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Certification

Quote by warwick
nope not putting a list up. If anyone can be arsed to troll through this thread and do so theyre welcome but its too much for me lol

The things I do for you warwick are getting beyond a joke mad
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Please certify me someone ... beginning to feel like an outsider with no verification and no certification and no masturba .... hang on I can sort that last one out at least rolleyes
Can I apply on behalf of Morbius too? Poor bloke won't be home until after 5 sad (especially now seeing as I am supposed to be picking him up and I'm sat here :!: )
Calista would prefer a hump but will settle for a :shock:
havent got a weird category So youll have to make do with being certified lol
Dawns gonna bloody kill me thats another three :cry:
Quote by Calista
Calista would prefer a hump but will settle for a :shock:

Here you go then Calista, just for you. :shock:
ERMM excuse me Dawn honey (creep creep) could you in any way pretty please add Morbius and Calista please :shock: :shock:
Quote by warwick
nope not putting a list up. If anyone can be arsed to troll through this thread and do so theyre welcome but its too much for me lol

The things I do for you warwick are getting beyond a joke mad
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman

Roll on 5 pm cos I should be working :lol:
You owe me warwick :x biggrin
I`d like to certify the third Warwick if I may?
Venusxxx
Venus mad
you bugger Im in enough trouble with Dawn already :x
Dawn hunny, you know that list you've drawn up. Could it be in some sort of order as to look at it just resembles a list.
Perhaps height and foot size would be good.
Failing that how about an order so it has a funny sentance with all the First letters of everybodies name.
Come on hunny, I know you can do better than that.
Quote by warwick
nope not putting a list up. If anyone can be arsed to troll through this thread and do so theyre welcome but its too much for me lol

The things I do for you warwick are getting beyond a joke mad
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Quote by mattmoleman
Dawn hunny, you know that list you've drawn up. Could it be in some sort of order as to look at it just resembles a list.
Perhaps height and foot size would be good.
Failing that how about an order so it has a funny sentance with all the First letters of everybodies name.
Come on hunny, I know you can do better than that.

Go shove it up you ar..................oops redface
I am doing the list in order of certification which seems very fair to me :shock:
Dawn :silly:
I'd like to be certified, I should have been years ago! Instead they just give me tablets and keep on saying to me everything will be all right! confused I want to go back to my cell now and lie down! Please? sad
LC wink
Im in more trouble now
Lc is a no brainer
sorry Dawn redface
Quote by VenusnMars
I`d like to certify the third Warwick if I may?
Venusxxx

He shouldn't be too hard to find. Warwick #1 is covered in extinguisher foam still..... redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: bolt
So just look for a Warwick that isn't, that smells fo unleaded and you'll have your man. wink
What about WBB?! I`m definately certifying WBB (Wherever she is?)
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman

Calista would prefer a hump but will settle for a :shock:

Here you go then Calista, just for you. :shock:
fank choo
goes off and plays with her new :shock:
erm .... doesn't do much does it???? does it need feeding and watering??? wll it leave home at age 16?????
WARWICK mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
Look mate, it ain't that difficult... I can do the list and I is a blonde.
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
Quote by Calista

Calista would prefer a hump but will settle for a :shock:

Here you go then Calista, just for you. :shock:
fank choo
goes off and plays with her new :shock:
erm .... doesn't do much does it???? does it need feeding and watering??? wll it leave home at age 16?????
Personnally Calista, that :shock: has been bad luck for me for years. I was looking to get rid of that blighter for ages.
Thanks babe....
wbb and warwick
im digging an even bigger hole here redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by warwick
wbb and warwick
im digging an even bigger hole here redface surprisedops: :oops:

Well it was my turn to pay next time but I have a feeling thats changed mad
warwick
Dawn_Mids
Sgt_Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
its a deal
I have created a monster :shock:
next time I have a bright bloody idea Ill keep it to myself mad
It`s not a monster til it reaches 39 pages :twisted:
Bump
Bump
Bump
Venusxxx
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dont do it Venus :shock:
Dawn ll have me guts for garters :cry:
just let it go in a dignified manner lol
Quote by warwick
Reese :shock:
IcePie :shock:
Butters is that a promise confused:

Of cause hun! as long as you can get here before 5pm today! rotflmao
umm dont think even I can drive that fast Butters lol
Quote by warwick
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dont do it Venus :shock:
Dawn ll have me guts for garters :cry:
just let it go in a dignified manner lol

Awww Warwick, you mustn`t panic, I`ll be good! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx