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Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.
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Whatever floats your boat honey, as long as it's not illegal, is normal to you.
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Quote by scooby2
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.
Well u aint got a degree in charm have u......?????
Some blokes like, lets change ur words and use.... "the larger" lady... mature or not...
Im am 1 of those larger ladies...and i don't have a prob coping off.... do i NN??? pmsl
Quote by LilMissGullable
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.
Well u aint got a degree in charm have u......?????
Some blokes like, lets change ur words and use.... "the larger" lady... mature or not...
Im am 1 of those larger ladies...and i don't have a prob coping off.... do i NN??? pmsl
No u don't m8
U show me ur flab and i'll show u mine
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Are you offering Sgt Bilko? does your wife know that I might like her 
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why would you want to pack her bags? I only want to see not touch unless 
Forum Virgin
If you insist then I will have her...drop me a PM and we will see from there 
thanks to you Maia
thanks to you Maia
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
*sprays her coffee in a nasal fashion all over her monitor*
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
Shall we prepare your funeral now Sarge, or are you just going AWOL
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
Quote by davej
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Bluddy ell, she must be rough :shock:
You shoulda held out for at least 20 Marlborough :?
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!
Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:which I ended up with and in all honesty, have less cellulite, slightly less body hair and provided I give em a tube of Trebor mints to chew at bedtime, ain't that bad to sleep with. Admittedly they have a habit of spitting, but for someone who rolls his own fags and is so lazy that wetting the gummed paper is hard work, I can only see that as another advantage.
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Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie
no, she just hasn't finished digging the escape tunnel yet
Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie
No!! I sold Davej's wife for 2 camels!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42263.html
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie
lisamarie, he didn't sell his missus, he sold mine and got a pretty good price in my opinion. She has a wooden leg you see and as such, is shit hot when it comes to putting out the bedding plants, but thats little compensation for the disadvatages
You to are so funny
Its a pleasure to be around here to read all the fun that is going on.
I cant wait to meet you all at the munch.
Sounds like its going to be fun. and meat-for -pleasure thanks again
for the avitar resizer I've managed to put pics on my guitar forum now.
I've been a member there for 3 years and now everyone knows what
I look like.
and no its not the pic I've got on here boys lol
Lisamarie
Its a pleasure to be around here to read all the fun that is going on.
I cant wait to meet you all at the munch.
Sounds like its going to be fun. and meat-for -pleasure thanks again
for the avitar resizer I've managed to put pics on my guitar forum now.
I've been a member there for 3 years and now everyone knows what
I look like.
and no its not the pic I've got on here boys lol
Lisamarie
Sex God
Quote by LisaMarie
You to are so funny
Its a pleasure to be around here to read all the fun that is going on.
I cant wait to meet you all at the munch.
Sounds like its going to be fun. and meat-for -pleasure thanks again
for the avitar resizer I've managed to put pics on my guitar forum now.
I've been a member there for 3 years and now everyone knows what
I look like.
and no its not the pic I've got on here boys lol
Lisamarie
glad to be of service, especially for that picture
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