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Quote by cplbbw
someone pore me a large drink is it just me or do you lot get very passionate (ok i mean angry rolleyes ) when reading other threads ?
make that two drinks i need to calm down
:smoke: :smoke: aaaa thats better

You can ease off the drink now cplbbw i've just thrown my opinion in the ring so forget about it and let me and pete take your mind elsewhere :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:
wave Hi Pete hope you had a good night last night? Have a few drinks on me you lot & I'll have a real one for you lot biggrin And a smackbottom blast hump 69position lots of fun !!!Take care all
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Quote by cplbbw
evening all, large single malt, a cigar and a nice glass of ruby port please, think i'll settle in for the nite.
cplbbw, cmere hun :therethere: passionkiss hump :inlove:
cheer up, i read hardly any of the threads these days, even the titels sound contentius on a lot of them, think i'll stay in here and sit by the log fire sipping me malt and chilling out.

oo that sounds like a dame good idea to me think ill settle in betwwen you and mik, iv got a full glass and a pack of fags so im setled for the night so whats the topic of conversation tonight??

What a brilliant idea lets all sit down together and talk about the first thing that comes up :shock: :twisted:
hope u have a great time guys wave we did redface
oh bugger, nipper just phoned needs picking up mad
grabs coat and wonders off mubeling things like, bloody kids blah blah, feckin taxi service blah blah
keep me seat warm cplbbw wink
Quote by hisandhers
did you have a good night last night Mik? I'm sure you lot will have a good time without me.

oops missed this one yes had a great time thanks and i'll cope but if only you promise to pop in tommorrow. Have fun wave
Not sure yet might take some time out Mik. A lot going on in my head at the min. wink Maybe 2moz then
a swift half please, then i gotta go try transform myself into something that resembles human
smile :)
have a good night hisandhers kiss dont do anything i wouldnt :twisted:
pete ill keep ye seat warm hun hurry up though or dracae may nick it and dracae :kiss: hi hunny you out on the town tonight where ye going babe??
and mik the first thing that comes to mind is.............cucumbers redface
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:

cucumbers hun wink
Quote by cplbbw
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:

cucumbers hun wink
ah yes, the humble cucumber, a much underrated veg in my opinion. Did you know that the origin of the cucumber is northern India, where it has been grown for over 3,000 years? :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:

cucumbers hun wink
ah yes, the humble cucumber, a much underrated veg in my opinion. Did you know that the origin of the cucumber is northern India, where it has been grown for over 3,000 years? :shock:
eeerrrrrrmmm no hun i didnt i generally just look for the fatest one when buying one redface o dear but what did you expect from me surprisedops:
Quote by cplbbw
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:

cucumbers hun wink
ah yes, the humble cucumber, a much underrated veg in my opinion. Did you know that the origin of the cucumber is northern India, where it has been grown for over 3,000 years? :shock:
eeerrrrrrmmm no hun i didnt i generally just look for the fatest one when buying one redface o dear but what did you expect from me surprisedops:
rotflmao oh you crack me up :rotflmao:
The cucumber was first recorded in Mesopotamia around 2,000 BC. The cucumber did not reach Europe until the Middle Ages, and was first cultivated in greenhouses in 19th century England.
Quote by Pete_sw
My word thats darned cold out there, Glad to see no one pinched me malt, shove up a little cplbbw, i'm a giggun u know, need a bit of space lol
so then, what was the topic again :shock:
hi mic, dracae, h&h (if your still here) :cheers:

cucumbers hun wink
ah yes, the humble cucumber, a much underrated veg in my opinion. Did you know that the origin of the cucumber is northern India, where it has been grown for over 3,000 years? :shock:
eeerrrrrrmmm no hun i didnt i generally just look for the fatest one when buying one redface o dear but what did you expect from me surprisedops:
rotflmao oh you crack me up :rotflmao:
The cucumber was first recorded in Mesopotamia around 2,000 BC. The cucumber did not reach Europe until the Middle Ages, and was first cultivated in greenhouses in 19th century England.
glad i make someone happy
where the hell do you get all this info from you been googling again?
Hiya all i'm back did ya miss little old me biggrin
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Good evening all.
A person (un-named), told me that I can get a friendly drink and cucumber butty here and have a quiet sit to contemplate ones naval.
Spitoons I see !!. the sign of a well kept saloon lol
Barperson may I have a Brandy with ice and pour drinks for all.
phredd
Do we have a slate in here?
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Good evening all.
A person (un-named), told me that I can get a friendly drink and cucumber butty here and have a quiet sit to contemplate ones naval.
Spitoons I see !!. the sign of a well kept saloon lol
Barperson may I have a Brandy with ice and pour drinks for all.
phredd
Do we have a slate in here?

Make your self at home whilst I get some more chalk for the slate :) no one ever has any f'n money in here rolleyes
lol
Hehe = I always come prepared. I have my own chalk if that will help.
Thanks for the greetings. I will be over in the corner when you bring the drinks lol
wink
wave hi phredd kiss pull up a chair the more the merrier :twisted:
WB mik can i have another drink please :cheers:
One brandy and Ice plus a cucumber sanwich for the respected gent in the corner and a cheeky vimto for cplbbw and i'll have a JD + ice now for the payment rolleyes aahhhhh
Crayola that will do nicely sir confused
Hi cplbbw xxx and handshake.
Is that rocking-chair in the corner OK to use or is it for some person more senior ??
phredd
Guess I'm on duty tonite then rolleyes
hiya mik, grab a pew, heres a JD to warm you up
Phreeeeeeed :bounce: hiya mate, wondered if you were going to grace us with your company tonite, :welcome: we have a special chair for you, right by the log fire
heres your brandy and your cucumber butty
will have to love you and leave you for a little while, me takeaway has just turned up biggrin
catch you all in a short.
cplbbw, could u take over the bar for me plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:
lol
Thank you bar-steward. The service is first ckass wink
Dont forget to put the next round on my decker lol
phredd
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Hi cplbbw xxx and handshake.
Is that rocking-chair in the corner OK to use or is it for some person more senior ??
phredd

Why certainly and you will find pipe and slippers underneath said chair smile
oo its getting very cosy in here for a change its normally a wild party but its just what i need tonight thanks guys kiss
Quote by Pete_sw
cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

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Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by mik69
Why certainly and you will find pipe and slippers underneath said chair smile
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: who are pipe and slippers confused: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: .................................are they newbies :?: ...............................andwhat are they doing under the chair :?: .....................................can't the use the cellar or pooltable like most other peeps :?: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by cplbbw
oo its getting very cosy in here for a change its normally a wild party but its just what i need tonight thanks guys kiss

ooops..................i'd better go then :cry: :cry:
Quote by mik69
Hi cplbbw xxx and handshake.
Is that rocking-chair in the corner OK to use or is it for some person more senior ??
phredd

Why certainly and you will find pipe and slippers underneath said chair smile
I dont usualy smoke. If it is a piece of pipe No thank you. If it is a pipe of Peace then yes please.
lol
Quote by mik69

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

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Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im been serious!!!!!