Calendar Girls... and Guys!

24 Sep 2011

Just watching Calendar Girls & chuckling away. :lol2:
It made me think, if you were to pose naked behind some strategically placed items, a la the women of the WI, what would they be?
For me, it'd have to be a pile of artfully placed books I think... or maybe some Prince records.
What would you preserve your hypothetical modesty with?
wink

24 Sep 2011

Handbags and shoes, lots of them redface

25 Sep 2011

If this is open to men then for me it would be emerging from really large,not too hot of course, mug of coffee smile

25 Sep 2011

Can I have mine taken behind a kneeling naked woman? ;-)

25 Sep 2011

Quote by Dawnie
Handbags and shoes, lots of them

Perfect for you Dawnie! lol

25 Sep 2011

Quote by Lost
If this is open to men then for me it would be emerging from really large,not too hot of course, mug of coffee

Of course it is Lost!
Maybe a strategically placed coffee grinder... and you sipping coffee behind it, huh? wink

25 Sep 2011

Quote by Cubes
Can I have mine taken behind a kneeling naked woman? ;-)

Oi... cheat!
Get yer thinking cap on :twisted:

25 Sep 2011

Quote by noladreams
Can I have mine taken behind a kneeling naked woman? ;-)

Oi... cheat!
Get yer thinking cap on :twisted:
Surely Cubes needs to be hiding behind something technical dunno

A whizzdeflunked or a flipblobdeblobber maybe :dunno:

25 Sep 2011

It might be a bit of a cliché, but for me it has to be a camera.

25 Sep 2011

Quote by DJohn
It might be a bit of a cliché, but for me it has to be a camera.

Not a cliche at all... in fact, that'd be v cool!

25 Sep 2011

Quote by noladreams
Can I have mine taken behind a kneeling naked woman? ;-)

Oi... cheat!
Get yer thinking cap on :twisted:
Hey! I did think about it. My first thought was to be behind you! :twisted:
As one of my passions is cooking, I did contemplate some form of kitchen gadget, but after running through the list of options (mandolin slicer, pasta maker, blender, etc.) I decided it might be a little too hazardous to my manhood.
So perhaps it could be some form of pie, maybe American in origin? dunno

:giggle:

25 Sep 2011

A satnav or map innocent

Dave_Notts

25 Sep 2011

A cotton bud wink

25 Sep 2011

A wheelbarrow full of veg - big leeks, cucumbers, marrows, enormous parsnips. You get the idea. biggrin

25 Sep 2011

I was going to suggest I should be seated at a piano - or perhaps an organ (organ - geddit? redface

).
On reflection, I think I should pose with a strategically placed cocktail shaker! biggrin

Will

25 Sep 2011

Quote by willxx69
On reflection, I think I should pose with a strategically placed cocktail shaker!

Not a quill and inkpot? Sappho, of course, would be best with with absolutely nothing. You can't improve perfection.

26 Sep 2011

Butterflies and dolphins!! lol

28 Sep 2011

Quote by noladreams
What would you preserve your hypothetical modesty with?

Modesty? moi???? :shock:
Im going on a health kick for a few weeks so if I did have to hide it, it would be behind a bit of fruit.............

Well im not one for subtlety :twisted:

2 Oct 2011

I guess mine would have to be behind my netbook/laptop! Hair tied up and glasses down my nose ( a la secretary).
Cx

3 Oct 2011

I'd be standin' behind a stragetically positioned business card....the one with "size doesn't matter" printed on it. redface

3 Oct 2011

Quote by DJohn
It might be a bit of a cliché, but for me it has to be a camera.

'Tis done. No doubt I'll get extremely self-conscious soon and remove it.