorating!