cellulite

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Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

Freckledbird

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Whatever floats your boat honey, as long as it's not illegal, is normal to you.

naughtynymphos1

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Whats normal?
tho may i suggest u don't say to a lady...oh i really like your flab cause u likely to get a slap in the mush lol

Lilmiss

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Quote by scooby2
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

Well u aint got a degree in charm have u......?????
Some blokes like, lets change ur words and use.... "the larger" lady... mature or not...
Im am 1 of those larger ladies...and i don't have a prob coping off.... do i NN??? pmsl

naughtynymphos1

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Quote by LilMissGullable
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

Well u aint got a degree in charm have u......?????
Some blokes like, lets change ur words and use.... "the larger" lady... mature or not...
Im am 1 of those larger ladies...and i don't have a prob coping off.... do i NN??? pmsl
No u don't m8 wink

U show me ur flab and i'll show u mine lol

Sgt_Bilko

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Quote by scooby2
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

You'll love my wife then!! :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :? bolt

naughtynymphos1

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is it normal to get turned on by cellulite and flab especially on mature women. I prefer a mature lady with cellulite and sexy flabs to Pamela Anderson look alike.

You'll love my wife then!! :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :? bolt

:shock:
*copies and pastes for future blackmail purposes* lol

Sgt_Bilko

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Quote by naughtynymphos1
*copies and pastes for future blackmail purposes*

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

scooby2

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Are you offering Sgt Bilko? does your wife know that I might like her surprised

Sgt_Bilko

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Quote by scooby2
Are you offering Sgt Bilko? does your wife know that I might like her

Offering?? I'm insisting - I'll have her bags packed in an hour!! confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol:

scooby2

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why would you want to pack her bags? I only want to see not touch unless confused

Unknown User

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Quote by scooby2
why would you want to pack her bags? I only want to see not touch unless

Now now, don't be shy. The man has already insisted, it is rude to turn down offerings.

scooby2

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0 likes 8 Aug 2005

If you insist then I will have her...drop me a PM and we will see from there redface

thanks to you Maia

Sgt_Bilko

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! confused

:? :? :? :? :?

Missy

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!

SilkandBigG

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

*sprays her coffee in a nasal fashion all over her monitor*

meat2pleaseu

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

Shall we prepare your funeral now Sarge, or are you just going AWOL

naughtynymphos1

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

ermmm that would be me redface

ops: :oops:

Unknown User

0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!!

NO NO its was ME Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!! not Misschief lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

davej

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!

Sgt_Bilko

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Quote by davej
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Missy

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bluddy ell, she must be rough :shock:
You shoulda held out for at least 20 Marlborough :?

davej

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Good Morning!
Please tell me you didn't pop round last night and take Mrs Bilko away? If you did then I need to know who that flabby, mature woman with cellulite is that's lying in my bed right now!! :? :? :? :? :?

Ha!!.......not so keen now are ya!.........you nicked her.....you keep her!
But I sold her for 2 camels!! :? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
which I ended up with and in all honesty, have less cellulite, slightly less body hair and provided I give em a tube of Trebor mints to chew at bedtime, ain't that bad to sleep with. Admittedly they have a habit of spitting, but for someone who rolls his own fags and is so lazy that wetting the gummed paper is hard work, I can only see that as another advantage.

Unknown User

0 likes 9 Aug 2005

serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie

meat2pleaseu

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Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie

no, she just hasn't finished digging the escape tunnel yet

Sgt_Bilko

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Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie

No!! I sold Davej's wife for 2 camels!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42263.html
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

davej

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Quote by LisaMarie
serjant bilko,
If my hubbie offered to sell me for two camels (how ever jokingly) I'd go stark staring
mad. you are a lucky man.
She must love you to pieces.
I would have to hold out for a few more than that.
and I have a little cellulite.
lisamarie

lisamarie, he didn't sell his missus, he sold mine and got a pretty good price in my opinion. She has a wooden leg you see and as such, is shit hot when it comes to putting out the bedding plants, but thats little compensation for the disadvatages

Unknown User

0 likes 9 Aug 2005

You to are so funny
Its a pleasure to be around here to read all the fun that is going on.
I cant wait to meet you all at the munch.
Sounds like its going to be fun. and meat-for -pleasure thanks again
for the avitar resizer I've managed to put pics on my guitar forum now.
I've been a member there for 3 years and now everyone knows what
I look like.
and no its not the pic I've got on here boys lol
Lisamarie

meat2pleaseu

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Quote by LisaMarie
You to are so funny
Its a pleasure to be around here to read all the fun that is going on.
I cant wait to meet you all at the munch.
Sounds like its going to be fun. and meat-for -pleasure thanks again
for the avitar resizer I've managed to put pics on my guitar forum now.
I've been a member there for 3 years and now everyone knows what
I look like.
and no its not the pic I've got on here boys lol
Lisamarie

glad to be of service, especially for that picture silly

hwoar:

Happy__Cat

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0 likes 9 Aug 2005

What picture??????????????