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Quote by Darkfire
its empty lol I ate the last one this morning redface

damn, best go dig out the other tin then wink
Earthy xx
do we need em? dunno :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
do we need em? dunno :twisted:

whats need got to do with it???
or would you prefer squirty cream :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
Expect some visitors but I'd be very surprised if any of them will be seeking asylum :twisted:

bloody tourists lol
I'm aware that many people use two sites, myself included, so to clarify, I'm directing this at those who openly 'pledge allegiance' elsewhere and ordinarily slate SH and all who sail in her in favour of their own 'home'......
yet its funny how this one is good enough when 'yours' is on its arse confused
Regardless of which site we use, we're part of the same community so it really shouldnt matter ....... but comments like the above really piss me off.
Darkfire.....i think i love you!
Quote by EagerSlut
Excuse me...I'm sorry if my remark about asylum offended anyone. I was simply replying to a thread which was couched in cryptic language and was obviously made with full and prior knowledge of why site traffic here had increased today.
I don't have any axe to grind but thank you for reminding me why I choose to just drop in here only occasionally. Each to their own, eh?
I'd appreciate it if my response to being flamed isn't miraculously made to vanish into thin air, as has happened once or twice before.
Thank you wink

actually there was nothing cryptic about.....as FB later received a PM....which she did explain later on page one ,clearing up the mystery of the extra traffic....
Still, no-one has offered me popcorn.
OK then off to go and have a bite of Timmy's sausage in one of the LMU threads....
Too hungry to wait for you mean lot
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by mistress_sassy
But you'e a vegitarian! :shock:

Yeah I know... but I'm that hungry I could chew off my own arm.... but I'm thinking perhaps I might need my arm at some point in the future, and Timmy's sausage will probably be more tasty anyway lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Still, no-one has offered me popcorn.
OK then off to go and have a bite of Timmy's sausage in one of the LMU threads....
Too hungry to wait for you mean lot
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've got a packet of crisps confused
Quote by PoloLady
Still, no-one has offered me popcorn.
OK then off to go and have a bite of Timmy's sausage in one of the LMU threads....
Too hungry to wait for you mean lot
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've got a packet of crisps confused
Give me on then, you tight cow
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Still, no-one has offered me popcorn.
OK then off to go and have a bite of Timmy's sausage in one of the LMU threads....
Too hungry to wait for you mean lot
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've got a packet of crisps confused
Give me on then, you tight cow
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They're smokey pig flavour - so I am just licking the meatyness off first wink :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Still, no-one has offered me popcorn.
OK then off to go and have a bite of Timmy's sausage in one of the LMU threads....
Too hungry to wait for you mean lot
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've got a packet of crisps confused
Give me on then, you tight cow
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They're smokey pig flavour - so I am just licking the meatyness off first wink :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: You're licking meaty off your crisps? Does he know? :lol:
now that's got me thinking... I know that crisps are vegetarian fodder because it's all artificial flavourings on them... but do vegetarians actually eat meat flavoured crisps?
Quote by celestria
:shock: :shock: You're licking meaty off ....? Does he know? lol

I think so - he is making all the right noises anyway wink
Quote by da69ve
CRACKERS!......anyone for crackers?

NUTS.... ma' lady
oops sorry sir redface
Crackers with jam????? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I am not all that fond of meat flavoured crispy snacks... go and buy some salt and vinegar instead PL! Probably the reason why I don't eat meat is cos I don't like the taste very much, not the fact that I am a do gooder. I do not like cheese flavoured crisps either. In fact, I am not all that keen on crisps at all. Timmy's sausage is still in the lead for a tasty midday snack lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
... go and buy some salt and vinegar instead PL!

:shock:
If you think I am spending my paper-round money on crisps for you :P ..... you can have soggy licked crisps or nothing. bolt

Ha - little does she know I have already seasoned Timmy's trouser truncheon with the bacon flavouring from the crisps! :rascal:
Quote by PoloLady
... go and buy some salt and vinegar instead PL!

:shock:
If you think I am spending my paper-round money on crisps for you :P ..... you can have soggy licked crisps or nothing. bolt

Ha - little does she know I have already seasoned Timmy's trouser truncheon with the bacon flavouring from the crisps! :rascal:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww @ licked crisps...... though I supppose I could go halves with you on a new pack of crisps, should Timmy's sausage need more seasoning lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.
Quote by DeeCee
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.

Are licked crisps really that bad confused
Quote by PoloLady
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.

Are licked crisps really that bad confused
depends whose licked them i guess
Quote by DeeCee
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.

Are licked crisps really that bad confused
depends whose licked them i guess
anyone for licked witch???
Quote by earthchild
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.

Are licked crisps really that bad confused
depends whose licked them i guess
anyone for licked witch???
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
i like the sound of that
Quote by DeeCee
far be it from me to be provocative...... but purely as an observation
this thread displays all those ingredients that cause many members of the site ( whether they use it regurlarly or not) to stay away from the forums.

Are licked crisps really that bad confused
depends whose licked them i guess
anyone for licked witch???
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
i like the sound of that
:happy: passionkiss
Oi!
I object to the title Tourist - I am, always have been and always will be a Filthy Little Lurker lol
Can't believe you lot polished off the sweeties and didn't offer them round the dogging section! :huh:
Quote by Serendipity
Oi!
I object to the title Tourist - I am, always have been and always will be a Filthy Little Lurker lol
Can't believe you lot polished off the sweeties and didn't offer them round the dogging section! :huh:

ooops sorry Dip didnt see you lurking redface
A likely story!! I want those green triangle choccies <stamps foot>
Quote by Serendipity
A likely story!! I want those green triangle choccies <stamps foot>

oh ok, i admit i have another tin stashed,
Earthy wanders off to get dippys choccy triangles
Quote by Serendipity
A likely story!! I want those green triangle choccies <stamps foot>

Would you put up with a choccy covered Dlep instead? :rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by Serendipity
I object to the title Tourist - I am, always have been and always will be a Fluffy Little Lurker lol

We always knew you were fluffy Serendipity :giggle:
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