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I've just hit 'tilt' on seeing too many adverts being dishonest.
I'm not talking about lying about the quality of the product - goodness knows there are enough of them.
No, it's the ones that show one thing then say another. These are food adverts and as we know food always has a 'recommended serving size'. Well, for cereals it's usually 30g, a fraction over an ounce. Yet, when they show the cereal in the advert and someone tucking in with relish, the bowl is full, postitively heaped up in the middle. And unless the person is a perfectly proportioned human at 3/4 scale with dish and spoon to match they are tucking into a damned sight more than an ounce of Tasty Cluster Delisciousness or whatever.
And the Nutella advert - 2 slices of toast loaded with enough Nutella to obliterate any surface texture of the toast completely. And yet a serving of Nutella - that's total for both slices of toast put together is 15g, that's half and ounce or a scant tablespoon.
I tried it, 2 slices of toast - at least 3 spoon fulls to give anywhere near the same coverage.
My campaign is simply this - if they want to advertise their product, they have to use average size people with standard crockery etc and displaying the recommended serving for their product.
Let's see how tempting that stupidly expensive cereal looks, when it is huddling at the bottom of the bowl. And wouldn't it help if they included a scoop that measured out one of these servings?
Way way too much time on your hands foxy! :giggle:
*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Way way too much time on your hands foxy! :giggle:
*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:

<<< Reaches for the 750g jar of Nutella - pre-warmed. :giggle:
Quote by foxylady2209
Way way too much time on your hands foxy! :giggle:
*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:

<<< Reaches for the 750g jar of Nutella - pre-warmed. :giggle:
750g??!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
*looks out latex sheet* :rascal:
I'm with you on this one (and so are others here ;-) ).
It's like the TV ads for sofas.... with 3' tall people sitting on them! rolleyes
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*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:

I'll see your tits and raise you a lady garden for the crunchy nut cluster!
:shock:
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*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:

I'll see your tits and raise you a lady garden for the crunchy nut cluster!
:shock:
Trollop! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Way way too much time on your hands foxy! :giggle:
*offers tits for the nutella test* :rascal:

oddly have just got a bargain on a big jar from lidl :twisted:
There's a lot of nutty licking to be done here tonight innocent
The French are wanting to put a message on ads which feature airbrushed or "altered" images of women to state that the woman's body / face doesn't really look like this.
Mainly to prevent young girls trying to reach an un-obtainable goal and therefore have low self-esteem or health issues.
The British Gov. does not support this idea. Are we surprised??
John & Shel
PS the pics of Shel have not been re-touched, however Shel has been re-touched loads of times !!
I get pissed at the ads which are targeting women - face creams, make up, hair colours etc etc - when we all know that the models and celebs they use are far too young to have fucking wrinkles in the first place, have eye lashes the size of tarantula legs ( that image is so gonna give me nightmares! :scared: ) coz they use 'lash inserts' ie falsies and if we had professional hairdressers/make up artists to hand, we'd ALL look that freakin good all the time!
rolleyes
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There's a lot of nutty licking to be done here tonight innocent

If I'd have known you were all licking nuts then I defo would have stayed in last night! lol