Certification

29 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment

No it's not steep, as all goldfish only swim on the level. Very rarely do they swim uphill.
As for Davej's missing shoe! How the hell are you going to find it??
Is there tomato sauce in the Pilchards?

29 Nov 2004

ops: :oops:
Ahem, cough, cough, sorry to disturb you all but i'm fast approaching 100 posts, surely i qualify for certification now confused

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Mark

29 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
dave i don't care about your insane shoe care regimes . . . i'm more intrigued by this statement . .
...and as for my hair...whoooo...huge head of hair all frizzy and past my shoulders, with these huge thick sideburns all the way down to nearly the corners of my mouth.....it was very trendy then but looking back it just looks like I've got two squirrel's sitting on me face

leaving aside the trendiness or otherwise of wearing squirrels as facial adornments, i'm just stunned at the idea that you ever actually had hair at all? :shock:
but surely it's not a good look for an east end gangster? though i can see how it might confuse the old bill looking for yer hardened criminal mastermind and finding a flying collared loon pant wearing hippy instead? dunno

neil x x x :P
I'm telling ya mate .....bloody chalk and cheese me, I wasn't always this bloody offensive to look at, I was a rather handsome child and youth, nice looking, slender waisted young man, thick head of hair, lean and atheletic, light on me feet type of look..........how I went from that, to getting a face that looks like it caught fire and was put out with a shovel and a body shape thats normally seen being backed in, between the shafts of a cart, I will never know :dunno:

29 Nov 2004

Mr Dj Siiirrrrrr.
Do you use a punka walla to get a shine like a mirror on your shoes confused

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29 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Mr Dj Siiirrrrrr.
Do you use a punka walla to get a shine like a mirror on your shoes :

nope........... just mrs davej

30 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
.................. light on me feet type of look.............

As in "Light in the loafers"? confused

:? :? :shock:

Quote by davej
Mr Dj Siiirrrrrr.
Do you use a punka walla to get a shine like a mirror on your shoes :?:

nope........... just mrs davej
Why can I see one of the local "grasses" sitting in a corner of Mr. J's front room, pulling a rope that's attached to an overhead fan a-la It Ain't 'alf Hot Mum.

30 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment

I know it looks as though I've got a shoe missing Warwick, but the reality is that I only ever wear one shoe from the pair at a time.
The pictured shoe, is my current favourite style from my favourite maker, the problem is that the shoe maker that I prefer, changes their shoe designs each season so what was in fashion last year, is generally unavailable the next.I have found this particularly annoying in the past especially when I've got some shoes that I really like, so this time I bought two pairs of the shoe shown in the avatar. To prolong their life even further and in the interest of thrift (these shoes aint cheap) I wear one shoe from one box and one shoe from the other box and alternate between the two boxes week about, thus doubling the usefull life of the shoe, hence only showing the one shoe in my avatar because if I showed two shoes in the picture what I would be showing in reality is two, one half's, of a pair... :smug:
lol

Had to read that about 3 times to understand what you were saying!!

30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment

I know it looks as though I've got a shoe missing Warwick, but the reality is that I only ever wear one shoe from the pair at a time.
The pictured shoe, is my current favourite style from my favourite maker, the problem is that the shoe maker that I prefer, changes their shoe designs each season so what was in fashion last year, is generally unavailable the next.I have found this particularly annoying in the past especially when I've got some shoes that I really like, so this time I bought two pairs of the shoe shown in the avatar. To prolong their life even further and in the interest of thrift (these shoes aint cheap) I wear one shoe from one box and one shoe from the other box and alternate between the two boxes week about, thus doubling the usefull life of the shoe, hence only showing the one shoe in my avatar because if I showed two shoes in the picture what I would be showing in reality is two, one half's, of a pair... :smug:
lol

Had to read that about 3 times to understand what you were saying!!
don't worry andy!
some of us have been here bloody months, and have even met mr davej sir ((( in joke! ;) ))) IRL, and do you think we have a clue what he's bloody on about? dunno

the simple answer is no! not a feckin' clue! loon

we've established that goldfish are official SH currency, but more than that we just can't say? ;)
n x x x x ;)

30 Nov 2004

Cheers Neil, glad to know i am not alone - is that from the x - files or something?
Sleep depravation is starting to hit home!!

30 Nov 2004

OMG - I was verified on the very first page of this thread a week last Friday - the lovely MQ backed me up for it and Warwick gave me my verification - but I neglected to put it on my doo-dah - as careless of me as the most careless whisper by a careless whisperer!
Does this mean I have to be re-verified?
I reckon I can rise to the occasion - but can anybody help me through the situation? :shock:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Cheers Neil, glad to know i am not alone - is that from the x - files or something?
Sleep depravation is starting to hit home!!

what the goldfish thing? well . . . .
. . . in a word, no! it's nothing so mundane as the x-files . . .
once upon a time, there was this thread
as you can see, one of our super-hero / secret service type members got it into his head to try and train goldfish to do the ironing . . .
obviously it was a complete disaster! these domestically skilled super-goldfish escaped from their bowls, and since then SH has been battling these highly trained goldfish, who clearly are now using their ironing talents in a ruthless attempt to take over the world! personally i blame them GM crops and stuff! oh and Easy obviously! loon

anyways . . . to cut a long story short . . . a superior goldfish, whether capable of ironing, or just yer run of the mill pretty goldfish, is now standard SH currency, given that any mention of cash is gonna get you banned outright! i myself was sold as a sex slave some months ago for a mere 6 pretty goldfish and a tank! i mean can you adam and eve it?
i hope that's cleared up the whole goldfish issue for you?
glad to help! ;)
neil x x x :P
p.s. is anyone beginning to understand the point of this thread? beware the loons!

