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Quote by duncanlondon
I think we need the adult Ray Mears next.
You know useful stuff like how to shit in a bed of nettles or wank in a sleeping bag.
rolleyes

I love this idea!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by sercher01
ray mears is gr8 and id love to see what him and the bush tuckerman would cook up ?
and for those who want to know witchety grubs tast like chicken rolleyes ( thought everyone new that )
and wankin in a sleepin bag is a pease of piss
so im told redface

The man Ray says they taste like eggs when they are raw and bacon when they are cooked. I wouldn'y argue with him.
What do the female inhabitant of the Tiger Forest do when they encounter a bear?
an egg is a babe chicken ffs rolleyes
Quote by sercher01
an egg is a babe chicken ffs rolleyes

you think chickens are babes or even eggs for that matter :shock:
you do worry me lol
Earthy xx
you lot bafful me you realy do rolleyes
dont you no nuffin wink
Quote by sercher01
you lot bafful me you realy do rolleyes
dont you no nuffin wink

we baffle you ffs :shock:
erm kettle calling pan
Earthy xx
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol
Quote by Scandal
What do the female inhabitant of the Tiger Forest do when they encounter a bear?

Call for Sercher? dunno
No - they need something that knows what it doing
Quote by PoloLady
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno
bolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno

Well the last one you cooked me for breakfast tasted nothing like cock/fowl :lol:
But that might have been the tomato sauce confused
Quote by PoloLady
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno

Well the last one you cooked me for breakfast tasted nothing like cock/fowl :lol:
But that might have been the tomato sauce confused
You got breakfast? rolleyes
Quote by Kiss
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno

Well the last one you cooked me for breakfast tasted nothing like cock/fowl :lol:
But that might have been the tomato sauce confused
You got breakfast? rolleyes
you mean you didnt just wake up and he had gone :shock:
Earthy xx
Quote by earthchild
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno

Well the last one you cooked me for breakfast tasted nothing like cock/fowl :lol:
But that might have been the tomato sauce confused
You got breakfast? rolleyes
you mean you didnt just wake up and he had gone :shock:
Earthy xx
What are you trying to suggest? :?
:giggle:
Quote by Kiss
I know an egg don't taste like a chicken lol

So what does an egg taste like dunno

Well the last one you cooked me for breakfast tasted nothing like cock/fowl :lol:
But that might have been the tomato sauce confused
You got breakfast? rolleyes
you mean you didnt just wake up and he had gone :shock:
Earthy xx
What are you trying to suggest? :?
:giggle:
sorry just talking from experience redface :lol:
Quote by earthchild
you mean you didnt just wake up and he had gone :shock:
Earthy xx

Who had time to sleep dunno
Quote by PoloLady

you mean you didnt just wake up and he had gone :shock:
Earthy xx

Who had time to sleep dunno
lol i always make time for sleep cos i normally have to drive for miles afterwards redface
Quote by earthchild
lol i always make time for sleep cos i normally have to drive for miles afterwards redface

He makes you drive :shock:
How does Ray Mears shave in the bush. he doesn't. He wipes honey on his face and overnight the termites graze on the stubble.
lol
Quote by PoloLady

lol i always make time for sleep cos i normally have to drive for miles afterwards redface

He makes you drive :shock:
well his car is just simply not to be trusted lol