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Celebrity Sex Masterclass

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They have people playing musical instruments, writers, actors and even TV Chefs doing a masterclass - so why not a sex masterclass? Hey we are like sex otherwise we would not be here - right... I am 45 and good at sex but always willing to learn of anything to improve the art of good sex.... so is anyone brave enough to offer any suggestions, advice etc...ok you cannot beat the interpersonal chemistry ...but still my techniques have improved vastly since I was a lad....its not just good wines that mature after all......I have learnt a lot from women being honest with me....listening would be my greatest tip .....
Quote by Cheetah
I am 45 and good at sex....

Says who?
lol :shock:
Quote by Sarah
I am 45 and good at sex....

Says who?
lol :shock:
His wife?
Quote by Sarah
I am 45 and good at sex....

Says who?
lol :shock:
and modest as well........... :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes
suggestion or audition?
sorry, no x factor for me.
Its not often married guys come on here and are honest with us, you know most arn`t, so lay off the nasty stuff hey,
Welcome Cheetah,
Quote by Dino
Its not often married guys come on here and are honest with us, you know most arn`t, so lay off the nasty stuff hey,
Welcome Cheetah,

it wasn't a nasty comment, as i said in an earlier thread... he is being honest with everyone EXCEPT the one person he should be telling, but lets not have that arguement again......
Quote by fabio grooverider
Its not often married guys come on here and are honest with us, you know most arn`t, so lay off the nasty stuff hey,
Welcome Cheetah,

it wasn't a nasty comment, as i said in an earlier thread... he is being honest with everyone EXCEPT the one person he should be telling, but lets not have that arguement again......
Not arguing fabio, just pointing out a few points that i thought unfair and saying hello biggrin wink
Quote by Dino
Its not often married guys come on here and are honest with us, you know most arn`t, so lay off the nasty stuff hey,
Welcome Cheetah,

Who's being nasty Dino - 'twas just conjecture as to who told him he's good?
Quote by Happy Cats
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

Well I was going to ask if Mrs. HC told you that but the poor lass probably would, just to shut you up lol
Quote by Sarah
I am 45 and good at sex....

Says who?
lol :shock:[/quote
Sarah, Do you want references, testimoniials or do you want to personally assess me? Cheetah
Quote by Cheetah
I am 45 and good at sex....

Says who?
lol :shock:
Sarah, Do you want references, testimoniials or do you want to personally assess me? Cheetah
Oooooooooo Sarah, you've pulled wink :lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

Hey Cats - you may be right - hope you are - I said I was good not fantastic - said I was stiil seeking to improve - aren't we all - if the spotty sparrow wants to take a pop thats nothing unusual is it.... hey it was meant as some fun ... a sex masterclass ... remember the thread .....come on ..lighten up those of you who are getting far too serious!
Quote by Cheetah
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

Hey Cats - you may be right - hope you are - I said I was good not fantastic - said I was stiil seeking to improve - aren't we all - if the spotty sparrow wants to take a pop thats nothing unusual is it.... hey it was meant as some fun ... a sex masterclass ... remember the thread .....come on ..lighten up those of you who are getting far too serious!
I'm just a humble pussy, not a great big Cheetah, I wont argue!
:wink:
Quote by Happy Cats
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

Hey Cats - you may be right - hope you are - I said I was good not fantastic - said I was stiil seeking to improve - aren't we all - if the spotty sparrow wants to take a pop thats nothing unusual is it.... hey it was meant as some fun ... a sex masterclass ... remember the thread .....come on ..lighten up those of you who are getting far too serious!
I'm just a humble pussy, not a great big Cheetah, I wont argue!
:wink:
Oh....I love it..!
CheekyChimp.... cool
[I'm just a humble pussy, not a great big Cheetah, I wont argue!
There is no such thing as a humble pussy - I adore all types of pussys!
Sexy Cats of the world unite !
So are we going to get back on topic and have the first masterclass??? Cos I am really really shit and need to learn something soon before my palms get all hairy and women stop speak to me again. :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
Infact... can someone just tell me what todo with this big floppy thing between my legs... it has me all confused... sometimes it pee's white wee wee
Quote by EnglishChris99
So are we going to get back on topic and have the first masterclass??? Cos I am really really shit and need to learn something soon before my palms get all hairy and women stop speak to me again. :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
Infact... can someone just tell me what todo with this big floppy thing between my legs... it has me all confused... sometimes it pee's white wee wee

/me takes EnglishChris to her (less than ample) bosom, "there there honey..it's ok really."
:P
Minx x x
Well, am I the only one (un)fortunate to have watched 'The Sex Inspectors'? (just the once, honest!) Channel 5, naturally. Manages to be both painfully cringe-worthy and full of pathos at the same time. A bit like 'Changing Rooms' without the MDF.
Quote by BiWelshMinx
/me takes EnglishChris to her (less than ample) bosom, "there there honey..it's ok really."
:P
Minx x x

Now there IS an offer I find very hard to refuse.... especially from the nice BiWelshMinx :smitten: :jagsatwork: whip bolt
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
Well, am I the only one (un)fortunate to have watched 'The Sex Inspectors'? (just the once, honest!) Channel 5, naturally. Manages to be both painfully cringe-worthy and full of pathos at the same time. A bit like 'Changing Rooms' without the MDF.

I did watch that actually... and one channel 4 did almost at the same time... to be honest I was a little dissapointed, in that I didn't learn very much... having said that it was good to have it pointed out what the signs of bad sex are and how to improve it... because there is always that time in any relationship where it goes a bit crap... and at least now Channel 5 have educated me in how to identify and rectify the problem... just like they tought me to identify a shitty house and rectify it.!!
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I am good in bed
I can sleep for hours biggrin
Quote by markz
I am good in bed
I can sleep for hours biggrin

I am adventurous in bed... I can sleep anywhere!
Quote by Happy Cats
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

You are alove god!
how could anyone think they could be as good as you
Quote by postie
Bet hes not as good as me!
wink

You are alove god!
how could anyone think they could be as good as you
Love is all around you both :wink:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
So are we going to get back on topic and have the first masterclass??? Cos I am really really shit and need to learn something soon before my palms get all hairy and women stop speak to me again. :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
Infact... can someone just tell me what todo with this big floppy thing between my legs... it has me all confused... sometimes it pee's white wee wee

/me takes EnglishChristo her (less than ample) bosom,"there there honey..it's ok really."
:P
Minx x x
Coulda fooled me there Minx kiss