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By Popular Request, THE BAR IS NOW OPEN

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Hi pretty new here but don't really want to 'harp' on about it, so I thought if its ok I'd come straight to the bar for a pint.......is that ok and try to get to know a few folk?
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
ok then if you don't you will only get one smackbottom tommorrow night :twisted: there that should do it dracae biggrin

thanks mik, i owe ye...................enjoy your :beer: :beer:
Unknown User
Your more than welcome in here punx_69 unfortuantley i'm off out now but i'm certain if you man the bar for a while that sexy little thing that is cplbbw will be along very soon for a drink just fix her up with a cheeky vimto and she will be putty in your hands :twisted: enjoy biggrin
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by punx_69
Hi pretty new here but don't really want to 'harp' on about it, so I thought if its ok I'd come straight to the bar for a pint.......is that ok and try to get to know a few folk?

welcome punx_69 :welcome:
the bar seems to be serve yourself tonight :beer:
Unknown User
Quote by punx_69
Hi pretty new here but don't really want to 'harp' on about it, so I thought if its ok I'd come straight to the bar for a pint.......is that ok and try to get to know a few folk?

come on in hunny kiss Pull up a chair and tell us your opinions on anything from poletics (o shit that just proves i no nothing about them cos i cant even spell it :doh: )
to the kind of underwear you like to wear most!!! loon :silly: :crazy: im a woman with PMT dracae come and rescue this poor sod from me!!
I NEEED A DRINK PLEEEASE!!!!
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Champion...I have tried the chatroom but my connection is shite and it takes too long for me to type a question.......*gulp* Right I'm ready for another Guinness
hisandhers
Sex God
Welcome punx-69 you got another guiness yet? can you serve me a pint og carling please (not very lady like but hey who care!!
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
im a woman with PMT dracae come and rescue this poor sod from me!!

sorry....................he's just gonna have to learn the hard way :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Gd 'evening madam, would that be Carling or Carling Premier?
dracae
Orgasminator
:bounce: :bounce: wave hisandhers kiss :kiss:
Unknown User
Quote by dracae

im a woman with PMT dracae come and rescue this poor sod from me!!

sorry....................he's just gonna have to learn the hard way :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
your so evil smackbottom
hisandhers
Sex God
Hiya Dracae back for a bit. Hows things? Hope ya not getting too drunk in this bar? Wot happened to Safeways can we move the bar in there for a bit so I cango in the Jaccussi Anyone want to join me? Don't all bolt will you!!
Unknown User
Its a bit quiet in here....anyone mind if i stick a quid in the jukebox?
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Hiya Dracae back for a bit. Hows things? Hope ya not getting too drunk in this bar? Wot happened to Safeways can we move the bar in there for a bit so I cango in the Jaccussi Anyone want to join me? Don't all bolt will you!!

:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Unknown User
Any requests on the jukebox?
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by punx_69
Any requests on the jukebox?

jay z an linkin park :bounce: :bounce:
hisandhers
Sex God
This jaccussi is fab think I've frightened everyone away though lol Never mind more room for me. chilling b4 2moz!!
hisandhers
Sex God
Can i have some rock music on please?
Unknown User
Ok..Jay Z abit of rock and some good old punky stuff is that ok with everyone? Oh yes and another beer..... lol
Unknown User
Ok..Jay Z abit of rock and some good old punky stuff is that ok with everyone? Oh yes and another beer..... lol
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
This jaccussi is fab think I've frightened everyone away though lol Never mind more room for me. chilling b4 2moz!!

i was back in the skating thread wave
dracae
Orgasminator
an' i'm doing some ironing sad :( :( :(
dracae
Orgasminator
multitasking is definitely not a bloke thing sad :(
hisandhers
Sex God
don't even go there!!! broke my coxis bone doing that rotflmao
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
don't even go there!!! broke my coxis bone doing that rotflmao

ironing confused: :?: :?: :?: dunno :dunno:
Unknown User
I once did my coxis bone playing rugby..took months to heal..... :cry:
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by punx_69
I once did my coxis bone playing rugby..took months to heal..... :cry:

this is all sounding tooooooooo painfull sad
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
HandH, shove up and let me in hun, its a bit cold out here with no clothes on, I got goose bumps on my goose bumps :shock:
Hello Punx, welcome and I hope you are enjoying the bar? Hope these lot not been taking advantage of you and making your do all that work? Anyway while your at the juke box, can we have some more rock please wink
Unknown User
Quote by dracae
I once did my coxis bone playing rugby..took months to heal..... :cry:

this is all sounding tooooooooo painfull sad
Far toooooooo painful indeed. I walked like the 'tinman' when I did mine.......Christ..another beer *hic* anyone?