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Can we have a chilled thread please!??

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Unknown User
Whats with all the anarchy in here, yes people get stressed and I know Im a nutter and rarely make sense in here but I'm getting to the point where I'm waiting for fecking Jeremy Beadle to jump out!??
Whats going on!!
Cant we level out the karma in here and just chill a bot peeps?? Arent we meant to be here to have soe fun and chat?
Unknown User
That's the best thing I've heard today
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by fruity1976
Whats with all the anarchy in here, yes people get stressed and I know Im a nutter and rarely make sense in here but I'm getting to the point where I'm waiting for fecking Jeremy Beadle to jump out!??
Whats going on!!
Cant we level out the karma in here and just chill a bot peeps?? Arent we meant to be here to have soe fun and chat?

How come you said it so much more better than I did in my thread!!!! redface surprisedops:
Unknown User
moment of sanity??? rolleyes
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by fruity1976
moment of sanity??? rolleyes

Well maybe we can join threads ........... :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
tallnhairy
Sex God
Your wish is my command, one chilled thread smile
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27157.html
Unknown User
Quote by t&t
moment of sanity??? rolleyes

Well maybe we can join threads ........... :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
mmmmm. fruity and t&t joining threads.
Getting better already :twisted:
Unknown User
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P
tallnhairy
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

Worse things that can happen smile
Unknown User
Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

We (I) can but hope
mellow
Master of Sex
ahhhh, pure bliss.....so this is where the warmth and laughter is emitting from!! gosh, it feels good!!! hugs. x
dundeecpl
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

Yes fruity, you mentioned orgy :twisted:
My ears heard that lol see you in 1.5 hrs :twisted:
G x
Unknown User
Quote by mellow
ahhhh, pure bliss.....so this is where the warmth and laughter is emitting from!! gosh, it feels good!!! hugs. x

swoooooooooooooon! giggle lol
t__t1
Casanova
Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

Mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like fun ............ :evil2: :evil2: bolt
tallnhairy
Sex God
Remember in emergency just press avatar for quick happiness (or if male look up Jas's new one, ouch...)
mellow
Master of Sex
c'mon then, all you happy people....make a queue behind fruity....we're all going to do the naked conga......... (ohh errr missus!!)
Unknown User
Quote by dundeecpl
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

Yes fruity, you mentioned orgy :twisted:
My ears heard that lol see you in 1.5 hrs :twisted:
G x
hehe better get the rope and tape out and sort the weans back in the cupboard again :roll: tut tut and at such a late hour as well!! No bloody preperation I tell you, some people confused :lol:
dundeecpl
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it rolleyes :P

Yes fruity, you mentioned orgy :twisted:
My ears heard that lol see you in 1.5 hrs :twisted:
G x
hehe better get the rope and tape out and sort the weans back in the cupboard again :roll: tut tut and at such a late hour as well!! No bloody preperation I tell you, some people confused :lol:
What the hell were you thinking of letting them out, jeeezo! :roll:
Unknown User
I know its just that the tape slipped off one of their mouths and they threatened to phone the social work out of it, I do try my hardest to keep my pals out of it though! rolleyes
Too much public contraversy! confused
dundeecpl
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
I know its just that the tape slipped off one of their mouths and they threatened to phone the social work out of it, I do try my hardest to keep my pals out of it though! rolleyes
Too much public contraversy! confused

Best let them stay out for a while eh?
Will leave that orgy for another time.
Right doll, grab yourself that bottle of wine and chill. Just the one tonight though, don't want a pissed fruity on here again lol
G x
MQ
Sex God
lays back nekkid and hopes that one of the relaxed peeps would like to come and help me to relax a little! wink
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
lays back nekkid and hopes that one of the relaxed peeps would like to come and help me to relax a little! wink

Are you sure it's relaxing you want MQ?
Or is tha just to start with?
mellow
Master of Sex
getting my massage oil nicely warmed in my hands as we speak MQ!! lie back, i'm on my way!!!!
MQ
Sex God
oh yes dambuster, when I am very relaxed I get rather horny biggrin :D
Mellow, I'm waiting, plenty of oil honey wink
mellow
Master of Sex
just lighting the scented candles and jos sticks....got the burner going, dimming all lights, warmed the towels....here, a glass of wine to relax you..... which oil would you like tonight??
Unknown User
Quote by MQ
oh yes dambuster, when I am very relaxed I get rather horny biggrin :D
Mellow, I'm waiting, plenty of oil honey wink

Quote by mellow
getting my massage oil nicely warmed in my hands as we speak MQ!! lie back, i'm on my way!!!!

Would you ladies mind if I just sat back and watched for a short while?
tallnhairy
Sex God
Get over to the orgy thread Dam mate, there 4 of them in there, all alone and bored... well alone at any rate :twisted:
Unknown User
JUST watch!!??? :shock: :P
MQ
Sex God
not at all dambuster wink
Mellow the lavender oil tonight please, nice and relaxing, make sure it dribbles a lot too biggrin
mellow
Master of Sex
should be ok if you promise to keep the door closed, don't want any drafts.....