We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
I wanna die Have u ever been caught ?
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Caught by the window cleaner !
Sex God
Yeah, I got caught by the window cleaner when I was about 18, in bed with my boyfriend in the middle of the day when we were supposed to be at college 
... He just smirked as I got up and glared at him through the window as I closed the curtains. He never said anything to me, but he probably wouldn't have done anyway as he was scared of the dog that I used to let out to chase after him
... He just smirked as I got up and glared at him through the window as I closed the curtains. He never said anything to me, but he probably wouldn't have done anyway as he was scared of the dog that I used to let out to chase after him 
Orgasminator
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun.
Orgasminator
bet there aint much call for a window cleaner without a ladder did your fella not say anything to him?
Orgasminator
heh i bet youll have the shiniest windows on your street from now on.........
Sex God
Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!!
lol........... if he knocks on the door for the money .............. I am not even gonna answer it
I wanna die .........lol lol lol Yep, been caught by the window cleaner.
But I was walking out the bathroom after having a shower, stark naked, to go into my bedroom to get dressed when I looked up and saw the window cleaner staring straight at me through the upstairs window :shock:
The Laird thought it was hysterical......
Fee
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But I was walking out the bathroom after having a shower, stark naked, to go into my bedroom to get dressed when I looked up and saw the window cleaner staring straight at me through the upstairs window :shock:
The Laird thought it was hysterical......
Fee
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Alleyson ............ I wont wink at him coz I am not going to answer the door
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ?
Ladyfeebee ................... Yep Steve laughed too !!! Must be a man thing ?
a.k.a._Wagon_wheels .................It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ?
Ladyfeebee ................... Yep Steve laughed too !!! Must be a man thing ?
a.k.a._Wagon_wheels .................It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun.
He wasn't up a ladder
thank god he wasnt up the ladder he wud have fallen at the sight hehe
Too bloody right... I bet he would have claimed compensation as well.... could he put that down as "occupational hazards".....
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........
Quote by fabio grooverider
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........
I doubt it ........... Steve went back to work as soon as the window cleaner turned up !!!
Left me blushing and alone.......
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
We once got caught shagging on the baclony of our room when on holiday in Tunisia. It was during the day and everyone,or so we thought was out enjoying the sun. We went back to the nice air condidtioned room to cool off. Well being on holiday and horny things happened 
and we moved out onto the balcony, checking first that no one could see. During the heat of the moment I looked up only to see 'Granny' looking down from a balcony two floors up!!! :shock:
We moved back indoors and shortly got a phonecall from reception that nudity on the balconies was not allowed. :small-print:
10 mins later there was a knock at the door and there was the hotel rep and hotel manager. We had two choices, pack and leave the hotel and get a flight home, or move to another hotel!!
Turns out there was no flights home for another 3 day days so we had to pack and they found us another hotel. Which we had to pay extra for.
Was so embarrasing carrying our luggage through recpetion mid-week, when no-one was due to leave or arrive.
We then had to face the same people on the flight home at the end of the holiday but nothing was mentioned.
The hard thing was trying to explain to friends and family why the hotel in the holiday snaps suddenly changed. We made some story up about the bathroom not being suitable or something and they believed us. :bs:
But the friends we did tell the story to, now refer to it as the Romeo & Juliet holiday!!!
Still we look back and laugh about it now................LOL :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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and we moved out onto the balcony, checking first that no one could see. During the heat of the moment I looked up only to see 'Granny' looking down from a balcony two floors up!!! :shock: We moved back indoors and shortly got a phonecall from reception that nudity on the balconies was not allowed. :small-print:
10 mins later there was a knock at the door and there was the hotel rep and hotel manager. We had two choices, pack and leave the hotel and get a flight home, or move to another hotel!!
Turns out there was no flights home for another 3 day days so we had to pack and they found us another hotel. Which we had to pay extra for.
Was so embarrasing carrying our luggage through recpetion mid-week, when no-one was due to leave or arrive.
We then had to face the same people on the flight home at the end of the holiday but nothing was mentioned.
The hard thing was trying to explain to friends and family why the hotel in the holiday snaps suddenly changed. We made some story up about the bathroom not being suitable or something and they believed us. :bs:
But the friends we did tell the story to, now refer to it as the Romeo & Juliet holiday!!!
Still we look back and laugh about it now................LOL :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
xx
Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
Have u ever been caught ?
Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:P 
:happy: 
Sex God
not been caught in action but have caught my housemates girlfriend walking into the bathroom starkers, not an unpleasent site in the slightest 
hwoar: :rascal:
hwoar: :rascal: 
Sex God
Id of loved to see ur face blonde.... :roflmao:
I nearly got caught once, by my mum... Was a very drunken boxing nite... been out got totally plastered on of all things.... diamond white!!!!
Went home, my fella was staying... We got to it.... didn't get far... woke up to my mums footsteps on the stairs.... there he was bollock naked crashed out on top of me!!!!
Never moved so fast im my life.... LOL
I nearly got caught once, by my mum... Was a very drunken boxing nite... been out got totally plastered on of all things.... diamond white!!!!
Went home, my fella was staying... We got to it.... didn't get far... woke up to my mums footsteps on the stairs.... there he was bollock naked crashed out on top of me!!!!
Never moved so fast im my life.... LOL
Quote by O. K.
He popped home for lunch
We were in the living room
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this
Have u ever been caught ?
Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:P :happy:Babe .................... what ? ................. I cant read it !!!!
Quote by blonde
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner?
Babe, we now have a vacancy for a new Window cleaner
how can I face him again ?Sam aka Miss Beetroot !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In that case, consider this my application form! :P
Name: MadAtGravity
Age:22
Location:Who cares, I have a car!
Skills: Excellent at cleaning windows, and very observant :twisted:
Why do you feel you would be good at this job?:Because you would have the cleanest windows in the world (well, maybe just the one window)
