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By Popular Request, THE BAR IS NOW OPEN

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a pint of dogs bollocks for me please barkeep smile :)
we will have a bottle of champers too before it all goes lol
the usual please
ooo whos on the bar?? they might not no my usual its a cheeky vimpto please kiss
Quote by cplbbw
what a shock NOT! lol
how are ye hun you had a good week kiss

hiya cplbbw, i'm having a great week, how about you confused:
passionkiss
Quote by bigmac99
Why don't we go the whole hog and have champers!!!
Bartender a bottle of moet for us and his and hers!!
forget the champagne flutes four half pint glasses will do!!!!!!!!

*puts straws into Champagne bottles*
How about that then? drinkies
Wot you on about half pint glasses bigmac? Give us a pint you tight arse rotflmao
Dracae babes can I have a cuddle had a shit day!1 Is the bar staying here for the weekend or in your dish? Wot about moving Miks shed to Safeways? Anyone decided yet?
By the way he's playing with his balls 2nite (snooker)
Hiya Cplbbw passionkiss
Well the day is almost over. I have laughed my socks off today and smiled from ear to ear whenever I wasn't laughing. I have had my champers, strawberries and chocky (and as Mike pointed out) topped the 3000 post mark.
Despite doing very little all day - it has been a great one!
Quote by dracae

what a shock NOT! lol
how are ye hun you had a good week kiss

hiya cplbbw, i'm having a great week, how about you confused:
passionkiss
one word.........PMT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:fuckinghell: loon mad banghead :crazy: :upset: :censored: :silly: :scared:
Quote by hisandhers
Wot you on about half pint glasses bigmac? Give us a pint you tight arse rotflmao
Dracae babes can I have a cuddle had a shit day!1 Is the bar staying here for the weekend or in your dish? Wot about moving Miks shed to Safeways? Anyone decided yet?
By the way he's playing with his balls 2nite (snooker)
Hiya Cplbbw passionkiss

COR....................too many questions and statements in one post lol
lotsa kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and big hugs for you hisandhers
Quote by hisandhers
Wot you on about half pint glasses bigmac? Give us a pint you tight arse rotflmao
Dracae babes can I have a cuddle had a shit day!1 Is the bar staying here for the weekend or in your dish? Wot about moving Miks shed to Safeways? Anyone decided yet?
By the way he's playing with his balls 2nite (snooker)
Hiya Cplbbw passionkiss

wave hi hunnys kiss
we have miks shed at safeways that is where the hot tub will be situated, the bar is in the main building and dungen will be in the bowl....sorted!!!!
did i get that right dracae correct me if im wrong! :kiss:
Quote by cplbbw
one word.........PMT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:fuckinghell: loon mad banghead :crazy: :upset: :censored: :silly: :scared:

kiss :kiss: :kiss: and hugs
AARRHHHHH you are so nice passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
back to you. Mik gave me more kisses though earlier!!!
How are you Dracae? Tell me about your day
Quote by cplbbw
wave hi hunnys kiss
we have miks shed at safeways that is where the hot tub will be situated, the bar is in the main building and dungen will be in the bowl....sorted!!!!
did i get that right dracae correct me if im wrong! :kiss:

that sounds kinda like i rember it :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by hisandhers
Get her another bottle of champers Bryon gonna have to get her drunk now!! Is it ya birthday babes?

Now it is over - YES it was biggrin
Why am in here instead of being out? Because I saw my Birthday in with a 4 hour, 9 man gang-bang and I bloody ache all over now! But it was bloody worth it :twisted:
So now I have spent the rest of the day doing bugger all - I think it is time to bid you all goodnight and recall what I was doing at this time 24hrs ago - that should make for an interesting dream wink
Quote by hisandhers
AARRHHHHH you are so nice passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
back to you. Mik gave me more kisses though earlier!!!
How are you Dracae? Tell me about your day

oh :!: it was just one of those nice days when everthing falls neatly into place smile :)
then i got on the net tonight and sorted a holiday out :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by dracae
AARRHHHHH you are so nice passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
back to you. Mik gave me more kisses though earlier!!!
How are you Dracae? Tell me about your day

oh :!: it was just one of those nice days when everthing falls neatly into place smile :)
then i got on the net tonight and sorted a holiday out :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i hope you booked me a ticket confused:
His and hers 4 pints of champers has cleared me out.
Its time to leave the bar and head to bed (but no sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!)
One round and i'm skint already (You guessed it being a scotsman I didn't bring much change out with me)
His and Hers you are now on my friends list so i can chase you for the next round.
adios until tomorrow or saturday!!!!!!!!
bed time for me see you all tommorow kiss passionkiss
nite to bigmac99 and cplbbw wave :wave:
9 mangang bang bloody hell you have been busy rotflmao :rotflmao:
Happy belated birthday love. Not gonna send you a kiss me thinks you've had enough for one day biggrin lol
Night night.
Glad you've had a good day Dracae. I'm off myself to :yawn: Night night all you lovely peeps
Quote by PoloLady
Get her another bottle of champers Bryon gonna have to get her drunk now!! Is it ya birthday babes?

Now it is over - YES it was biggrin
Why am in here instead of being out? Because I saw my Birthday in with a 4 hour, 9 man gang-bang and I bloody ache all over now! But it was bloody worth it :twisted:
So now I have spent the rest of the day doing bugger all - I think it is time to bid you all goodnight and recall what I was doing at this time 24hrs ago - that should make for an interesting dream wink
sounds like you've been havin' fun :twisted: :twisted:
belated birthday greetings kiss
nite nite to hisandhers and PoloLady wave :wave:
Quote by southukcouple
is there going to be a lock in? drinkies

looks like even the barman's gone home sad :(
i'd better get behind the bar then....
does this mean free drinks? dunno
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: more free drinks :cheers:
i'll have some more dogs bollocks please :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by dracae
is there going to be a lock in? drinkies

looks like even the barman's gone home sad :(
Not home but dispensing free drinkies! :drinkies: :cheers:
well iv cleaned this place it was a s**t tip as usual im now kicking back with a coffee and a :smoke:
whos gona join me!!!!
kiss
Did I leave a bag of condoms in here last night?
Yes you did Polo .......Unfortunately I ws a little drunk so I stuck them over my head and blew them up like baloons redface
Sorry surprisedops: