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Quote by winchwench
Done deal- phew thank feck FB's not around!
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How the bloody hell did that appear before yours? :shock:
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Quote by winchwench
:kareoke:
"Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand- he sticks you up my arse when he's tired of his hand"
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Is that the version by Toni Backhole?
I tried...
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Quote by winchwench
Que spooky "tales of the unexpected" music- or perhaps you're telepathic and know when a spelling crime is about to be committed!
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It just has: it's cue
Quote by MikeNorth
Que spooky "tales of the unexpected" music- or perhaps you're telepathic and know when a spelling crime is about to be committed!
:shock:
:giggle:
It just has: it's cue
Spoooooooky! My posts are vanishing :scared:
The cue/que was for FB, you tart!
, but I guess you're almost as bad! :giggle:winchwench wrote:
:kareoke:
"Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand- he sticks you up my arse when he's tired of his hand"
:kareoke:
Is that the version by Toni Backhole?
I tried...
Not sure- this version also has the lines (being very careful here) .....
:karaoke:" I need a poo Mickey, poo Mickey, don't make me fart Mickey" :karaoke:
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Quote by winchwench
Que spooky "tales of the unexpected" music- or perhaps you're telepathic and know when a spelling crime is about to be committed!
:shock:
:giggle:
It just has: it's cue
Spoooooooky! My posts are vanishing :scared:
The cue/que was for FB, you tart!
, but I guess you're almost as bad! :giggle:Damn, where are my manners? Ladies first and all that!
If you want the full gen on this, try reading this book
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino
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Title says for women, but it all fits for men too - same basic plumbing in that area :shock:
Excellent book with excellent advice, really does tell u everything you need to know.
good luck & have fun
h
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan Taormino
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Title says for women, but it all fits for men too - same basic plumbing in that area :shock:
Excellent book with excellent advice, really does tell u everything you need to know.
good luck & have fun
h
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Quote by freimationhow was that?
sorry guys i,ve missed quite a bit it seems i was away trying to put things up my bum
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Quote by Warmerhow was that?
sorry guys i,ve missed quite a bit it seems i was away trying to put things up my bum
Cramped with his head up there as well. :giggle:
Sorry freimation I couldn't resist that one. :lol:
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well with him saying 'things' i had visions of him installing some ikea shelving and using it for some sort of storage facility :shock:
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Quote by winchwench
well with him saying 'things' i had visions of him installing some ikea shelving and using it for some sort of storage facility :shock:
Ah, storage. Are you implying he's anally retentive?
:lol: yes with a bottom drawer Sex God
Quote by easyhow was that?
sorry guys i,ve missed quite a bit it seems i was away trying to put things up my bum
Cramped with his head up there as well. :giggle:
Sorry freimation I couldn't resist that one. :lol:
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