30 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
....................... i myself was sold as a sex slave some months ago for a mere 6 pretty goldfish and a tank! i mean can you adam and eve it?

Not quite true though is it Neil. IIRC Blue still hasn't had delivery of her winning item, 1, slightly used, but still servicable, base-model Neilinleeds.
If she has I want my 3 goldfish back that I paid her for an mPeg of the first time she took you "out for a spin". evil

:evil: :evil: lol

:lol: :lol:

30 Nov 2004

OK, I think it's about time I got myself certified...
1 certification ordered for flapjackboy :shock:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
I want my 3 goldfish back that I paid her for an mPeg of the first time she took you "out for a spin". :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol:

NIL is not a bleeding washing machine don'tcha know :shock:

30 Nov 2004

glad to see the bollox continues lol

Dawn there are three new fruitloops in need of certification when youve got a mo honey :lol:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
NIL is not a bleeding washing machine don'tcha know :shock:

In that case I also want my shirts and undergarments back Neil. evil

:evil: :evil:
And the bloody goldfish you charged me as well. :evil: :evil:

30 Nov 2004

Would any one like to certify me?????

30 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Dawn there are three new fruitloops in need of certification when youve got a mo honey

Bloody hell :shock: Whats a girl got to do to get a day off around here dunno

warwick
Down_Mods
Ms Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
shireen-steve
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
davej(removed and added so a difinate fruitloop)AKA Rupert aka whinge
Fun365
Kenluvslucy (accepted as certified by warwick)
tallnhairy
HornyBear
iain_nw
fabio grooverider
Mrs RSAB
Mr RSAB
Clare_Lincs
Steve_Lincs
Alexandra
warwick
Jas_Tim
jah2uk aka colin
Roi Laypseaka Re-Lapse
Jags
Dambuster
melons
MUTTLEY
Molly
westerross(flirtified rolleyes

) AKA Dent-U-Stick
Corrie AKA Street
neilinleeds(certified by his bollox in private) :shock:
the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCple
LadyFeeBee and the Laird (certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
neilinleeds
Mark1964swindon
AndyS-NE
flapjackboy
pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Any more fruitloops I've missed confused

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Dawn :silly:

30 Nov 2004

No rest for the nipples!!OOOpps I mean wicked :shock:
Sorry eyes were diverted for a mo there redface

30 Nov 2004

Certification is in need for me :twisted: ....please some1 vertify or certify me...

30 Nov 2004

Me me me me I'll cetify Hugs been dying to for ages!!!!!!

30 Nov 2004

Buttersss your time wil come and soon me thinks :twisted: ...

30 Nov 2004

I am so proud of my Certification!!! My joy knows no bounds!!! :silly: :bounce: :bounce:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bloody hell :shock: Whats a girl got to do to get a day off around here

Answers in a PM to Dawn_Mids please. wink

:P

:lol: :lol:

30 Nov 2004

I am with my cetification.

30 Nov 2004

Quote by easy

Bloody hell :shock: Whats a girl got to do to get a day off around here

Answers in a PM to Dawn_Mids please. wink

:P

:lol: :lol:
Piss off flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Nov 2004

hugs what about me? Can myself and butters share perhaps?

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Bloody hell :shock: Whats a girl got to do to get a day off around here

Answers in a PM to Dawn_Mids please. wink

:P

:lol: :lol:
Piss off flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right..... I had a very :twisted: suggestion, but you've blown that now (pardon the pun). evil

:evil: :evil:
No PM for you young lady.....

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: (and there'll be non of those either... :rude: )
*jumps into Neils now neglected old strop and flounces off*

30 Nov 2004

No idea where warwick is Hugs but I'll certify you with pleasure lol

warwick
Down_Mods
Ms Blinko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
shireen-steve
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
davej(removed and added so a difinate fruitloop)AKA Rupert aka whinge
Fun365
Kenluvslucy (accepted as certified by warwick)
tallnhairy
HornyBear
iain_nw
fabio grooverider
Mrs RSAB
Mr RSAB
Clare_Lincs
Steve_Lincs
Alexandra
warwick
Jas_Tim
jah2uk aka colin
Roi Laypseaka Re-Lapse
Jags
Dambuster
melons
MUTTLEY
Molly
westerross(flirtified rolleyes

) AKA Dent-U-Stick
Corrie AKA Street
neilinleeds(certified by his bollox in private) :shock:
the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCple
LadyFeeBee and the Laird (certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
neilinleeds
Mark1964swindon
AndyS-NE
flapjackboy
pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
givemeahug
Dawn :shock:

30 Nov 2004

Quote by easy

Bloody hell :shock: Whats a girl got to do to get a day off around here

Answers in a PM to Dawn_Mids please. wink

:P

:lol: :lol:
Piss off flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right..... I had a very :twisted: suggestion, but you've blown that now (pardon the pun). evil

:evil: :evil:
No PM for you young lady.....

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: (and there'll be non of those either... :rude: )
*jumps into Neils now neglected old strop and flounces off*
Flounce all you like, you will be back. You like my :twisted: pms too much :giggle:
Dawn :silly: