as mars has gone veggy thought this may tickle your fancy
>Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
> >
> >
> >She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
> >
> >
> >On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had
> >a Wine Gum.
> >
> >
> >He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the
>one
> >with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
> >
> >
> >They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
> >turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
> >
> >
> >It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
> >Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
>and
> >Tic Tacs.
> >
> >
> >Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a
> >trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
> >always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment
> >as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
> >
> >
> >When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted
> >more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
> >very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
> >Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
> >
> >
> >Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
>Sadly,
> >3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
>Rowntree
> >had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
>
