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Thats the second morning this week I've spat me crunchy oats rotflmao
Morning warwick
Dawn :shock:
morning hon
move over a little I cant read the paper lol
Bloody hell, how much space do you want mad
Quote by warwick
Right mad
first of all Mrj, you swan in here having not been able to make up your mind as to whether to be certified or not in the first place dressed as a priceless Ming vase
throwing your weight around and demanding to be called Rupert AKA FFS :x
well fluck off :shock:
and as for the rest of ya :x
thats it right Ive had enough you utter utter rolleyes

ooooooooooooooooooo stroppy bleeder that warwick eh? always thought he was a nice well mannered chap too! just how wrong can you be?
dawn?
i think you'll find that i have in fact been officially certified by Warwick ((( the nice one! ))) but i chose to do it via PM. don't need the whole world to know me business eh? if you'd be so kind as to add me to the list, i'd be very grateful! smile
n x x x ;)
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Thats the second morning this week I've spat me crunchy oats rotflmao
Morning warwick
Dawn :shock:

You need to change you morning cereal to a non spittable brand lol
You seem to loose a lot over the computer.
Bet your computer is well gooey by now. :lol:
Neil, sweetie, darling - bollox, pull the other one lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Re-Lapse
You need to change you morning cereal to a non spittable brand lol
You seem to loose a lot over the computer.
Bet your computer is well gooey by now. :lol:

I need to stop eating at me laptop!
Ian had to buy ne a new one a couple of months ago cos the other one was so fully of food it became a health hazard rolleyes
Dawn :silly:
much as I hate to admit it Dawn redface
man from Leeds speaks truth :shock:
hey theres a thought...NIl not talking bollox :shock:
an SH first lol
Here we so again rolleyes
warwick
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Bloody hell, this is getting out of control. Move over a bit warwick, I need a rest :twisted:
Dawn :shock:
:bounce:
If Im not certifiable, why am I here? To bring a little normality to the proceedings of course (or Iv no idea whats going on confused )
Quote by warwick
Right mad
first of all Mrj, you swan in here having not been able to make up your mind as to whether to be certified or not in the first place dressed as a priceless Ming vase
throwing your weight around and demanding to be called Rupert AKA FFS :x
well fluck off :shock:
and as for the rest of ya :x
thats it right Ive had enough you utter utter rolleyes
I nom,inate the Sarge to carry on the good work as Dawn and I are exhausted so were off to bed :shock:

OOOHH! touchy or what ?......the truths coming out now then ...started off nice and amiable, but now he has his feet under the table the true warwick floats to the top...well at least one of em does...don't trust him Dawn oh and don't trust him and him as well...
and the pair of you can pack up all this going back to bed lark ...get your tardy arses back into the certification office.....three bloody days I've been on the list, but have I seen my certificate to say I'm certificated?
NO!!
Not a sign of it.....I've been out and got myself a nice picture frame and a packet of hooks to hang it on the wall, moved my certificates for level one Samba and Foxtrot from the Petula Winstanly School of Dance,so lets be having it.
davej mad
moan
whinge
moan
whinge
whinge
moan
FFS :x
Do you realize howclose it is to Crimbo FFs :x
do you know the trouble Down Mods and I are having with the printers confused:
do you know the aggro we are getting off the post office
do you know how hard were working
weell do ya hey :x
Dawn be a love and pull the quilt up a tad hun and Il get you another choccie and some more Baileys lol
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Dawn be a love and pull the quilt up a tad hun and Il get you another choccie and some more Baileys lol

God this has been good warwick. Can we stay in bed all day Thursday of next week, or any other day. I could make a habbit out of this :lol:
Dawn
suits me
ill go and get us a hot chocolate and then we can watch ready steady cook confused
Quote by warwick
suits me
ill go and get us a hot chocolate and then we can watch ready steady Fuck confused

warwick :shock: you need to check your spelling before you press the submit button lol
Dawn :silly:
lol :lol: :lol:
tease :lol: coffee all over the buddy monitor now :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
what do i need to do
any1 willing to certifi the little green whore on tour
Well I certify that im certifiable and can you certify me? confused There are number of ppl on the list who I have met and others who I have PM'd with who can certify that im fairly quiet but barking mad :twisted: Someone else calls me a mad puppy, woof woof, woof woof woof (for those Kellys Heroes fans wink )
I know its Friday and all that Dawn but it seems we have some new fruitbats arriving lol
Ok don't nag me rolleyes I've just got in so give me a minute to make the bed warwick and I'll be with you lol
Right, where was I confused:
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Is that it for today cos I really need to do some work :roll:
Dawn :shock:
cheers Dawn
incidentally you havent tucked that corner in properly lol
Well don't be so eager to get back in it and I'll finish it off biggrin
Dawn :silly:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thankyou muchly Roi Laypse perhaps thatll keep Mrj happy for a while cool
That will never happen now will it. :shock:
rotflmao Re-Lapse you nutter lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
kiss
Dawn :silly:
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rotflmao Re-Lapse you nutter lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
kiss
Dawn :silly:

That's why I'm here, don'tcha know :lol: :lol: