Buckets or teaspoons

4 Jan 2005

Quote by aka loco
i tell my girl it tastes honey she say`s oh yea do you what to try some?

lol, beware the snowballs!

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:

Swilling isn't so bad, it's when they start gargling I get worried. rotflmao

Debbie!!! Ice!!! smackbottom

Tis when I'm sat there chewing it that I get pissed off!!! confused

You're not supposed to eat the penis as well. rolleyes

Hang on, I'm having another Michael Caine moment...
... you're only supposed to blow the bluddy balls off!

4 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
I am now picturing all the girls getting ready with teaspoons in their hands saying shoot it in here sweetie just to see if it is true....
Shireen
xxx

His aim isn't that good but I'm willing to spit it out into a spoon to measure if it that helps?
Dawn lol

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
His aim isn't that good but I'm willing to spit it out into a spoon to measure if it that helps?
Dawn

:giggle: :giggle: And miss all that protein Dawn??..... Are you mad sweetie??.... lol

And as for the bad aim.... I know all about that!!.... rolleyes

Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency.
I doubt the actual sperms make any noticeable difference. Male ejaculate is over 90% water by mass, and most of the rest is a concoction of zinc and amino acids. The actual sperm content is negligible by comparison.

As Ice says! :thumbup: I have a diet that inclues a lot of zinc before I go to parties or meets (honestly). Makes a big difference what you eat to the genereal consistency of ejaculate. Pineapple and other fruits are a good recommendation. Some porn actors use a high protien diet and eggs are the main ingredient. I would advise guys to avoid dairy products, though. Ahh.. cheesy sperm!
LC biggrin

4 Jan 2005

like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

5 Jan 2005

Quote by aka loco
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid? biggrin

5 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
His aim isn't that good but I'm willing to spit it out into a spoon to measure if it that helps?
Dawn

:giggle: :giggle: And miss all that protein Dawn??..... Are you mad sweetie??.... lol

And as for the bad aim.... I know all about that!!.... rolleyes

Shireen
xxx
and who says it has to be wasted just because it's on a spoon? dum dum de dum dum ..makes the medicen go down...

5 Jan 2005

Quote by aka loco
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

I knew someone would do it.... :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

5 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid? biggrin

Now THAT'S funny :!: cool

5 Jan 2005

Quote by
and who says it has to be wasted just because it's on a spoon? dum dum de dum dum ..makes the medicen go down...

:doh: I never thought of that Lucy.... lol

Shireen
xxx

5 Jan 2005

I have Lumpy cum round to do a bit of plumbing or decorating now and then , but he usually brings Lofty for any pipes that are really high up . Both nice fellas.

5 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid? biggrin

Debs waits patently for aka to cum back lol

well??????

5 Jan 2005

Quote by
ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way :shock:

COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately lol

I think he may be faking it rotflmao

hehe naaaaaaaaaaah I meant caue custard does go that same lumpy way! Its always nice ana waaaaaarm! mmm slurpy slurpy biggrin

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs waits patently for aka to cum back
well??????

Yeh, come on Loco!! We're waiting for a full comprehensive report on this event :twisted: Like how far away was the teaspoon for you to be able to catch it? :shock: Did you hold the teaspoon, or did you have to put it on the side and walk a few feet away from it and aim real good? Or did you just cum all over the place and the scoop it up? We need to know these things!!! confused

5 Jan 2005

Quote by fruity1976
That is a damn good point! And how come a man can have lumpy cum one time and not another???

Hope that helps.... biggrin

5 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!

You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid? biggrin

oh sorry it was lumpy though i did`ut clean the peanut butter off the spoon first

5 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yeh, come on Loco!! We're waiting for a full comprehensive report on this event :twisted: Like how far away was the teaspoon for you to be able to catch it? :shock: Did you hold the teaspoon, or did you have to put it on the side and walk a few feet away from it and aim real good? Or did you just cum all over the place and the scoop it up? We need to know these things!!!

You forgot to ask if he had to scrape it up did he make sure that all the bits etc that gather on the floor were removed or had he just vaccumed prior to the experiment....
Shireen
xxx

5 Jan 2005

Do you know I was just eating tomatoes on toast and read this thread and gagged on thought of lumpy cum - and I was looking forward to my tea lol

5 Jan 2005

Quote by
ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way :shock:

COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately lol

I think he may be faking it rotflmao

Are you sure he isn't DEAD? :shock:

5 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way :shock:

COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately lol

I think he may be faking it rotflmao

Are you sure he isn't DEAD? :shock:
hahaha I can definetly say that he is NOT dead! lol

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
why some men have lumpy cum?

It needs to be shaken, not stirred. cool

:laughabove: rotflmao

I think girls we have to tip them up side down shake them to stop the lumpy cum rotflmao

5 Jan 2005

ewwwwwwww chunky cum

5 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
ewwwwwwww chunky cum

Is that a website?

5 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
ewwwwwwww chunky cum

you see girls if you make sure your guy has plenty of sex bj`s hand jobs it matters not
and also encourage him to drink plenty of fluid say beer for example then...
my cum will be liquid and sweet and you wont care if its a bucket or table spoon smile

5 Jan 2005

The voice of experience ? LOL

5 Jan 2005

Try not cumming for a week and then see how heavy it is when you finally get release...
MOD edited out very offensive comment here. DO NOT do this again.

5 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Do you know I was just eating tomatoes on toast and read this thread and gagged on thought of lumpy cum - and I was looking forward to my tea

That'll be good for the diet hunni! wink

:twisted:

5 Jan 2005

Voting for thick long shots here.... lumpy cum just don't cut the mustard.
How impressive must it look eh girls? and you can do much more with the 'spurt'
:uhoh: Time for bed? I think so.......
Cathy x

5 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
And as for the bad aim.... I know all about that!!....
Shireen
xxx

Pah.....................Women drivers..............
Always looking to blame a man
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