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Theres been a car parked at the end of our driveway since Friday.
Since we don't own a car of our own,i was wondering if i could claim it as my own lol
Its a really nice Peugeot 206,silver and would look great in our course neither of us could drive it,but we could ogle it wink
The owners obviously don't appreciate it and did have the audacity to park it across from where they live,so fairs fair it should be mine.
Steve,xxx
Check the glove compartment. If there are any drugs in there, they're mine. I left them there last Tuesday.
Clare. Does that work with women as well? dunno
There's a woman that walks past my house everyday and I really like the look of her. Can I claim her if she ever stops long enough. :bounce:
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Its a really nice Peugeot 206,silver and would look great in our course neither of us could drive it,but we could ogle it wink

Steve,
I'm not quite sure you have the gist of Dogging yet ......
Your supposed to go out and ogle the couples in the car, not kidnap the car and ogle it!!!
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Check the glove compartment. If there are any drugs in there, they're mine. I left them there last Tuesday.

Are you stalking us then,its parked there most weekends.
Please be stalking us :twisted: lol
Steve,xxx
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Clare. Does that work with women as well? dunno
There's a woman that walks past my house everyday and I really like the look of her. Can I claim her if she ever stops long enough. :bounce:

Have i suddenly had a sex change i thought i was Steve. lol
Steve,xxx
Quote by Calista
I'm not quite sure you have the gist of Dogging yet ......
Your supposed to go out and ogle the couples in the car, not kidnap the car and ogle it!!!

But the car looks soooooooo nice,or am i a bit odd??? confused:
Steve,xxx
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Please be stalking us :twisted: lol

I might be.
I could answer the question in a definitive way, but then I'd have to kill you. Then what would I do for fun?
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Have i suddenly had a sex change i thought i was Steve. lol
Steve,xxx

Sunday afternoons eh?? Fell asleep watching Star Trek and only had one eye open.:giggle:
Sorry Steve
Quote by clarensteve

I'm not quite sure you have the gist of Dogging yet ......
Your supposed to go out and ogle the couples in the car, not kidnap the car and ogle it!!!

But the car looks soooooooo nice,or am i a bit odd??? confused:
Steve,xxx
Can we plead the 5th on that???? lmao
More than likely it has been nicked and dumped. In my village it would have no wheels, stereo, the seats would have gone AND possibly been on fire by now!
why on earth would you want a peugout mate? Surely youd prefer a stylish italian vehicle lol
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
why on earth would you want a peugout mate? Surely youd prefer a stylish italian vehicle lol

Yeah but he just wouldn't look right in a Fiat Panda !!!!!!! :shock: :twisted:
Ah but Calista a Fiat Panda would suit our Steve down to the ground
You know what they say about big cars making up for deficiencies in other departments maybe it works the other way around.
Anon
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Are we back to oxymorons again??

whos an oxymoron???? lol
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
You know what they say about big cars making up for deficiencies in other departments maybe it works the other way around.
Anon

If thats right then i would need to drive a stretched hummer limo like the ones we saw in Vegas lol.... instead we drive a Mondeo for our sins