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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Flounce all you like, you will be back. You like my :twisted: pms too much :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

I have willpower........................ :smug:
*starts sweating......* :uhoh:
Sorry I wasnt here Dawn
Thankyou for looking after the little blighter in my abscence lol
it seems to have developed something of a life of its own rolleyes
With apologies to Lilly the Pink
I give you the certification anthem
( Chorus)
We ll drink a drink a drink
to Dawn mids the mids the mids
the saviour of this stupid thread
she kept thelist of certification
with applications in every case
verse
heres a story, a little bit gory
a little bit happy.a little bit mad
its about Dawn the mids
and her various postings
and how it drove her to be bad
(chorus)
verse
Loony easy was very sure
he was the maddest man in the ta ha houn
lost his brain cell with silly posting
now he gibbers on the ground
(chorus)
verse
davej the southern gangster
could blow safes all ah ro hound
polished his bald headwhile posting
now he milks hedgehogs for a cro ho houn
(chorus)
Mark the geezer thought he was Morrisey
so they put him in a ho ho home
they gave him admin powers
now hes the boss man of his own
(chorus)
(slowly)
Dawn mids posted in heaven
all the forums they did si hi hing
she took her medicinal compound
now she sees the goldfish swi hi hing
Chorus to fade
buggrer im nackered now off for a lie down lol
I can't type for laughing
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kiss warwick
Dawn :shock:
*wanders off to change her knickers
Warwick come on own up which one of you three wrote that.
Or was it a combine effort.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
we did a verse each lol
feel free to add any additional verses :lol:
I'd like to nominate the lunatic irish man Riff Raff for certification please.
I have tons of evidence of emoticon abuse if required lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Sorry Ive had to dust the cobwebbs off this old nugget as I have noticed Rainbows has not yet been certified :shock:
having read her recent contribution to the Forum I feel this is an oversite which needs putting right
So Rainbows you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo Certified (tm warwick)
Quote by warwick
Sorry Ive had to dust the cobwebbs off this old nugget as I have noticed Rainbows has not yet been certified :shock:
having read her recent contribution to the Forum I feel this is an oversite which needs putting right
So Rainbows you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo Certified (tm warwick)

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
passionkiss

Nice new avatar Warwick. You been tring to teach your doberman to walk on it's find legs and wear a wig again... :P lol :lol: (sorry...couldn't resist)
btw how did your date go? biggrin
Butter splish harlem fork pottle wattle! Yentil smarf boink hurmph?
Do noodle plump brampton bungle sonar smurfing fonzy, dental marsh stump und vulva?
Quote by BigDanny12999
Butter splish harlem fork pottle wattle! Yentil smarf boink hurmph?
Do noodle plump brampton bungle sonar smurfing fonzy, dental marsh stump und vulva?

No cigar, mate.
What do i have to do to be certified wink
Quote by warwick
Sorry Ive had to dust the cobwebbs off this old nugget as I have noticed Rainbows has not yet been certified :shock:
having read her recent contribution to the Forum I feel this is an oversite which needs putting right
So Rainbows you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo Certified (tm warwick)

Warwick what are you doing to me :shock: Honest to goodness rolleyes I have to drag the soddin list up again now mad
warwick
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Rainbows
Dawn :roll:
I note that only 2 of the Warwicks are certified. I believe the third one should be, too. Am I right or am I riight?
Oh Dawn Im soooooooo sorry but its Rainbows fault honest
ps love the pretty way you did rainbows lol
creep creep
Quote by warwick
ps love the pretty way you did rainbows lol
creep creep

Thank you easy, I mean warwick :shock: You've changed avatar again :shock:
No stopping you now is there. Before long we will have your body parts showing (hopefully)
Dawn :giggle:
Do we qualify to be certified just because we keep coming back to the madhouse?
Bev
xx
Do you ever wish youd never started something confused:
Freckles you and Mr Fb are surely certifiable :P
Now Im gonna hide because Dawn is so going to beat me up :cry:
Ps Dawn anytime you want although I am sure you will be disapointed
Quote by warwick
Oh Dawn Im soooooooo sorry but its Rainbows fault honest
ps love the pretty way you did rainbows lol
creep creep

rolleyes rotflmao
You'll have to do MUCH better than that to get in Dawns good books.
Charming, I've been here all this time and had to wait, he joins 2 days ago and he's certified straight away. Bloody favouritism that. Or is it sexism?
Ta though lol
Bev
xx
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(flirtified rolleyes ) AKA Dent-U-Stick
Corrie AKA Street
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the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCple
LadyFeeBee and the Laird
(certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
neilinleeds
Mark1964swindon
AndyS-NE
flapjackboy
pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
givemeahug

Rainbows
freckledbird
Mr FB
(at a later date)
Dawn :roll:
Quote by warwick
love the pretty way you did rainbows lol

So did Rainbows :twisted: :twisted:
I want to be certified...I do.
I think that being certified within this community of certifiables would certainly be a thing to be proud of.
As a certifiable male I feel discriminated as are most minorities in this country and want to know that I am not alone.
please certify me. I want to be certified. Yes I do.
loon
Certify Me, Me, Me,
I only came in here for a balm cake and now look what you've made me do! I want that one. you know it makes nonsense please certify me rolleyes
How come Clare_Lincs got a double entry? Can I be doubley entered too?
Quote by marmalaid
How come Clare_Lincs got a double entry? Can I be doubley entered too?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I watch?
Quote by marmalaid
How come Clare_Lincs got a double entry? Can I be doubley entered too?

Neilinleeds too!!!!
That jammy sod gets all the fun ;)
C x
Oh my
I'm not on the list!!!!
who do I have to bribe?
lol
i dont need certifying im mad as a box of frogs just trust me , mention my name to my friends and watch them go RUN FORREST RUN!!!!