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Bubble Wrap, KY, and a Black & Decker Sander!

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There you go! A fun new wanking idea.
Just make sure its a sander and not a drill or jigsaw! :shock:
Calista
Sex God
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Cx
Unknown User
This a electric or manual sander?
Wouldn't want to explain it in A&E though redface surprisedops: lol
Unknown User
Quote by bigDewi69
This a electric or manual sander?
Wouldn't want to explain it in A&E though redface surprisedops: lol

Electric! Mains, about 1000W. That should do it. innocent
john45_sw_uk
Orgasminator
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McCloggie
Casanova
My FFFFing nieghbour is using his B&D sander again (even though I put it in Room 101 last week).
Now I know why he uses it so much.
Brings a whole new meaning to DIY though!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by McCloggie
My FFFFing nieghbour is using his B&D sander again (even though I put it in Room 101 last week).
Now I know why he uses it so much.
Brings a whole new meaning to DIY though!!!!

Guarunteed he is Black n Deckering himself off! :shock:
smokerjim
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
There you go! A fun new wanking idea.

:bs: flipa
Has this technique been tested by your good self? rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by smokerjim
There you go! A fun new wanking idea.

:bs: flipa
Has this technique been tested by your good self? rotflmao
Not yet! But I just bought a digital camcorder, so if I do give it a whirl, I will send you a copy of the footage! biggrin
smokerjim
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
There you go! A fun new wanking idea.

:bs: flipa
Has this technique been tested by your good self? rotflmao
Not yet! But I just bought a digital camcorder, so if I do give it a whirl, I will send you a copy of the footage! biggrin
If you do that, do it in your car - then I can send it in to "You've Been Framed", and it really will become "car crash tv" :P
yes that comment is in very bad taste, but it was the only way I could tortuosly fit it in.
That really isn't recommended BTW
smokerjim
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
There you go! A fun new wanking idea.

:bs: flipa
Has this technique been tested by your good self? rotflmao
Not yet! But I just bought a digital camcorder, so if I do give it a whirl, I will send you a copy of the footage! biggrin
If you do that, do it in your car - then I can send it in to "You've Been Framed", and it really will become "car crash tv" :P
yes that comment is in very bad taste, but it was the only way I could tortuosly fit it in.
That really isn't recommended BTW
Unknown User
Quote by smokerjim
There you go! A fun new wanking idea.

:bs: flipa
Has this technique been tested by your good self? rotflmao
Not yet! But I just bought a digital camcorder, so if I do give it a whirl, I will send you a copy of the footage! biggrin
If you do that, do it in your car - then I can send it in to "You've Been Framed", and it really will become "car crash tv" :P
yes that comment is in very bad taste, but it was the only way I could tortuosly fit it in.
That really isn't recommended BTW
There isn't much I wouldn't do for a laugh, but when it comes to my car? Geezer loves his car. Hows about in the garage on my workbench next to the pillar drill?
smokerjim
Sex God
OK, I admit it, I got the shakes in my hand and fingers that is indicative of "Wanker's Hand", a dibilitating, degenerative and chronic condition that is caused by an over-indulgence of onanism. :wanker:
Unknown User
Talking of Bangers. This is one of the funniest of those funny(???) e-mails you get sent.

It's a bit of a cross between YBF and last of the summer wine.
Enjoy.
PS.. TTHHHhhheeeeee :grin: sssssaaaaaannnnnnndddddeeeeeerrrrrrrrr iiiiiisssssss grrreeeaaattttttt blink :blink: :blink:
smokerjim
Sex God
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Talking of Bangers. This is one of the funniest of those funny(???) e-mails you get sent.

PMSL, rotflmao :rotflmao:
JGB4fun
Warming the Bed
Ok i don't know whether to admit this or not but every time i read this post i got curioser and curioser till eventually .... well the Ky and bubble wrap i can understand (bubble side up of course) but the sander :!: Where the hell does that come into it confused:
The main thing is the bubbles popping …. They don’t half put you off your stroke
redface
Drifter
Orgasminator
Sounds like this could be rather painful.
I think I'll stick to my right hand (pun intended)!