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butters999999
Orgasminator
Ok hun as it's you i'll extend it to any afternoon next week xxxx
warwick
Sex God
Right o Butters :twisted:
quick Dawn I forgot davej and only 3 minutes to go oh and Fun365 :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
What about Bobby Darrin? rotflmao
warwick
Sex God
two minutes to go
oh and just to keep Ice happy Bobby Darrin :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
He thanks you from the heart of his bottom. biggrin
Dawnie
Sex God
Oh warwick warwick warwick you are so pushing your luck now mad
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Sex God
Times up
If you havent been certified you aint gonna be
this thread is officially closed for refurbishment wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Times up
If you havent been certified you aint gonna be
this thread is officially closed for refurbishment wink

Thank fLuck for that rolleyes
VenusnMars
Sex God
Ohhhhhhh, I see how it is! Only those who don`t work nine to five can certify, or those lucky enough to have an office job! mad :x :x
Well, I am in protest!
I intend to make a stand for the working masses!
MANUAL LABOURERS UNITE!
Venusxxx
easy
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
It`s not a monster til it reaches 39 pages :twisted:
Bump
Bump
Bump
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao:
I can't believe you guys forgot....
Tune Essence
Alexandra
Corrie.
And Foxylady123... ( redface smackbottom surprisedops: )
sad :( :( :( now they'll never be certified.... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
easy
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Ohhhhhhh, I see how it is! Only those who don`t work nine to five can certify, or those lucky enough to have an office job! mad :x :x
Well, I am in protest!
I intend to make a stand for the working masses!
MANUAL LABOURERS UNITE!
Venusxxx

I'm with Venus on this. It's bluddy discrimination is what it is. evil
I demand a Warwick with a clipboard to stand next to the tea machine and take names of latecumers (sp? confused lol ) who may be certifiable or it's off to the European courts for you m'laddo. :evil: :evil:
mellow
Master of Sex
so, if unfortunate enough to miss it, can we have a house call for personal verification???
Calista
Sex God
Quote by easy
Ohhhhhhh, I see how it is! Only those who don`t work nine to five can certify, or those lucky enough to have an office job! mad :x :x
Well, I am in protest!
I intend to make a stand for the working masses!
MANUAL LABOURERS UNITE!
Venusxxx

I'm with Venus on this. It's bluddy discrimination is what it is. evil
I demand a Warwick with a clipboard to stand next to the tea machine and take names of latecumers (sp? confused lol ) who may be certifiable or it's off to the European courts for you m'laddo. :evil: :evil:
Easy .... haven't you got your certification ???
(I planned ahead and got Morbius certified in his absence smile :) :) )
Kenluvslucy
Sexlightened
Quote by VenusnMars
Ohhhhhhh, I see how it is! Only those who don`t work nine to five can certify, or those lucky enough to have an office job! mad :x :x
Well, I am in protest!
I intend to make a stand for the working masses!
MANUAL LABOURERS UNITE!
Venusxxx

Hear hear!! After a days graft and 40 mile drive- I find (again) that we've missed out on important changes to the forum-- now if we had friends we could get certified------
easy
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Easy .... haven't you got your certification ???

Yep I'm all certified. :smug: If you read the first post I was one of the first certified.. biggrin :thumbup: confused
Quote by Calista
(I planned ahead and got Morbius certified in his absence smile :) :) )

If life was that simple eh? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by easy
(I planned ahead and got Morbius certified in his absence smile :) :) )

If life was that simple eh? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Awwww I'm gonna tell you said that !!!!!!!
I don't need to get him certified, I know he's a bit loon afterall he married me :shock:
tallnhairy
Sex God
Aww I spend all my spare time helping fellow SH members with artistic (or silly) avatars and miss out on certification, warwick how could you :cry:
Unknown User
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Well Steve and Shireen are bound to be there,goes without saying!!!

Erm....... What ya trying to say Clare???.... smackbottom
Snuggles up to Warwick and Dawn cause she has missed out on the 5pm deadline and wants to be certified wink
Shireen
xxx
Kenluvslucy
Sexlightened
Ok- what if us un-certified peeps certify each other (I wish---fnaarrr), then we'd be sortof certified--- wouldnt we?- Er?- Um?-----
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Snuggles up to Warwick and Dawn cause she has missed out on the 5pm deadline and wants to be certified wink
Shireen
xxx

Thats cheating Shireen, you know my soft spots lol
As nice as this is, I only made the list, warwick did the certifying so I don't know if I can sneak you on the list rolleyes
Dawn :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Thats cheating Shireen, you know my soft spots lol

And your point is??.... dunno :lol:
Bluddy (tm MISSCHIEF 2004) nice soft spots too I might add wink
Shireen
xxx
Dawnie
Sex God
Oh Shireen you were there all along, look..........
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Unknown User
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Ooohhh look so I was too.... Silly me.... Tsk tsk.... wink
Shireen :shock:
xxx
Kenluvslucy
Sexlightened
--( sobs quietly into his cappuchino)
Kenluvslucy
Sexlightened
--( and smudges the words in his dictionary)
davej
Sex God
Right who gave any of you permission to add me to a list eh?????
freedom of choice and all that stuff!!!!
hasn't it occured to any of you that I might not want to be certified again, especially as none of you lot have got the qualifications of the last panel I faced ..
....Davej refuses to be lumped in with this list of shoddy reprobates and demands to be added to a list of sensible people when it's compiled ...in the meantime take me of your elitist list of certified people and stick me on a more elitist list of sensible people.....which from what I've been reading includes me and....... eeerrmmm.......me :shock:
frogster
Sex God
Bloody glad I'm not........ would have buggered up me Avatar!
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by davej
Right who gave any of you permission to add me to a list eh?????
freedom of choice and all that stuff!!!!
hasn't it occured to any of you that I might not want to be certified again, especially as none of you lot have got the qualifications of the last panel I faced ..
....Davej refuses to be lumped in with this list of shoddy reprobates and demands to be added to a list of sensible people when it's compiled ...in the meantime take me of your elitist list of certified people and stick me on a more elitist list of sensible people.....which from what I've been reading includes me and....... eeerrmmm.......me :shock:

You miserable sod! We thought we were doing you a favour, what with you being anally challenged an all...........
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Venusxxx
davej
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Right who gave any of you permission to add me to a list eh?????
freedom of choice and all that stuff!!!!
hasn't it occured to any of you that I might not want to be certified again, especially as none of you lot have got the qualifications of the last panel I faced ..
....Davej refuses to be lumped in with this list of shoddy reprobates and demands to be added to a list of sensible people when it's compiled ...in the meantime take me of your elitist list of certified people and stick me on a more elitist list of sensible people.....which from what I've been reading includes me and....... eeerrmmm.......me :shock:

You miserable sod! We thought we were doing you a favour, what with you being anally challenged an all...........
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Venusxxx
Oi!!!!...less of the sod......old git yes......
eeermm moderators is Venus allowed to call me names without adding a nullifying wink or smile emoticon.....I'm hurt, a dagger to the heart I tell ya!!!!.....shan't post for another 5 minutes at least!!!!!
Dawnie
Sex God
Oh FFS davej
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Happy now???
Dawn :silly: