Brighten Up Your Boner

10 Jul 2006

Sorry guys, but I am one of those women that just doesn't get anything (other than bored) from looking at cock-shots without having any idea of who it is sprouting from.
However, may be if there was something to make the cock-in-the-shot a little more interesting dunno

So... the question is ... what could you do to brighten up your boner?
How could you add a touch of spangle to the sperm-rod?
What extras could you use to make yours a dazzling dickie so that your penis portrait stands out (pardon the pun) with pizzazz?

10 Jul 2006

well if you can manage to keep it going mike, even I might want to see that video biggrin

I think maybe a bit of sparkle might help, maybe some glitter spray and afro-wig style rainbow coloured pubic hair might be a good look - Disco Dick wink

10 Jul 2006

Stick a daffodil in it? :shock:
I totally agree Polo, much rather see a tight pair of shorts and great bum! :twisted:

10 Jul 2006

i've got some of those adhesive stars Miss Polo, unfortunatley, my knob is too dry to stick them on, can you help?

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i've got some of those adhesive stars Miss Polo, unfortunatley, my knob is too dry to stick them on, can you help?

Wouldn't it look better with a glow-stick :rascal:

10 Jul 2006

last time i tried that i got thrown out of a nightclub redface

10 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
i've got some of those adhesive stars Miss Polo, unfortunatley, my knob is too dry to stick them on, can you help?

Wouldn't it look better with a glow-stick :rascal:
I think you meant glow-worm :giggle:

10 Jul 2006

OK - looks like a mouthful of soggy paper for me then :lickface:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
i've got some of those adhesive stars Miss Polo, unfortunatley, my knob is too dry to stick them on, can you help?

Wouldn't it look better with a glow-stick :rascal:
I think you meant glow-worm :giggle:
go back and hide behind your pole rolleyes

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i've got some of those adhesive stars Miss Polo, unfortunatley, my knob is too dry to stick them on, can you help?

Wouldn't it look better with a glow-stick :rascal:
I think you meant glow-worm :giggle:
go back and hide behind your pole rolleyes

Well thank you kind sir, I must admit, it is a bit dificult to see out of the window some mornings

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Jul 2006

How about squirty cream and strawberries lol

:lol:

11 Jul 2006

Perhaps some attention to the background would be of benefit? You see peoples happy grinning faces with their backs to mountains, waterfalls, sunsets... why not their c*cks?
Ok so it may be a little more tricky to photograph, but if you are using a picture of your member to promote yourself as a errrrrr member then maybe a little effort is needed?
biggrin

11 Jul 2006

Maybe a few photoshopped penis' are in order with cocks blasting off into space or rodeo cocks

11 Jul 2006

Put a slice of lemon near the base, stick a sparkler and umbrella in the top ................ jobs a good un the perfect cocktale lol

11 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Put a slice of lemon near the base, stick a sparkler and umbrella in the top ................ jobs a good un the perfect cocktale

Where the hell are you poking the stick off that umberalla :eeek:

11 Jul 2006

Don't try this one at home children smile

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Put a slice of lemon near the base, stick a sparkler and umbrella in the top ................ jobs a good un the perfect cocktale

Where the hell are you poking the stick off that umberalla :eeek:
Thinking about it i'd be more concerned about a small firework droping sparks on me pride and joy :uhoh:

11 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Put a slice of lemon near the base, stick a sparkler and umbrella in the top ................ jobs a good un the perfect cocktale

Where the hell are you poking the stick off that umberalla :eeek:
Thinking about it i'd be more concerned about a small firework droping sparks on me pride and joy :uhoh:
:giggle:
Now that is scary!

11 Jul 2006

Quote by mike48
how about i spin a hoola hoop round it ......well ?

:shock: how the feck do you get a hoola hoop to stay on yours?
I tried to spin these salty feckers on my knob but they kept flyin off redface

11 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
how about i spin a hoola hoop round it ......well ?

:shock: how the feck do you get a hoola hoop to stay on yours?
I tried to spin these salty feckers on my knob but they kept flyin off redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A little 'narrow' aren't they?... surely??

11 Jul 2006

Kiss_Me I :love: your avatar today!!!

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
how about i spin a hoola hoop round it ......well ?

:shock: how the feck do you get a hoola hoop to stay on yours?
I tried to spin these salty feckers on my knob but they kept flyin off redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A little 'narrow' aren't they?... surely?? Am I to take that comment as critique regarding the extra salty size of my member? :fuckinghell:

11 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
how about i spin a hoola hoop round it ......well ?

:shock: how the feck do you get a hoola hoop to stay on yours?
I tried to spin these salty feckers on my knob but they kept flyin off redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A little 'narrow' aren't they?... surely?? Am I to take that comment as critique regarding the extra salty size of my member? :fuckinghell:
Not at all! I was questioning the hoops!! Surely an onion ring at least? wink

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Kiss_Me I :love: your avatar today!!!

Why thank you Miss Dollyminx!
In case you hadn't noticed I get bored easily so rather than do some work I change my atavar!
I must say that yours is mighty fine too! :rascal:
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And RPM! I do hope you at those crisps afterwards.... would have been a terrible waste of food to throw them away!
:P

11 Jul 2006

Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

11 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

Better not make the top one an orange one as I don't like them, and that would definitely get things off to a bad start! blink

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

Better not make the top one an orange one as I don't like them, and that would definitely get things off to a bad start! blink

I dont like yellow or green so i wont put them on, you don't like orange so my boner will be all red lol

11 Jul 2006

I think I saw this on Blue Peter once and ya need no more than a pot of Prit Stik and a tub of sugar sprinklies from the supermarket, but it kinda doesnt last very long so I'm thinking go get it tattooed for a more permanant solution.

11 Jul 2006

How about a little pink tutu and some ballet shoes dunno

Stormwalker

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Draw coloured stripes round it so it looks like a packet of refreshers or friut polo's

Better not make the top one an orange one as I don't like them, and that would definitely get things off to a bad start! blink

What colours do you like ? :twisted: