As there seem to be quite a lot of newbies here me being one. Has anybody got a cautionary tale or advice to tell to keep us out of trouble and/or crap experiences?
P.S.:violin: bit uspet nobody said hi after my last topic
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Cautionary Tales
Sex God
Be nice to Jags and Blue
and dont eat yellow snow
Welcome to the forum
and dont eat yellow snow
Welcome to the forum
Sex God
Hello and welcome :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by maleM
As there seem to be quite a lot of newbies here me being one. Has anybody got a cautionary tale or advice to tell to keep us out of trouble and/or crap experiences?
P.S.:violin: bit uspet nobody said hi after my last topic
Maybe nobody has read it yet who has experience of a fleshlight?
Maybe they thought, 'I won't post because I'll be too tempted to draw attention to the comment about single guys' (while you try to make it sound like a positive comment, it came across as a bit of a 'poor me I'm a single male don't pick on them' comment.
Cautionary tale/advice? Don't complain about not getting meets straight away. Don't complain when people don't answer your posts.
Quote by freckledbird
As there seem to be quite a lot of newbies here me being one. Has anybody got a cautionary tale or advice to tell to keep us out of trouble and/or crap experiences?
P.S.:violin: bit uspet nobody said hi after my last topic
Maybe nobody has read it yet who has experience of a fleshlight?
Maybe they thought, 'I won't post because I'll be too tempted to draw attention to the comment about single guys' (while you try to make it sound like a positive comment, it came across as a bit of a 'poor me I'm a single male don't pick on them' comment.
Cautionary tale/advice? Don't complain about not getting meets straight away. Don't complain when people don't answer your posts.
Sorry if it sounded negative I didn't mean it like that.
Sex God
Isn't a fleshlight one of those ultraviolet wands that inflicts pain?
Sex God
Quote by postie
Isn't a fleshlight one of those ultraviolet wands that inflicts pain?
Mebbe it's just a torch and he meant to type flashlight .....
Ahhhhhh, so this should be in the dogging forum, then? :lol:
Sex God
well at least you got a response ,might not have been what you were looking for lol
Sex God
Fleshflight 
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:dunno: Quote by freckledbird
Isn't a fleshlight one of those ultraviolet wands that inflicts pain?
Mebbe it's just a torch and he meant to type flashlight .....
Ahhhhhh, so this should be in the dogging forum, then? :lol:
I think he mistook Ann Summers for B&Q, explained to the assistant he wanted something long and hard with an "ON" switch that used batteries.... and ended up with a Maglite.... still, i guess he could say " the sun shines out of my arse!" :twisted:
Sex God
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Sex God
Quote by maleM
Fleshflight
Try
Ewwwwwwww they look disgusting. How on earth is that hygienic?
Sex God
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Fleshflight
Try
Ahhhhhh.....
right! Now I get you..... but are they any good for walking to the end of the garden with at night?
I dont like, please take them away postie :scared: :scared: :scared:
Quote by Sexysteph
Are men REALLY that desperate that they need to shag a can.
What all good red light districts need - a fleshlight attached to the lamp-post with a sign over it pervs deposit here only £45 help support our clean up drive of the red light area.
Steph
/wanders off mumbling surely no man is that daft
Does this mean your against women using toys?
Sex God
Just lucky that women can buy a round of drinks thats all
Sex God
Please take them away :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by maleM
Are men REALLY that desperate that they need to shag a can.
What all good red light districts need - a fleshlight attached to the lamp-post with a sign over it pervs deposit here only £45 help support our clean up drive of the red light area.
Steph
/wanders off mumbling surely no man is that daft
Does this mean your against women using toys?
Good point! (though still think they're minging..)