Can't get a shag?

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

If you are just about to post a thread for any of the following reasons:
1 - I can't get a shag
2 - Nobody has replied to my photo ad
3 - Nobody replies back when I reply to their ad
4 - I don't have any luck with photo ads/LMU/dogging
5 - I haven't managed to arrange a meet yet and I was expecting to have had a 3some by now
6 - This site is pants - nobody will fuck me
This thread will save you the time - you can quickly voice your complaint here by selecting the appropriate complaint number (1-6).
Yes that's right - all you need to do is type the appropriate number (that's just a single key), press submit and we will know instantly what your complaint is.
and the rest of us can just ignore it lol

Mal

Mod

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

:thumbup:
Mal
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Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by Mal
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Mal

Sorry Mal - were the instructions not clear enough - you failed to enter your complaint code lol

BerryBelinda

Warming the Bed

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You crack me up girl.
I'll put down for Number 5. I've been looking for a threesome for five minutes and am most disappointed at my lack of success. I'm sorry? I have to PM people first? Damn. I thought just being here was enough.......... :cry:

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

1,2,3,4,5,6, :twisted:
I tell fibs lolol
DD wink

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

8 - eight.
too many people not enough time lol

7 - is whoops wrong thread....

Mal

Mod

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
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Mal

Sorry Mal - were the instructions not clear enough - you failed to enter your complaint code lol

No complaint from me, PL :lol:
Mal
:wink:

Pete_sw

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

all of the above rolleyes

:thumbup:

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

1
2
3
4
5
6
:shock: :shock:

steff35

Sexlightened

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

7 - All of the above!
wink

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

None of the above, the site has been very successful for me...thats when i don't mention my local club lol

:lol:
shaz x

Bungle1961

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

1.

HornyLittleBlonde

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Pololady
Could you edit your original post to include an option for
Spammed all the females with a pic of my cock and noones replied yet?

naughtynymphos1

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

6 :cry:

Garfield1

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

:cry: 6

diezel

Sexpert

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

1-6 + thinkig of the NEXT 6.
deiz wink

MandH

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Well if I put in ..............
1
2
3
4
5
6
Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit confused

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by MandH
Well if I put in ..............
1
2
3
4
5
6
Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit

And rather than sitting in despair â€“ we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
lol

:lol: :lol:

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

can we have a number 7 for the 'i'll meet you somewhere then didnt bother to show up' category .... thanks to all those who have arranged a meet and we have waited for them NOT to turn up!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

westerross

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind rolleyes

. Some things just ain't that special.

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by westerross
Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind . Some things just ain't that special.

Awwww - don't put yourself down hun :therethere:
lol

:lol: :lol:

MandH

Sex God

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
And rather than sitting in despair â€“ we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
:lol: :lol:

With you there hun :grin:

The__Muttleys

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Dec 2005

no complaints here.....just popped in to say, this is yet another example of pololady's expertise in threading...................brilliant !!!
And................... if any lady's have no 6 as a complaint, im happy to get my pants off.
Im going now, as ive embarrased myself. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: :shock:

westerross

Sex God

0 likes 18 Dec 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Well I get e-mailed by ladies on here and when I reply I don't get any response.
I'm not grumbling mind . Some things just ain't that special.

Awwww - don't put yourself down hun :therethere:
lol

:lol: :lol:
'Sawright I don't. God I was pissed by half past eight last night :shock: The otiose things ya say when yer pissed. :lol:

MikeC

Sex God

0 likes 18 Dec 2005

lol i havent been spamed yet by anyone wanting me to see there cock....which is agood thing
where is the women that want to SPAM me lol.....
polo brill post hun
MikeC

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Dec 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
love it :thumbup:

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Dec 2005

all of t he above, a pretty reasonable guy trying to meet up with likeminded peeps and get no joy, don't know why
:cry:

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Dec 2005