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Quote by dracae
oo its getting very cosy in here for a change its normally a wild party but its just what i need tonight thanks guys kiss

ooops..................i'd better go then :cry: :cry:
dont you go anywhere come here ye sexy beast passionkiss
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Hi cplbbw xxx and handshake.
Is that rocking-chair in the corner OK to use or is it for some person more senior ??
phredd

Why certainly and you will find pipe and slippers underneath said chair smile
I dont usualy smoke. If it is a piece of pipe No thank you. If it is a pipe of Peace then yes please.
lol
Judging by the state this lot get in at times when theve done with it it'll be a pipe of many pieces confused
I know i'm not yet on form :)
Quote by cplbbw

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

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Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im been serious!!!!!
Pray tell who is the fine company and is he genuine?.
The reason I ask is because I was going to say "never mind over the pool table, try my rocking chair" cos it makes all the right movements lol
wink
Quote by cplbbw

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im being serious
cplbbw your a bloody liar smile
Only joking you know I love you aswell hun :inlove: kiss
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im been serious!!!!!
Pray tell who is the fine company and is he genuine?.
The reason I ask is because I was going to say "never mind over the pool table, try my rocking chair" cos it makes all the right movements lol
wink
phredd your my kind of guy cum here passionkiss
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Pray tell who is the fine company and is he genuine? .
The reason I ask is because I was going to say "never mind over the pool table, try my rocking chair" cos it makes all the right movements lol
wink

This fine lady is CPLBBW she's part of the furniture smile
sorry she's been over most parts of the furnture i mean :)
Quote by mik69

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im being serious
cplbbw your a bloody liar smile
Only joking you know I love you aswell hun :inlove: kiss
ok ok so ill tell the truth ffs :roll:
in here, just buy me a few cheeky vimptos and im any bodys!! :twisted:
mik you need some of this
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
but i no you like it so im not gona, so ner ner ner ner ner!!!!!!!
Quote by mik69

Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Pray tell who is the fine company and is he genuine? .
The reason I ask is because I was going to say "never mind over the pool table, try my rocking chair" cos it makes all the right movements lol
wink

This fine lady is CPLBBW she's part of the furniture smile
sorry she's been over most parts of the furnture i mean :)
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Quote by cplbbw

cplbbw, could I take you over the bar plz hun? while i go n fill my face :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry pete but I just couldn't help doing a slight edit here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
boys boys pleeease redface im a respected lady you know!!!!!
we have fine company tonight behave yourselves whatever will he be thinking of me rolleyes surprisedops:
mik, pete get of the bloody floor ffs its not that funny im been serious!!!!!
Pray tell who is the fine company and is he genuine?.
The reason I ask is because I was going to say "never mind over the pool table, try my rocking chair" cos it makes all the right movements lol
wink
phredd your my kind of guy cum here passionkiss
kiss
And here is me thinking you would never ask :cry: and now out of the clear blue sky an invite into the arms of peace, brotherhood and love :love:
phredd
Cheeky Vimtos are on the house all nite
redface
that was much too loud, well have the whole lot of em in here now
rolleyes
(burp) god i'm stuffed ............... a nice bottle of port please barkeep biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
Cheeky Vimtos are on the house all nite
redface
that was much too loud, well have the whole lot of em in here now
rolleyes
(burp) god i'm stuffed ............... a nice bottle of port please barkeep biggrin

confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Do you have any Sanatogen cos I think I may need it lol ?????
:doh: oo s**t what have i done :doh:
Quote by cplbbw
mik you need some of this
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
but i no you like it so im not gona, so ner ner ner ner ner!!!!!!!

oooh more faster harder aaaaaaaaaahhh
Like I said earler cplbbw you know I :love: :inlove: now when youve finished saying ahem hello to phredd hows about them :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 's :twisted:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Cheeky Vimtos are on the house all nite
redface
that was much too loud, well have the whole lot of em in here now
rolleyes
(burp) god i'm stuffed ............... a nice bottle of port please barkeep biggrin

confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Do you have any Sanatogen cos I think I may need it lol ?????
rotflmao you'll need more than that by the time cplbbw has finished with you, ask Mik69 innocent bolt
ahh petes back just rewind the thread to see my clever edit of your parting statement innocent rotflmao :rotflmao: evil :evil: bolt
Quote by mik69
mik you need some of this
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
but i no you like it so im not gona, so ner ner ner ner ner!!!!!!!

oooh more faster harder aaaaaaaaaahhh
Like I said earler cplbbw you know I :love: :inlove: now when youve finished saying ahem hello to phredd hows about them :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 's :twisted:
mik69 = If you refer to the nice red/pink gluteal's they look fine by me wink
Quote by mik69
ahh petes back just rewind the thread to see my clever edit of your parting statement innocent rotflmao :rotflmao: evil :evil: bolt

:evil: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: duel
:rotflmao:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
mik69 = If you refer to the nice red/pink gluteal's they look fine by me wink

Now fred i'm ashamed to admit ( i am an educated man ) that i've just had to look that up in an on line dictionary redface surprisedops: and i'm still non the wiser rotflmao
Quote by mik69

mik69 = If you refer to the nice red/pink gluteal's they look fine by me wink

Now fred i'm ashamed to admit ( i am an educated man ) that i've just had to look that up in an on line dictionary redface surprisedops: and i'm still non the wiser rotflmao
I do not believe you lol
pete you are a very very naughty boy WHAT do you mean evil :evil:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and neither you, mik or dracae have any room to talk you are all just as easy and slutty as me so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love you all for it come here passionkiss hump 69position blast
Quote by cplbbw
pete you are a very very naughty boy WHAT do you mean evil :evil:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and neither you, mik or dracae have any room to talk you are all just as easy and slutty as me so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love you all for it come here passionkiss hump 69position blast

Easy girl :shock: sorry i meant GO easy girl or I will be fueling up the bentley again and coming oop north :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
pete you are a very very naughty boy WHAT do you mean evil :evil:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and neither you, mik or dracae have any room to talk you are all just as easy and slutty as me so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love you all for it come here passionkiss hump 69position blast
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Blimey, i was saving that for later :roll:
Barkeep a large T-bone steak please, i need to rebuild my protien stocks ................
whats that? how would I like it?
just rip off its horns and wipe its ass rotflmao
Ola Amigos, a San Miguel please and a sexy lady if you have any going spare cool :twisted:
Quote by Osmosis
Ola Amigos, a San Miguel please and a sexy lady if you have any going spare cool :twisted:

Oi !!!!! Osmosis wink
Dont push ya luck. I invited you to a drink. I can not remember saying Ladies lol
phredd
Quote by Pete_sw
Barkeep a large T-bone steak please, i need to rebuild my protien stocks ................
whats that? how would I like it?
just rip off its horns and wipe its ass rotflmao

One very blue steak and another round of drinks for all biggrin
courtesy of Fred's slate smile
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Ola Amigos, a San Miguel please and a sexy lady if you have any going spare cool :twisted:

Oi !!!!! Osmosis wink
Dont push ya luck. I invited you to a drink. I can not remember saying Ladies lol
phredd
One has to try :grin:
What's the convo here?
Osmosis And HC wooooohooooo, :bounce: looks like the gangs nearly all here now all we need is a couple more and it will be just like old times biggrin
line em up mik69, looks like we are in for a fun evening :twisted:
Scene two, Take Ten.
Music = Theme from "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly" followed by "Death of a Soldier".
Bar is the "Rancho Gomora"
camera pans to the other side of boardwalk to the "El-Sodam"
Lights, Camera, Action >>>>>>>>