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Anyone fancy coming round and reading me a bedtime story?
Tried a hot drink, warm bath, reading, and nothing works tonight sad
Or if you have any other ideas . . . wink
Tracy-Jayne
I can pop round and tuck you in then sing a lullaby for you if that will help?? confused :? :? :? wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can pop round and tuck you in then sing a lullaby for you if that will help?? confused :? :? :? wink

Tucking me in is fine, but don't sing too loudly - Jon's flat on his back, gob wide open, fast asleep - don't want you to wake him up lol
T-J
I can't sleep either.
I'm parked on a Welsh hillside. A nice gentle breeze usually rocks me to sleep. This is more like being on a ride at Alton Towers ffs ! ! !
I've even wound my legs down and dumped all the air, but made no difference sad
Quote by RedHot
I can pop round and tuck you in then sing a lullaby for you if that will help?? confused :? :? :? wink

Tucking me in is fine, but don't sing too loudly - Jon's flat on his back, gob wide open, fast asleep - don't want you to wake him up lol
T-J

It would be a shame to waste an open mouth!! :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can pop round and tuck you in then sing a lullaby for you if that will help?? confused :? :? :? wink

Tucking me in is fine, but don't sing too loudly - Jon's flat on his back, gob wide open, fast asleep - don't want you to wake him up lol
T-J

It would be a shame to waste an open mouth!! :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol:
OMG :!: Just you wait till I tell him you were going to drop cigarette ash in his mouth.
That is what you meant, right? :shock: :wink:
T-J the grass rolleyes
Quote by dambuster
I can't sleep either.
I'm parked on a Welsh hillside. A nice gentle breeze usually rocks me to sleep. This is more like being on a ride at Alton Towers ffs ! ! !
I've even wound my legs down and dumped all the air, but made no difference sad

shame you aint got no horlicks dam
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It would be a shame to waste an open mouth!! :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: wink lol :lol:

Just so long as he doesn't wake up with a sore throat and ten bob under his pillow :shock:
Quote by dambuster
It would be a shame to waste an open mouth!! :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: wink lol :lol:

Just so long as he doesn't wake up with a sore throat and ten bob under hias pillow :shock:
Ten bob?! Does it really cost that much?! :shock: :lol:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
OMG :!: Just you wait till I tell him you were going to drop cigarette ash in his mouth.
That is what you meant, right? :shock: wink
T-J the grass rolleyes

Of course - What else could I have meant???? confused :? :? :? :? :wink:
Quote by redstilletto
shame you aint got no horlicks dam

It's not Horlicks I need to help me sleep :twisted:
Quote by T-J
Ten bob?! Does it really cost that much?!

Only if you do it twice wink
And Judy, even the sheep have more sense than to hang around here tonight.
baaaaaaaaa
Quote by RedHot
Anyone fancy coming round and reading me a bedtime story?
Tried a hot drink, warm bath, reading, and nothing works tonight sad
Or if you have any other ideas . . . wink
Tracy-Jayne

Yup know that one,just contemplating whether to open the 2nd bottle. confused
Quote by dambuster

shame you aint got no horlicks dam

It's not Horlicks I need to help me sleep :twisted:
Quote by T-J
Ten bob?! Does it really cost that much?!

Only if you do it twice wink
And Judy, even the sheep have more sense than to hang around here tonight.
baaaaaaaaa
well Dammie i am off to bed now.......i will think of you all out there on ya own swinging about! :swingingchair: good night to ya kiss have a good one :twisted: :wink:
biggrin can,t sleep either rolleyes
You're a long time dead why spoil a good life with sleep. cool
poor cat - I don't have fur balls but you're quite welcome to chase me while frigging. cool
Quote by Sexysteph
Whats sleep? near enough and I am frigging chasing a stupid cat round the house cos he has a couple of fur balls .

When you've done that Sweetie, just nip up the road to Chesterfield, and clear up the feathers and mouse entrails that my two dear litlle feckers will have hidden about the place; would ya? Save me a job when I get back tomorrow kiss
Here's a charming little Android lullaby to send you off to dreamland:
"Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infra-red,
How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night."
Marvin the paranoid android
Quote by Ice Pie
Here's a charming little Android lullaby to send you off to dreamland:
"Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infra-red,
How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night."
Marvin the paranoid android

Ooooooooooooh, that is spooky! I've just been watching hitchikers on dvd, trying to get tired enough to sleep!!!!!!
Didn't work evil
I cant sleep either I went to bed about half ten and fell asleep around half eleven woke up at one couldnt sleep had a wank couldnt sleep so just decided to get up again!
Im gonna be one crabbit bitch in the morning! confused
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Im gonna be one crabbit bitch in the morning! confused

That makes two of us :? lol
T-J
and here I am brabbit as ever! confused
Well I have had about 4 hours sleep in the past week :shock: . Just cant seem to sleep well at all just now. My eyes are very heavy and when i go to bed im shattered but I just cant get a sleep. :cry:
biggrin
What was that song some years back >>>
Kiss me good night Sgt Bilko, Tuck me in my little wooden bed (the rest escapes me). wink
or have I got the words wrong lol
Fred
Well all I can say is Im off back to bed! Yay weans at school! I can sleep all day if i want which is what Im off to do till at least 1pm biggrin
Managed 4 like saddlebags,but still feelin' up up up!
Lb :happy:
Any room for anyone, not anyone in particular. Just someone, maybe someone with blonde hair. I dunno (ahem ahem) I have a bad cough today :shock: