Can you tell the age of a man by where his waistband is?

28 Jan 2010

Been watching "Loose Women" for 5 mins in between doing what I am meant to be doing.
So, they are talking about where the waistband is on mens trousers on their bodies and where it is in relation to men's age. (hope that made sense.... if not, dont read on lol

)Apparently by the time men reach the age of 57 the waistband has risen 7 inches rolleyes

Now you can wear your trousers about or below the gut but if its over I am really worried that in 10 years I will be dating Simon Cowells' trousers ..........
Be on your guard men, your trousers and how you wear them say more about you than you think wink

28 Jan 2010

If they're round his ankles, it's probably because they're the right age...for me. What else matters? lol

28 Jan 2010

I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

28 Jan 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

Is that a bit like a tree trunk ??? lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Jan 2010

David thinks he's still the same waist size he was when he was in his 20s confused

Probably is, cos his jeans tend to sit just over his hips! So he hasn't counted the 15 inches of extra waist over the top rolleyes

Mind you, I can't talk :lol2:
Missy - muffin top! :undecided:

28 Jan 2010

Seven inches by age 57 from when? Presumably they mean early adulthood. From experience I would say that's not looking after yourself very well, four to five inches can be expected.
By the way, I started to wonder why we don't measure trousers in centimeters now - we do in about everything else, then the penny (sorry new pence) dropped, it's the influence of the US market.
Plim lol

28 Jan 2010

Psssst...having heard this on the radio earlier...
it's the height of the waistband in question, not the width. IE, from a 17 year old lad wearing his jeans round his knees- to Simon Cowell on the other end of the scale :thumbup:

28 Jan 2010

Thats the one!! you said it so much better than me wink

28 Jan 2010

Quote by corrie2010
I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

Is that a bit like a tree trunk ??? lol

:lol: :lol:
That was probably a typo. Probably meant to type "...rings round his cork."

28 Jan 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Jan 2010

I remember the days when I could make my trouser waistband rise by 7 inches without me getting very much older at all.
Alas those days are long gone now. :sad:

29 Jan 2010

It's when you have to undo your fly to scratch your navel that you need worry wink

29 Jan 2010

Quote by Max777
It's when you have to undo your fly to scratch your navel that you need worry

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Or when your waistband gives you joggers nipple! :rotflmao:

29 Jan 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

I think someone tried that on me once.
She fell asleep rolleyes

Or are we talking the cockrings he's forgotten to take off?? confused

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by Missy
It's when you have to undo your fly to scratch your navel that you need worry

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Or when your waistband gives you joggers nipple! :rotflmao:[/quote
ooooooh I bet that hurts lol

:lol: :lol: