Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Caravan.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He IsLost?
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Orgasminator
