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Thanks guys
one crispy bacon and egg banjo with no sauce for NC, with one large brandy :cheers:
dracae, let me freshen that coffee up for you watch NC when he bites into that sarnie, I soft cooked that egg, watch it squirt all over his nice clean shirt lol
redface soz didn't know surprisedops: you lot warm my cockles up though don't need a hot toddy to do that. Pete I'll warm you up babe :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
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redface soz didn't know surprisedops: you lot warm my cockles up though don't need a hot toddy to do that. Pete I'll warm you up babe :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks hun kiss
Quote by Pete_sw
one crispy bacon and egg banjo with no sauce for NC, with one large brandy :cheers:

Thanks Pete, you're a star I'm starving
What the fuck !!!!!
Got egg all over my sodding shirt
Hey Pete, you know I like my eggs hard bolied !!!
That'll be a bugger to get out !!
lmao, sorry mate, couldn't resist that one,
I'll just get you one of the spare shirts from the cubbyhole lol
oh and while you;ve got your shirt off, would you mind having a tidy up round here?
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?
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one crispy bacon and egg banjo with no sauce for NC, with one large brandy :cheers:

Thanks Pete, you're a star I'm starving
What the fuck !!!!!
Got egg all over my sodding shirt
Hey Pete, you know I like my eggs hard bolied !!!
That'll be a bugger to get out !!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
nice one pete biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh yes NC the cleaner has a very nice ring to it! biggrin Saves me doing it :D wave Nc Don't think weve met on here have we? I'm hers .
Anyone seen Mik 2day? Might still be hiding under the pool table
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Oh yes NC the cleaner has a very nice ring to it! biggrin Saves me doing it :D wave Nc Don't think weve met on here have we? I'm hers .
Anyone seen Mik 2day? Might still be hiding under the pool table

Hi Hers, no we not met before, pleased to meet you
Mmmm you looking particularly gorgeous tonight
Wheres this clean shirt then Pete ????
Quote by naked-cleaner
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
Yeah thats sounds like a far better proposition
Right, better get home and put this shirt in soak ..... cheers Pete !!!!
Might see you guys later
Cheers NC, dont forget its party nite in here tonite, spread the word mate wink
wave
Where do I start with NC? 69position :69: smackbottom :smackbottom: whip :whip: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump :hump: :hump:
lol Don't be bolt not finished with you yet :whip:
:whip: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :69: :69: :hump: :hump: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Will let you have a drink then :cheers: for a rest
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Where do I start with NC? 69position :69: smackbottom :smackbottom: whip :whip: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: hump :hump: :hump:
lol Don't be bolt not finished with you yet :whip:
:whip: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :69: :69: :hump: :hump: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Will let you have a drink then :cheers: for a rest

Oh I think you should start with :hump: :hump: :hump:
Then take it from there :lol:
I'm off for a while, see you all later wave
Ready to start againNC? Ok we'll start with hump :hump: :hump:
See ya Pte later babe kiss
Quote by Pete_sw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
i really dont no what you mean pete i keep telling you all im a sweet innocent person, why do non of you belieave me dunno
i need a drink......... looks around do bloody bar staff ill get me fecking own then.......walks off muttering you just cant get the bloody staff these days confused
Quote by cplbbw
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
i really dont no what you mean pete i keep telling you all im a sweet innocent person, why do non of you belieave me dunno
i need a drink......... looks around do bloody bar staff ill get me fecking own then.......walks off muttering you just cant get the bloody staff these days confused

Don't think you were THAT innocent, when you tied me up in the bar cellar, then took me home, showered me and put me to bed redface
Quote by naked-cleaner
Who agrees that NC should get the cleaning contract for the Virtual Bar?

Thats fine by me?
Does free food and drink come as payment ?
Oh Im sure H&H and cplbbw could think of better payments couldn't you guys? :twisted:
i really dont no what you mean pete i keep telling you all im a sweet innocent person, why do non of you belieave me dunno
i need a drink......... looks around do bloody bar staff ill get me fecking own then.......walks off muttering you just cant get the bloody staff these days confused

Don't think you were THAT innocent, when you tied me up in the bar cellar, then took me home, showered me and put me to bed redface
Shhhhhhhhhh rolleyes ffs i have a reputation to uphold!!!!

get off the floor its not that funny NC
feckin' hell, it's brass monkey weather out there sad
you behind the bar cplbbw confused: mines a pint please
hi NC ithought you were still chained in the cellar
one pint coming up and ill have a cheecy too i think
:bounce: :bounce: my other half will be home soon wooo hoooo!!!!!!
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one pint coming up and ill have a cheecy too i think
:bounce: :bounce: my other half will be home soon wooo hoooo!!!!!!

you better not have too many of those cheeky vimtos then drinkies
wonder what cplbbw will be up to tonight blast whip smackbottom 69position hump
ENJOY biggrin
evenin all wave
Large JD and a pint of Spitfire please, anyone for pool b4 the party starts?
wave hi Pete...... sorry mate i can't stay tonight........... i gotta brave the weather and go down the pub smile
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wave hi Pete...... sorry mate i can't stay tonight........... i gotta brave the weather and go down the pub smile

oh you poor soul lol
oh well, it's a hard job but someone's godda do it rolleyes
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one pint coming up and ill have a cheecy too i think
:bounce: :bounce: my other half will be home soon wooo hoooo!!!!!!

you better not have too many of those cheeky vimtos then drinkies
one or two more wont hurt lol
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wonder what cplbbw will be up to tonight blast whip smackbottom 69position hump
ENJOY biggrin

o dont worry hun i will :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
can i play pool Pete?
rack em up while I go to the bar for a swift half & some nuts