It's the same as boobies ain't it?
Why is it then. Come on? I think if I was the small bollock i'd have a complex.
Oh and while we're on the subject. Is one of your bollox/nipples more sensitive than the other.
My left bollock is smaller and more squeamish
well if you was a bollock you wouldn't want someone next to you to be exactly the same..its natures way of makeing sure all things..even litle bollocks are unique in their own little way..awwww
...so smaller mouths can suck at least one of them!!
Lost, they've got to be different sizes to ensure that your willy sits right in a tailor-made suit. Your trousers would hang funny, and tailors would be deprived of the question "To which side does Sir dress". ;)
Neil x x x ;)
I only carry the message.
Why in males is one ball smaller than the other ?
(1) It is thought that in males that are Right handed the Left ball is smaller
and those males that are Left handed the Right ball is the smaller.
(2) It is thought that in females that are Left handed the Right breast is smaller
and those females that are Right handed the Left breast is smaller.
It is believed that the crossing of nerves in the Medulla Oblongata plays a part in this,
but this theory is in doubt.
Dont blame me for this cos I am no wiser than you.
This is my first ever post, but something I know about. One ball is smaller and at a different height for a very sensible reason, if they were both at the same height then when you put your legs together they would be queezed together and crushed!!!
Evolutionary benefit!!!! hope that hopes put your fears at rest
both big but left hangs lower so they fold together better lol
bolloxed it up again hasnt she 
Thats brilliant! 
Ding dong good to have your company in forum 
