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I remember reading about a bloke who bought a number plate to stop his wife from driving his car. The number plate was 5LUT = SLUT
She retaliated and bought 5LAG = SLAG for her car.
This story I found funny. Well today I saw the first part of a number plate KN08 = KNOB. This had me in stitches.........OK small things and small minds springs up here rolleyes
Anybody else seen funny number plates?
Dave_Notts
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I saw a bike ride past with the last three letters of RTA.
Let's hope not!
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i was looking at number plates for sale a while ago and spotted K155 MYA couldve been kiss my A
The price £10k!!!
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We have gay pals in the USA that have the plate:
'I AM 1 2'
Which always amuses us :P
Sexlightened
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Best one I ever saw was on a Mercedes drop top sports being driven by a heart stoppingly beautiful blonde. The plate was ON H1M
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the best one i have saw was on a lorry that emptied porto-loos , it was p15 poo looked at quick it was pis poo lol
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OBO 110 X on a Rolls Royce with the letter spacing changed
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There was a car locally with the plate M7 NGE... with the 7 made small to look like an I.
biggrin :D :D :D :D
Sexpert
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I tried to get B3AST for my car but it went for lots of dosh.
Sex God
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I was once passed by PEN 1S on the M25 near Dartford
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My one has KUM on it!
No word of a lie... I didn't notice it till my fb came with me to Bedford to view it
I had to have it coz of the unusual tan leather & body colour combo - Honest! redface
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My motorbike had H321 SUB
:-heavy 3,2,1 sub(bass)-:
I wished I kept it now
It would have been a cool one for the bass heads at a car cruise!
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I was once passed by PEN 1S on the M25 near Dartford

And the owner of that particular number plate is a Mr Steve Parrish! ex 500 GP motorcycle racer and now TV commentary chap.....tut tut, just 'cause your rich and (in)famous.....
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T1 TTY drives around Cardiff.

Is that Sassy??
I had JISSM on my number plate, but i think two dogs had been rutting in front of the car!!
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There was a car locally with the plate M7 NGE... with the 7 made small to look like an I.
biggrin :D :D :D :D

Gee, classy bunch in Mancunia! rolleyes
lol
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LUV24Q say no more lol
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There is a really expensive big Audi driving around the Stourbridge area with BJ08 FFS as a registration
Orgasminator
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The dad of a mate of mine had PEN 15. Classy.
I heard of a bloke (on TopGear I think) that spent more on the plate A5TON than he did on the V8 Vantage to put it on.
K1NGS was until recently the most costly, but I can't remember how much it went for, and I quite naively went searching for AUD1 once. Registered in Oxfordshire as it happens.
My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*
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My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*

Don't be afraid to tell the world you're a P111OCK :mrgreen:
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My aunt has an amazing plate, but I can't post it as it's her last name and a bit of a give away to mine!
*Him*

are you Royal? redface
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I remember when P reg cars came out, I read about a car that got stopped by the cops cos the number plate was P155 OFF.
Oh we had a car parked up on the drive next to ours a cpl of weeks ago with a cool number plate, but can'y remember what it was now mad
Will come back if I rememeber it. It was something to do with calling the driver of the car, call me or sumthing. This is gonna bug me now banghead lol
Miss Cream xxx
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the number of my landy, means nothing, but it's black and silver (pees off the traffic cops)
And costs me no road tax as it's pre 1973
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There is a car with the reg UT02ZER
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I've remembered now C4LL ME
I thought it was brill! lol
Miss Cream xxx
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There is a car with the reg UT02ZER

That is brill!!!! biggrin
Warming the Bed
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derby has a number of those plates
Bl6 luvv (BIG LUVV)
P15sed (PISSED)
SUK M3 (SUK ME)
the list is endless
plus it makes a laugh when they are pulled!!
Sexlightened
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I keep seeing number plates that start BJ08.
It may be my warped mind, but that makes me think of blow job blast :grin: :grin:
Warming the Bed
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ive seen this on the road in kent
W2NKS
Warming the Bed
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Saw one a while back around our way,think it was on a Merc, 130 LOX with the 1 & 3 closed up
L.B