Quote by Phuckers
fingernail doesnt have blood
But what it's fixed to does :P
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Quote by winchwench
PS the lette between e and t on my keyboad has just packed in- sooo bloody annoying, but hope you can undestand this!
Pefectly :lol:
Now that isan emegency :giggle:
quick i need ugent medical attention- who will help a damsel in distess? i need my * * button back (tied it thee but it didn't wok!)
I feel quite faint- hu y docto!
wenchy- vey impessive!!!
hmmm, methinks i should substitut the lette fo something else??? maybe lette5?
You could always use W as it's close to R and it just makes it sound like a cute speech impediment
Let's hope she doesn't tell ou how highly ou rank
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
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wight, w it is!
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Quote by Phuckers
fingernail doesnt have blood
But what it's fixed to does :P
make the kid suck on it till the parents arrive
But this is yourkid we are talking about and YOU are going to sue the ass off the school for letting it happen
I rest my case M'lud.....see how ridiculous it really is
Quote by helnheaven
fingernail doesnt have blood
But what it's fixed to does :P
make the kid suck on it till the parents arrive
But this is yourkid we are talking about and YOU are going to sue the ass off the school for letting it happen
I rest my case M'lud.....see how ridiculous it really is
you may as well rest your case if you have to base your agrument on a pathetic ridiculous fingernail
Quote by Phuckers
fingernail doesnt have blood
But what it's fixed to does :P
make the kid suck on it till the parents arrive
But this is yourkid we are talking about and YOU are going to sue the ass off the school for letting it happen
I rest my case M'lud.....see how ridiculous it really is
you may as well rest your case if you have to base your agrument on a pathetic ridiculous fingernail
A fingernail that gets infected and festers in spite of wide spectrum antibiotics. Then gangrene sets in and at the first the finger is amputated to the first knuckle in order to save the rest of the finger.
Too little too late, the infection travels down the finger and so the rest of the finger is removed... too late this infection is a quick little bleeder aided in no part by the kid contracting MRSA whilst in hospital having his finger removed.
As a result the hand and half the forearm are removed.
But, there is a surgeon who is quick-witted and horny and is a silent member of SH. Successfully grafts on a hook and send the poor little fucker round to Winchie's gaff for training on how to use it to tie knots.
The End.
Sequel to follow in order to make big bucks.
