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Quote by Happy Cats
Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
can i have three slippery nipples please.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
Who or what is Adge Cutler?
Sorry, lost me!
evening all.......excuse me..can i squeeze please?
Hello bartender...a pint of..ermmmm..ahhhh.. er.....oh yes I'll have a Guinness please
Quote by Happy Cats

Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
Who or what is Adge Cutler?
Sorry, lost me!
Adge Cutler and the Worzels as a goup of Folk Singers where great.
Folk Singers from Somerset area lol
Quote by Happy Cats

Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
Who or what is Adge Cutler?
Sorry, lost me!
:shock: :shock: Yung 'uns today :jagsatwork:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
Who or what is Adge Cutler?
Sorry, lost me!
Adge Cutler and the Worzels as a goup of Folk Singers where great.
Folk Singers from Somerset area lol
Aaah, now I know! Didnt know that was his name. Loved the line, "I drove my tractor in her haystack last night" lol
Quote by Happy Cats

Oim not a city slicker, oil ave a coider if you will

Who let Adge Cutlerin then confused: :?: :?:
Who or what is Adge Cutler?
Sorry, lost me!
Adge Cutler and the Worzels as a goup of Folk Singers where great.
Folk Singers from Somerset area lol
Aaah, now I know! Didnt know that was his name. Loved the line, "I drove my tractor in her haystack last night" lol
That is a line from his Combined Harvister :lol:
He has passed on but the Worzels still carry on .
Barman = Brandy over here please. Nah sod it. Make it a double
phredd
the service in here's a little slow.
eeeeeerrrrheeeeeeerm.... Could i please have my slippery nipples?????
mad :x :x :x :x
Any danger of a Pint of Guinness - regular for a first-timer? :mrgreen:
Oi! Bar tender.....can you sort some slippery nipples please... lol
Quote by DeeCee
the service in here's a little slow.
eeeeeerrrrheeeeeeerm.... Could i please have my slippery nipples?????
mad :x :x :x :x

The service may be slow, as you say, but your order for Slippery Nipples is a 24hr in advance order and it was only ordered 12hrs ago. :x This is not an expresso bar. :x
Would you like two Spirit Cocks while you wait ?? wink I am told they are very nice.kiss
Phredd (not the Barman)
Quote by MarieNU4121
Any danger of a Pint of Guinness - regular for a first-timer? :mrgreen:

Marie..come and join me in the snug with me and my Guinness
Will do - you'll have to fill me in on the gossip - haven't had time to read 22 pages of it
Quote by MarieNU4121
Any danger of a Pint of Guinness - regular for a first-timer? :mrgreen:

The Barman has told me it takes years to get Guinness from the Liffy to Durham so it may take a while. Have a Harp Larger instead. It comes from the same brewery I am told. lol
(Not the Barman just the cellar rat).
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?
Quote by MarieNU4121
Will do - you'll have to fill me in on the gossip - haven't had time to read 22 pages of it

Well Marie 'twas my first time here last night..it was pretty cool and fairly friendly...
And you survived intact? At least that gives me confidence lol
have we any more woman in here yet or is it still just me?
can i have another drink please well it started out as a nice cosy night infront of the log fire what the hell happened dunno
well never been one to be a party pooper so ill just go get changed.............................
cplbbw walks back in the room wearing her mini leather skirt thigh high black boots,a leather alter neck that leaves little to the imagination, hand on hip whip in the other saying helloooo boys!!
Quote by MarieNU4121
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Yes but it is not of the drinking kind lol
Quote by MarieNU4121
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Real Ale..fantastic......sat here with my lips around a pint of Fuller's Honey Dew Organic Ale....
What do you like to get your lips round... biggrin
Quote by punx_69
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Real Ale..fantastic......sat here with my lips around a pint of Fuller's Honey Dew Organic Ale....
What do you like to get your lips round... biggrin
:gagged:
Wheres that lazy fecker of a barman gone? Been stood here 20 minutes with an empty glass!
Yep - thought so - Still female confused
Quote by cplbbw
have we any more woman in here yet or is it still just me?
can i have another drink please well it started out as a nice cosy night infront of the log fire what the hell happened dunno
well never been one to be a party pooper so ill just go get changed.............................
cplbbw walks back in the room wearing her mini leather skirt thigh high black boots,a leather alter neck that leaves little to the imagination, hand on hip whip in the other saying helloooo boys!!

sad :( :(
I knew it would happen= I walk, in buy everyone a drink and they all sod off and leave me to run this two bit joint lol
But me being me ran it for as long as I could but I ma now overworked and never paid. So..... It's back to my chair in the corner for a snooze wink UNLESS of course you have a better idea :lol:
Phredd kiss
Quote by cplbbw
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Real Ale..fantastic......sat here with my lips around a pint of Fuller's Honey Dew Organic Ale....
What do you like to get your lips round... biggrin
:gagged:
Opps sorry...did I offend with that comment?
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by MarieNU4121
Yep - thought so - Still female confused

sorry hun didnt see you there :?
Quote by punx_69
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Real Ale..fantastic......sat here with my lips around a pint of Fuller's Honey Dew Organic Ale....
What do you like to get your lips round... biggrin
:gagged:
Opps sorry...did I offend with that comment?
redface surprisedops: :oops:
o god hun no never im just the one in here to generally make inocent remarks into dirty remarks lol
im parched.....my slippery nipples are never gonna materialise.....
im gonna do my best cocktail barman impression and rustle them up myself ....
and im gonna help out behind the bar....
who wants a bevvie????????
cocktails only.....
blatant hijak.... ha
Quote by cplbbw
Never drink lager - Guinness is my tipple - or a good real ale - Got any Temptation?

Real Ale..fantastic......sat here with my lips around a pint of Fuller's Honey Dew Organic Ale....
What do you like to get your lips round... biggrin
:gagged:
Opps sorry...did I offend with that comment?
redface surprisedops: :oops:
o god hun no never im just the one in here to generally make inocent remarks into dirty remarks lol
Phew........ :thumbup:
Thought I'd dropped a bollock.......