Certification

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Write 1000 lines.
I MUST TRY HARDER

Iv been certified??????? :doh: nooooooo, Im sain, sain I tell you!
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How many's that????

26 Nov 2004

Not enough :giggle:

26 Nov 2004

haaa haaaa hhhaaaahaahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehehehe hee
burble foop and steruff.
with a ping and a pang and ying zeng spillip
wuff wuff
muttley. xxxxxx
you are all mad !!! rolleyes

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Not enough :giggle:

NOOOOOOOOO, Im geting rsi and my I M U S T H A R D E O B N L buttons are wearing thin!!!!

Quote by gjackson5wanadoocoukfs
haaa haaaa hhhaaaahaahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehehehe hee
burble foop and steruff.
with a ping and a pang and ying zeng spillip
wuff wuff
muttley. xxxxxx
you are all mad !!!

:shock: gjackson5wanadoocoukfs your rather a mothfull!!!..........with a name like that Im going all hot under the collar redface

26 Nov 2004

die thread die :shock:

26 Nov 2004

I have missed a big something here!!
Could somebody please explain briefly (to me) what this thread is about?

26 Nov 2004

no havent got a clue confused

26 Nov 2004

What thread

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
What thread

:shock: That reminds me, Iv some sewing to do :shock:

26 Nov 2004

warwick, who said you could get out the bed confused

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Dawn :shock:

26 Nov 2004

ooooops sorry redface

26 Nov 2004

I should think so

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

26 Nov 2004

OMG - I've just read the whole thread.
If I wasn't mad before I certainly am now OO00oo...
SA
XXX

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse

Ah re-lapse at last something for me to hang on my wall......my parents are gonna be so proud when they see it......

27 Nov 2004

Sorry warwick but sometimes a girl just has to take control lol

warwick
Down_Mods
Ms Bilko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
shireen-steve
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
davej(removed and added so a difinate fruitloop)AKA Rupert aka whinge
Fun365
Kenluvslucy (accepted as certified by warwick)
tallnhairy
HornyBear
iain_nw
fabio grooverider
Mrs RSAB
Mr RSAB
Clare_Lincs
Steve_Lincs
Alexandra
warwick
Jas_Tim
jah2uk aka colin
Roi Laypseaka Re-Lapse
Jags
Dambuster
melons
MUTTLEY
Molly
westerross(flirtified rolleyes

) AKA Dent-U-Stick
Corrie AKA Street
neilinleeds(certified by his bollox in private) :shock:
the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCpe
LadyFeeBee and the Laird (certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
Dawn :shock:

27 Nov 2004

why arent you in bed confused

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actually why am i still at work :idea:

27 Nov 2004

Thought I was seeing things then :shock: What the hell are you doing here???
Nice to see you though kiss

Dawn :shock:

27 Nov 2004

*goes off to find out why care-in-the-community hasn't picked at least one of the Warwicks up*

27 Nov 2004

friends I am actually sad bugger though I am ..still working :cry:
started at 9 this morning :cry:

27 Nov 2004

Well if you had stayed working and not posting your drivel on here all day you'd be in a warm bed by now rolleyes

Night night biggrin

Dawn :silly:

27 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well if you had stayed working and not posting your drivel on here all day you'd be in a warm bed by now
Night night
Dawn :silly:

Harsh....................... but fair. lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Nov 2004

Davej
I can supply frames as well (at a small fee).
So the certificate will look very pretty in place of your wedding photo.
lol

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28 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Davej
I can supply frames as well (at a small fee).
So the certificate will look very pretty in place of your wedding photo.
:lol:

re-lapse our cats arsehole looks better than my wedding pictures.....28 years ago now...late 70's.
I.m dressed in a suit where the trousers are so wide at the bottom it was a waste of time having shoes cos you can't see them, I look like I'm gonna hoover the yad with them.
The shirt has got what they called jumbo collars on it, honestly they nigh on stick out further than my shoulders. I'm bloody sure we could have saved the plastic stiffeners from tham and recycled em as breakfast trays.
the knot in my tie is sooooo big that it's like sticking your fist under your chin, you couldn't look down with it being so big, I had to get someone else to tie the shoe laces on the shoes that I didn't need ...
...and as for my hair...whoooo...huge head of hair all frizzy and past my shoulders, with these huge thick sideburns all the way down to nearly the corners of my mouth.....it was very trendy then but looking back it just looks like I've got two squirrel's sitting on me face,

28 Nov 2004

So a nice shiney frame, encompassing a well earned certificate of stupidity would be an added bonus to your sideboard.

29 Nov 2004

how much are the frames confused

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29 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
how much are the frames :

At least a medium sized goldfish.

29 Nov 2004

blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment confused

29 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment

I know it looks as though I've got a shoe missing Warwick, but the reality is that I only ever wear one shoe from the pair at a time.
The pictured shoe, is my current favourite style from my favourite maker, the problem is that the shoe maker that I prefer, changes their shoe designs each season so what was in fashion last year, is generally unavailable the next.I have found this particularly annoying in the past especially when I've got some shoes that I really like, so this time I bought two pairs of the shoe shown in the avatar. To prolong their life even further and in the interest of thrift (these shoes aint cheap) I wear one shoe from one box and one shoe from the other box and alternate between the two boxes week about, thus doubling the usefull life of the shoe, hence only showing the one shoe in my avatar because if I showed two shoes in the picture what I would be showing in reality is two, one half's, of a pair... :smug:

29 Nov 2004

dave i don't care about your insane shoe care regimes . . . i'm more intrigued by this statement . .

...and as for my hair...whoooo...huge head of hair all frizzy and past my shoulders, with these huge thick sideburns all the way down to nearly the corners of my mouth.....it was very trendy then but looking back it just looks like I've got two squirrel's sitting on me face

leaving aside the trendiness or otherwise of wearing squirrels as facial adornments, i'm just stunned at the idea that you ever actually had hair at all? :shock:
but surely it's not a good look for an east end gangster? though i can see how it might confuse the old bill looking for yer hardened criminal mastermind and finding a flying collared loon pant wearing hippy instead? dunno

neil x x x :P