can I be confident?

8 Mar 2006

that my hat is a real corker or am I a complete fuckwit for wearing it lol

I did not edit this rolleyes

8 Mar 2006

Well in that case take precautions smile

cover mr lover so to speak biggrin

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

Oh dear oh dear
look to your left and read the sexual health section.
most people on this site believe strongly in safe sex and the use of condoms.....................
Sarah shakes head and wanders off

8 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Well in that case take precautions cover mr lover so to speak

Just had a look at your profile pic and I see where you are going wrong confused

your not suposed to put them on your head :shock: :giggle:

8 Mar 2006

hey dont grief the hat :P

8 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

Oh dear oh dear
look to your left and read the sexual health section.
most people on this site believe strongly in safe sex and the use of condoms.....................
Sarah shakes head and wanders off
jonny apologises as he is stil rather new :cry:

8 Mar 2006

Just to re-iterate the above, USE PROTECTION!!
I think we're all responsible adults on this site and therefore are pro-active in taking care of our sexual health.
Be safe, be sensible but have fun!!!!!!
CA x

8 Mar 2006

You can never have to much protection biggrin

This outfit should do it lol

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
hey dont grief the hat :P

Good man, a lad with humour you've just gone up in my books biggrin

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

When was the last time you went for a check-up at the GU clinic?

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

No....... but are you sure you don't have one?? Unlikely you will ever meet every swinger but the ones you meet you can make sure you don't give them one too!! If you don't give them one you can be pretty sure you don't get one!
Mmmm Makes sense I think
smile

Mike

8 Mar 2006

Quote by mdr2000
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

No....... but are you sure you don't have one?? Unlikely you will ever meet every swinger but the ones you meet you can make sure you don't give them one too!! If you don't give them one you can be pretty sure you don't get one!
Mmmm Makes sense I think
smile

Mike
not to sure i understand that and I am incredibly intelligent cool

8 Mar 2006

does anyone have a time machine I can use so I can go back in time and not create this thread?? :cry:

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
does anyone have a time machine I can use so I can go back in time and not create this thread?? :cry:

Please don't feel that everyone is on your back skilban, it's just a case of being careful and if EVERYONE is careful, it greatly reduces any risk of passing on any unwanted infection.
CA x

8 Mar 2006

As it happens...yes I do sort of, but seeing as you know you've fucked up with a rather clumsy question and I've wasted on a book I can't get into, I think it might be more interesting to watch you repair things.
......you aint the first to get it wrong, you wont be the last and the fact that you've recognised that already aint that bad.
..and yer hat is shite.

8 Mar 2006

Quote by JudyTV
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

Nothing except death is certain in life.
hey dont grief the hat :P
I have no desire to grief your headgear or other item of your candy type outfit, however I do personally take offence at your post. I thinks its a rather foolish post anyway, as I suspect few, if any poster will reply to you saying "Please don't shag me I have an STD".
I think you will find the rest of us here would also "hate more than anything in this world than to catch one" too. As it is unlikely "that every swinger on here " will be intimate with you then the question being aimed at "every swinger on here" is pointless as well as offensive. In my 2 years plus on this site I have found more care regarding safe sex than anywhere else in my whole life.
Do you ask everyone you meet who you may see as a potential intimate partner as a target for such a direct question? If so then I fear you will not fare well here, if not then why ask it here. Perhaps you think you are more likely to catch a STD / STI here on SH, well I can assure you you would be entirely wrong and unjustified in even thinking it.
Jude
I was going to say something along those lines but my finger started hurting...
Thats what I meant.. your not going to meet every swinger and with those you do meet if you imagine you have one and try not to pass it on then you will never get one either... Well I knew what I meant and I'm not incredibly intelligent... hence no stupid hat lol lol

:lol:
Mike

8 Mar 2006

Quote by skilban
that every swinger on here has no STDs as i would hate more than anything in this world than to catch one?

A foolish post

Quote by skilban
A foolish post by a long way
jonny apologises as he is stil rather new :cry:

The lad admits he's wrong

Quote by skilban
does anyone have a time machine I can use so I can go back in time and not create this thread?? :cry:

I sugest just ride it out you have fooked up but lets put it down to age and naievity normally i'd have fired of but i'm going through a transitional stage in my life and i'm in a good mood so I say the lads admitted he's dropped a clanger so to speak confused

So lets teach him the right ways of how get along on here biggrin

:shock:

8 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
As it happens...yes I do sort of, but seeing as you know you've fucked up with a rather clumsy question and I've wasted on a book I can't get into, I think it might be more interesting to watch you repair things.
......you aint the first to get it wrong, you wont be the last and the fact that you've recognised that already aint that bad.
..and yer hat is shite.

My thought excactley dave biggrin

8 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
......you aint the first to get it wrong, you wont be the last and the fact that you've recognised that already aint that bad.

I was quite impressed at just how quickly he did realise and he didn't run for the hole digging tool. There is hope!

Quote by davej
..and yer hat is shite.

:grin:

8 Mar 2006

the hat should have its own thread, as it is that good and you all love it really, p.s. pm me and ill be able to sort you all out with one real soon, sorry again for the idiotic first post :cry:

8 Mar 2006

I think you will find that a kindly mod has made an adjustment to your first post skilban, you are at liberty to go change it back, but I think its a more relevant question

8 Mar 2006

well.... they say that you only get one chance to make a great first impression.... and you blew it....
i have seen worse first posts......now it is about damage limitation... but may i suggest that in future you think with the head on your shoulders and not the one in your trousers.....

8 Mar 2006

now that made me laugh who ever edited my first post, well done lol

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady

......you aint the first to get it wrong, you wont be the last and the fact that you've recognised that already aint that bad.

I was quite impressed at just how quickly he did realise and he didn't run for the hole digging tool. There is hope!

Quote by davej
..and yer hat is shite.

:grin:
Awwww but the hole digging tool is such fun lol

Its practical, easy to use, comes with full instructions and retails at just The best part is if you use it often enough the hole gets so big no one can see you anymore.
Hello
Hello
Hello

10 Mar 2006

you know, sometime the spirit of this site just soars higher and higher. I'm not talking about th epoor souls first post, but the way in wich he has been brought into the fold and (reasonably) gently shown the error of his ways.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
You guys are just the tops.
now drop em and givus a shag

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bolt