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I was chatting with a vanilla-ish pal last night and we were talking about people we've had sex with.
My question is this... can you remember them all?
One of my friends keeps a diary and writes a little summary of the shag; another reckons she has shagged too many to count.
Me, I can remember them all, but some of the names are a bit vague!
I have a crap memory though! :rascal:
Good question. I can remember them all, altough I do have to take my socks off to count them. But some of the names escape me now. :sad:
"Vanilla-ish"? How does that work then?
I always write out a receipt after doing ironing for someone
:notes:
Quote by Cubes
"Vanilla-ish"? How does that work then?

Nothing to do with swinging but a bit of a kinky one on the sly... that's my definition! lol
My problem is that I give people other names so when I talk about them I'm not revealing who they are. So I have a Golf Guy, an Army Bloke, City Boy etc... I think that's why I'm so rubbish at remembering their actual names! redface
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Me, I can remember them all, but some of the names are a bit vague!

sounds about right, although 'remember' will have have a wide degree of recall to it depending on when, who and if i had a little drinkypoo or two wink
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Me, I can remember them all, but some of the names are a bit vague!

sounds about right, although 'remember' will have have a wide degree of recall to it depending on when, who and if i had a little drinkypoo or two wink
Occasionally I get flashbacks of 'things done' and then I worry if it takes me a while to remember the 'who with' bit! lol
I dont remember them all .... although I remember most of them I suppose, and mainly the really good ones and the really bad ones.
Sounds bad that doesnt it!?!?!
Quote by noladreams
I was chatting with a vanilla-ish pal last night and we were talking about people we've had sex with.
My question is this... can you remember them all?
One of my friends keeps a diary and writes a little summary of the shag; another reckons she has shagged too many to count.
Me, I can remember them all, but some of the names are a bit vague!
I have a crap memory though! :rascal:

My question is this, how would you know if you forgot one :giggle:
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I dont remember them all .... although I remember most of them I suppose, and mainly the really good ones and the really bad ones.
Sounds bad that doesnt it!?!?!

I'm the same really I used 2 keep count.... Then one day this topic came up in conversation I didn't think my number was high compared to there's it was. So from that day I'm no longer counted and its true the only ones you will remember are either the really good ones and the really bad ones.
Must admit to being able to remember each and every one and could probably reel them off in order too. Each time different to the previous some better some not but each confined to memory. Memory is screwed for most other stuff mind so whether thats a good thing is dubious biggrin
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I have a list! :giggle:

of things to do?
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I have a list! :giggle:

of things to do?
Different list but yeah... do you want to be on it?! :rascal:
I remember one, but forget the other!
I have never counted. I remember the first very well. Those of the next few years passed without too much attention, but that was down to me not them. Still I remember them all. Some more clearly than other.
I still make a point of not counting.
do you really want to remember them all?
I can remember them all, and can add them up so know the total, however, if you asked how many I flashed at, how many I had gropped, or how many I had given a bj to, I would not be able to answer :twisted:
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finks bet she can remember how many c'c s shes had tho lmao

You know, if my life depended on it, I wouldnt be able to count them lol So glad no one else knows what we are on about wink
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finks bet she can remember how many c'c s shes had tho lmao

You know, if my life depended on it, I wouldnt be able to count them lol So glad no one else knows what we are on about wink
Stab in the dark here... but it wouldn't be some kind of fondant-filled oblong biscuit would it? dunno
;-)
Ewwwww Cubes, don't mention evil biscuits like that one! Everyone knows McVities Rich Tea is where the biscuit world is at! lol
Anyway, back on topic...
I remember the ones who count. smile
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Ewwwww Cubes, don't mention evil biscuits like that one! Everyone knows McVities Rich Tea is where the biscuit world is at! lol

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Rich Tea!!!!
Three games I sometimes play on long drives are 'remember all the states in the USA', which all the family can play, 'remember all the countries I've visited', and 'remember all the girls...'. On a good day it's a close call between all three.
If it's a short drive I play 'put names to those girls faces'. Mind you, some date from when Gladys and Edith were popular...
I also play 'put names to all those lucky sods who've had Mrs Mothyd'. This is fun when played as a couple.