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Quote by cplbbw
cplbbw walks over and sits on miks knee ... then jumps up i fright mik there is something very hard and big in your pocket........o i see mmmmm cplbbw sits back down hellooo hunny
Have you been looking at my pics again hun :twisted: :twisted:
Get that feckin pipe cleaner out of your pocket and go wipe down the bar (seeing as its got ur nuts all over it)
ffs, then you can start on all those dishes .................... now then cplbbw 
where is mrs pete me and her need to have a little chat
Mik69 drunkenly sings to the tune of football chant here we go Mrs Pete Mrs Pete Mrs Pete Mrs Pete Mrs Pete Mrs Pete
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: bloody hell your a bit greedy aren't you :shock: Quote by cplbbw
Getting lost in here lol
Awww bless hello marie let me introduce myself Hi i'm Mik69
:twisted:becareful with him hunny very very careful he will have you naked over the pool table in no time!!!
to miki've never heard you complain cplbbw though i've heard you MOAN plenty of times :twisted:
Quote by squirtee
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink:
squirtee!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
get ye own ye lazy sod
only joking hun how are you babe.mik you got bloody good hearing if ye can hear me from 51 miles away :lol: :kiss:
Quote by mik69
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ...
... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :D Quote by cplbbw
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
squirtee!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
get ye own ye lazy sod
only joking hun how are you babe.mik you got bloody good hearing if ye can hear me from 51 miles away :lol:
:kiss:
51 miles? thats a bit presise me thinks some one has done a check on my profile
cplbbw you my lady are BUSTED :twisted: Quote by cplbbw
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
squirtee!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
get ye own ye lazy sod
only joking hun how are you babe.mik you got bloody good hearing if ye can hear me from 51 miles away :lol: :kiss:
Am good babes .. hows u doing .... on form i see :thumbup:
Quote by squirtee
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ...
... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :DSorry hun a large vodka and coke NO ice on its way to my damp little friend
Sex God
(raises his head above the bar) ........... itsh ok ....... hic .................... more beer plsh ...... hic
barf
barf
Quote by Osmosis
Thanks Osmosis - doing your 'mean and moody' look there, I see?
Na, a bird was about to shit in me eye.
Had to tell her it wasn't what I meant by "I look like crap"
Funny you should mention about a bird crapping in your eye.
Someone once asked me what I would do if a bird shit on my head. I replied that I would smack her across the arse! (an' oldie I know..but fuck its Saturday night and I ain't out partying!!!)
:cry: :uhoh:Quote by mik69
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ...
... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :DSorry hun a large vodka and coke NO ice on its way to my damp little friend
Oh no ... has it come through my trousers :shock: :shock:
Quote by squirtee
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ...
... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :DSorry hun a large vodka and coke NO ice on its way to my damp little friend
Oh no ... has it come through my trousers :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by squirtee
Naked ... did I hear the word naked ... oh its you cplbbw ... I might have known
Hiya guys ... is there anyone serving at the bar or do I have to get myself a drink
Hiya suirtee whats ya tipple :D
Ya mean you cant remember ...
... vodka and coke (no ice) please ... and make it a LARGE one ... the bigger the better :DSorry hun a large vodka and coke NO ice on its way to my damp little friend
Oh no ... has it come through my trousers :shock: :shock:
You don't KNOW how releaved I am that you didn't take offence at that
ssh don't tell anyone but i'm a big softie at heart
ahem :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: there thats better
