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Sex God
The Aussies certainly have a way with words, I found these on an Aussie site, although some they may have copied from us
Happy as a bastard on Father's Day
Got a face like a bashed in shit can.
Ugly as a deep sea racing mullet!
Madder than a baptist in a brothel.
As useful as a c*nt full of cold water
Happy as a bastard on Father's Day
Got a face like a bashed in shit can.
Ugly as a deep sea racing mullet!
Madder than a baptist in a brothel.
As useful as a c*nt full of cold water
Sex God
glad you liked them, here's a few morebastard from the bush
useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
busy as a one-armed bill-poster in the wind
could eat a goanna between two slabs of bark
couldn't give away cheese at a rats' picnic
done up like a pet lizard
easy as pushing shit uphill with a toothpick
go dip your eye in hot cocky cack!
There's a load more at
Orgasminator
my mum says
as useless s a chocolate fire-guard or chocolate teapot
as useless s a chocolate fire-guard or chocolate teapot
Sex God
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
I'm glad I'm not on my own with laughing at the budgie smugglers advert, I really rounded on the telly and then laughed hard once I'd taken it in. One of those... did they really just say that moments! Brilliant!
I love sayings like these and I can see me having use for some of these in work tomorrow, cheers St3v3!
LG.x x x x
I'm glad I'm not on my own with laughing at the budgie smugglers advert, I really rounded on the telly and then laughed hard once I'd taken it in. One of those... did they really just say that moments! Brilliant!I love sayings like these and I can see me having use for some of these in work tomorrow, cheers St3v3!
LG.x x x x Homegrown ones
If brains were spunk you wouldn't have enough to fertilize a fish egg
This place is so rough even the rats wear overalls
If you don't behave yourself I'll beat you to within half an inch of your life and you'll wish your mother was still a virgin
and one from somewhere I can't remember
Men have many faults
Women only two
Everything they say
and everything they do.
Andy
If brains were spunk you wouldn't have enough to fertilize a fish egg
This place is so rough even the rats wear overalls
If you don't behave yourself I'll beat you to within half an inch of your life and you'll wish your mother was still a virgin
and one from somewhere I can't remember
Men have many faults
Women only two
Everything they say
and everything they do.
Andy
Master of Sex
Who was the English cricketer who was asked from an Aussie crowd, 'Hey lend us ya brain, I'm knitting an idiot.'
Sex God
Quote by ToshUK
Who was the English cricketer who was asked from an Aussie crowd, 'Hey lend us ya brain, I'm knitting an idiot.'
There was another good one recently I think it was England V Australia and Australia had no chance of winning going into the final day. I think it may have been Flintoff who said "Today is fancy dress day, all the Australian fans have come as plastic chairs"
Warming the Bed
If brains were dynamite lad, you wouldn’t have enough to blow a parting in your hair
This place is so rough even the rats go round in pairs
This place is so rough even the rats go round in pairs
