Bulk thread for Wednesday 13th April

12 Apr 2005

I'll be at work from early til late, so to save myself some time catching up on the day's activity when I get home, I thought I'd put all the daily topics in one thread:
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

12 Apr 2005

HFS!!! I think I really did "pms" laughing at this post...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I take it back, I'm not afraid of the avatar anymore!!
xxx
ms. ocky

12 Apr 2005

Well that's it!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I shall just print Ice's post, carry it around with me and then never feel the need to log on to this site again!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'll be at work from early til late, so to save myself some time catching up on the day's activity when I get home, I thought I'd put all the daily topics in one thread:
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice
:rotflmao:
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce:
Tell it like it is Ice! :thumbup:
Oh well, that's life! wink

:wink: :twisted:

12 Apr 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Lucy kiss

12 Apr 2005

Nice one Ice Pie -almost an anogram there!
Sums up recent posts but you have not considered the use of crisp bags and pringle tubes.

12 Apr 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Nice one Ice Pie -almost an anogram there!
Sums up recent posts but you have not considered the use of crisp bags and pringle tubes.

Oooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
When I read that thread I started itching. Must've been the thought of all the crumbs!
On second thoughts........................ :censored:

12 Apr 2005

ice pie!!!! smackbottom

i for one am deeply interested in fresh new angles on those kinda questions, and that whole "the search button is your friend" thing is wearing a bit thin, mainly because it springs to mind every . . ooohhhhh . . . third thread or so! rotflmao

;)
ta for the summary though! will help me cut down those outrageous dial up costs at the minute! ;)
n x x x :P

13 Apr 2005

you seem to have forgotten:
the rubbish repeated thread where it gets hijacked, then neil get pissed and posts a load of bollox which then are pinned down and shaved, but was it for the good of knowing your spelling and grammar so the sh police don't jump on you.
Then there is:
Bait a newbie and turn them into a troll so blue can ban them and get her daily qota of finger flexing and button pressing, but does pressing the right buttons turn you on as much as my new "look at me againeveryone" avatar?
Oh and not to mention:
Venus spams out the boards with intelligent debate which then heats and mingles with the bubbles in the GFZ which is deserted cos people keep farting to add to the bubbly effect, which leads to a new(well only the 6th time it's been posted this year) thread about shaving bits in the bath, then have some dizzy bint called littelgem storm in with a tale of her all too frequent mishaps.
biggrin

Great post Icepie! :thumbup:

13 Apr 2005

you have missed out the one liners 'do you want to shag'
A classic post lol

13 Apr 2005

Maybe Ice Pie's comments should be given to new starters to give them a taste of what is to come.
Kind of like the "Bounty" pack new mums got from the midwife. Can any of you mums on here remember those? Some bits were good and used every day, some looked like a good idea but never got round to using them, the rest you just threw in the bin.

13 Apr 2005

And what about those 'I only posted this so that I could have a moan about the topics other people post' threads rolleyes

lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

What about....
You have a PM
Whats a munch?
Why hasn't {insert name} in the ads section replied to my ad?
My MSN doesn't work dunno

Ice I think your on to a winner with this thread lol

13 Apr 2005

Great post Ice

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'll be at work from early til late, so to save myself some time catching up on the day's activity when I get home, I thought I'd put all the daily topics in one thread:
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

Right he didn't mention word association.................so it's everyone in there then is it.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'll be at work from early til late, so to save myself some time catching up on the day's activity when I get home, I thought I'd put all the daily topics in one thread:
why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice

Erm surely you can't get into the chatroom as you're at work? Have you tried the help room?
wink

:wink: :wink:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
you seem to have forgotten:
the rubbish repeated thread where it gets hijacked, then neil get pissed and posts a load of bollox which then are pinned down and shaved, but was it for the good of knowing your spelling and grammar so the sh police don't jump on you.
Then there is:
Bait a newbie and turn them into a troll so blue can ban them and get her daily qota of finger flexing and button pressing, but does pressing the right buttons turn you on as much as my new "look at me againeveryone" avatar?
Oh and not to mention:
Venus spams out the boards with intelligent debate which then heats and mingles with the bubbles in the GFZ which is deserted cos people keep farting to add to the bubbly effect, which leads to a new(well only the 6th time it's been posted this year) thread about shaving bits in the bath, then have some dizzy bint called littelgem storm in with a tale of her all too frequent mishaps.

Great post Icepie! :thumbup:

Along with the all too familiar "I'm a single male.... which one of you lot wants it first?" posts.
Oh and the posts critisising what you've forgotten in your first........... :doh: :gagged:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I'll be at work from early til late, so to save myself some time catching up on the day's activity when I get home, I thought I'd put all the daily topics in one thread:
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

pmsl

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so do you go for the shaved, the gorilla or the nicely trimmed look.
If you go for the 3rd option to you prefer it trimmed or shaped
If you go for the shaped option do you like a particluar design lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Apr 2005

I have printed off your list.......... coz I must have missed some !!!!

13 Apr 2005

:rotflmao:
You forgot the "This site is full of timewasters" and "I registered 30 minutes ago and I haven't got a shag yet" threads wink

Shireen
xxx

13 Apr 2005

What an unhelpful lot your are wink

You could have at least answered the poor man's questions:
For those not wanting to know the answers please turn away from the screen now lol

Big, Yes, Who knows, Both, Orange Kylie, 17, Simultaneous, Very, Its off, Because, Yes
Hope I have been a help :lol:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?

Errrr..... average, no, looks fine to me, you are a tosser, off with their heads, Samuel Jackson, ?, orange, ?, ?, ?, whips :shock: bolt

, don't have cream, ???, usually once, :shock: , yuk, not techy enuff..........

Quote by Ice Pie
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

Too boring, no, tough (they are your bloody kids), I'm the same............
wink

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
So, how big are your assets, should I shave my genitals before peeing on you, what's up with that ad by whatsname and why does no one answer mine, should the maximum sentence for being a single male be reduced to public castration or should we carry on cutting their heads off aswell, who's your favourite film star star-fruit fruit-juice juice-extractor extractor-fan fan-club club-whip whip-cream cream-orgasm, how many times can you cum, do you spit or gargle, do you like my arse, and why can't I get in the chatroom?
Over to you.
Ice
PS - Why has this thread been locked? Is it because my budgie has died, my kids are giving me a hard time, and I'm a crashing bore looking for some sympathy?

You only forgot : "Does size matter", and "new to this, can someone show me the ropes?"
Mike.

13 Apr 2005

what album / music you got on whilst your measuring penis:and is the size important ????

13 Apr 2005

..excellent Ice...dont know if I should applaud too much though..sure I've been guilty of posting at least some of that dodgy subject matter...oops!

13 Apr 2005

Quote by alspals
..excellent Ice...dont know if I should applaud too much though..sure I've been guilty of posting at least some of that dodgy subject matter...oops!

I think most of us probably have.
Perhaps it's a sign of maturity rather than a source of embarrassment :undecided:

13 Apr 2005

Think I'd better start polishing up my style.
John
wink

13 Apr 2005

You'll ding dang do for me!
What about the " I'm a victim"
?
wink