Camara position vacancy !!!

Orgasminator

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In light of recent advice and much thought I find myself in need of a camera person ( note that either sex may apply ) to take sexy shots.
Pay and benefits to be discussed ... or maybe you could put forth your desired compensation package ... all applications considered.
Ok, ok .... just kidding ... I'm actually sitting here looking at my damn camera and wishing I knew where in the hell I carefully stored ( i.e. shoved in a dark corner ) the instruction booklet.

H__x

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Maybe if you post the model someone will be able to help you out.
H.x

Abilene

Orgasminator

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Its a kodak CX6330

H__x

Sex God

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Googled it for you.
H.x

Abilene

Orgasminator

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You're amazing ... thanks, and love that top !!!
However this does not mean that I won't consider filling the vacant position wink

mazandden

Sex God

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Den says he'll do it, with me as his not so glamorous assistant, so long as he is paid in favours, ie caramel shortcake, empire biscuits, tea and snowballs! lol

:lol: :lol:

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
Den says he'll do it, with me as his not so glamorous assistant, so long as he is paid in favours, ie caramel shortcake, empire biscuits, tea and snowballs! :lol: :lol:

Hmmmm .... don't seem to have any plates to put the goodies on .. would he consider eating them off my .... oh never mind. Why can't he be the assistant and you do it?? biggrin

H__x

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Let me know if you find a decent cameraman/person, I could use some new pics myself.
H.x

Abilene

Orgasminator

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Quote by H-x
Let me know if you find a decent cameraman/person, I could use some new pics myself.
H.x

We could always get a good deal on the cost and get them together ( j/k ).... do you think Den will still apply for the job??

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Abilene
Den says he'll do it, with me as his not so glamorous assistant, so long as he is paid in favours, ie caramel shortcake, empire biscuits, tea and snowballs! :lol: :lol:

Hmmmm .... don't seem to have any plates to put the goodies on .. would he consider eating them off my .... oh never mind. Why can't he be the assistant and you do it?? biggrin

SOLD!!!!!!
How far away are you? i'll just give posh kate a ring and she can pick me up in her private jet.... be there in a jiffy.....
And plates? Who needs plates?!

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
Let me know if you find a decent cameraman/person, I could use some new pics myself.
H.x

Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio? biggrin

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio?

Your ...er.... portfoliio ( is that what they call it nowadays ) looks just FINE to me. lol

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Let me know if you find a decent cameraman/person, I could use some new pics myself.
H.x

Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio? biggrin

Do you want to see my enlarger wink

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Do you want to see my enlarger

:lickface:
Uhuh!

Quote by Abilene

Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio?

Your ...er.... portfoliio ( is that what they call it nowadays ) looks just FINE to me. lol

:giggle:
Seriously... I am into phtography! (Not the rude kind!) But I'm sure I would enjoy the practice!
:wink:

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

Do you want to see my enlarger

:lickface:
Uhuh!

Quote by Abilene

Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio?

Your ...er.... portfoliio ( is that what they call it nowadays ) looks just FINE to me. lol

:giggle:
Seriously... I am into phtography! (Not the rude kind!) But I'm sure I would enjoy the practice!
:wink:
If you are serious and are near Berkshire ( or I can travel ... for some reason they gave an American a driving license !! ) I may actually take you up on that because I really do want some pictures other than head shots ( no comments on that )

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Abilene
If you are serious and are near Berkshire ( or I can travel ... for some reason they gave an American a driving license !! ) I may actually take you up on that because I really do want some pictures other than head shots ( no comments on that )

You have a PM!
biggrin

sercher01

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

er! my portfolio cool

or some of it anyway!!!!!!

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

noooooooooooo!
Why is Berkshire so feckin far away?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe the post has been filled so quickly!
How about you send us all the shots, then we can help you 'decide' which ones to put on your profile lol

:lol: :lol:

H__x

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Let me know if you find a decent cameraman/person, I could use some new pics myself.
H.x

Photography is one of my main hobbies - care to see my portfolio? biggrin

Do you want to see my enlarger wink

You may need a macro :D
H.x

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
noooooooooooo!
Why is Berkshire so feckin far away?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe the post has been filled so quickly!
How about you send us all the shots, then we can help you 'decide' which ones to put on your profile :lol: :lol:

OK, thats settled Maz is the offical manager of my body shots .... er.... in the States that means you have to drink shots off my body !!!!!

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
noooooooooooo!
Why is Berkshire so feckin far away?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe the post has been filled so quickly!
How about you send us all the shots, then we can help you 'decide' which ones to put on your profile :lol: :lol:

Mwahahahaha!
I'll let you know how it goes! Heck you'll probably see my handywork! wink

:giggle:

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
noooooooooooo!
Why is Berkshire so feckin far away?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe the post has been filled so quickly!
How about you send us all the shots, then we can help you 'decide' which ones to put on your profile :lol: :lol:

Cheeky fookers smackbottom

SH rule subsection H paragraph 2 clearly states........

All new photographs especially of the lady variety have to be shown to sheddy for his own personal perving viewing before uploading to SH

Sorry but rules is rules confused

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

I like photograph but never done glamour type stuff.
Oh position filled :cry:

Abilene

Orgasminator

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Ok .... making an ammendment to the job specs ...
There is now a new sub position (?). Anyone wanting to supervise the aforementioned photographic genius at work please put your apps in now.

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by Abilene
Ok .... making an ammendment to the job specs ...
There is now a new sub position (?). Anyone wanting to supervise the aforementioned photographic genius at work please put your apps in now.

I'm good at supervising! I will pay close attention to detail!
ps, don't listen to Sheddy, those are the old rules, the new rules have been amended to include 'mazandden' instead...........................

H__x

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

How about mobile photographers who'd be willing to travel down to south wales?
H.x

sercher01

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

its amazin how if u go off 4 a few month people forget u? :shock:

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
How about mobile photographers who'd be willing to travel down to south wales?
H.x

Does having a car classify me as mobile?
:P

Unknown User

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
How about mobile photographers who'd be willing to travel down to south wales?
H.x

I really, reallydo need to visit S Wales.
It's been far too long since I did.

HornyLittleBlonde

Sex God

0 likes 31 Jul 2006

Abilene
I think I'm a very suitable candidate for your vacant position. :rascal:
There's a few examples of the more "interesting" pics I've taken Here :giggle: