I mean that's just not normal is it???
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Quote by Calista
How come Clare_Lincs got a double entry? Can I be doubley entered too?
Neilinleeds too!!!!
That jammy sod gets all the fun ;)
C x
when? :shock: don't tell me i had fun again and missed it? gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!! bloody stupid pooters!
n x x x ;)
p.s.
for calista just cos i felt like it! 
who knows when i'll have chance again? 
;) Quote by neilinleeds
How come Clare_Lincs got a double entry? Can I be doubley entered too?
Neilinleeds too!!!!
That jammy sod gets all the fun ;)
C x
when? :shock: don't tell me i had fun again and missed it? gggrrrrrrrrrr!!!! bloody stupid pooters!
n x x x ;)
p.s.
for calista just cos i felt like it! who knows when i'll have chance again? ;)
assionkiss: back and one for saving :passionkiss: ... honey when you want to try irl :twisted: you know where my PM box is :giggle:
C x
Sex God
oh and i'm posting again for the hell of it cos i feel deprived . . .
erm . . . rachel-lane? you look UNCANNILY like my ex g/f in that avatar. now i can't quite work out if that's a good thing or not? on the one hand, i could go off and sob into me beer about lost loves and all that malarkey, on the other, i could find it strangely arousing? ;)
n x x x ;)
erm . . . rachel-lane? you look UNCANNILY like my ex g/f in that avatar. now i can't quite work out if that's a good thing or not? on the one hand, i could go off and sob into me beer about lost loves and all that malarkey, on the other, i could find it strangely arousing?
;)n x x x ;)
Orgasminator
how do you get certified i want to be please 
Casanova
Quote by les_southwest
how do you get certified i want to be please
you have to pay the entrance fee of 4 goldfish to each warwick, which must be ceremoniously wibbled. The wibbling must be verified by at least 3 mods who must be sexually satisfied or bribed accordingly (Bilkos daft, he can be bribed with anything shiney)
Then follows the traditional "Black-Balling" performed by blue :kick:
you will then be painted green and must live in a cave for a year eating only Jaffa-Cakes reciting the mantra "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly:
Warwick removes the pencils from his nostrils and the M and S y fronts from his head and stands to attention carefully taking his foot out of the bucket of frog spawn, takes a deep breath and a moments contemplation then ..........yells
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop it now this thread must die 
then carefully replaces the pencils yfronts and steps ceremoniously back into the bucket
"ok carry on chaps "
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop it now
this thread must die then carefully replaces the pencils yfronts and steps ceremoniously back into the bucket
"ok carry on chaps "
Orgasminator
verify me sexy steph knows me
Quote by warwick
Warwick removes the pencils from his nostrils and the M and S y fronts from his head and stands to attention carefully taking his foot out of the bucket of frog spawn, takes a deep breath and a moments contemplation
Warwick I just spat half my sarnie over my lap top laughing at that. I never thought your posts could ever get any worse but this has to be a classic
:lol: :lol: Glad to be of service
You though are a very very naughty girl (or so I hope :lol: ) for bumping this nonsense up again :shock:
Is this noe the longest running thread
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Will it soon be eligible to appear on antiques roadshow
Ah yes a classic early edition of SH bollox, much sought after by serious collectors, If it was put up at auction it could fetch between 12 and 14 Goldfish, but we would suggest a reserve of 10 and a nice bowl :roll:
get off nurse its not time yet
You though are a very very naughty girl (or so I hope :lol: ) for bumping this nonsense up again :shock:
Is this noe the longest running thread
: Will it soon be eligible to appear on antiques roadshow
Ah yes a classic early edition of SH bollox, much sought after by serious collectors, If it was put up at auction it could fetch between 12 and 14 Goldfish, but we would suggest a reserve of 10 and a nice bowl :roll:
get off nurse its not time yet
Quote by les_southwest
verify me sexy steph knows me
:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:no no no ... this is not the verification thread and we'll have none of that malarkey thank you!!!!! Are you trying to kill us all off ????
Repeat after me " This is the certification thread ~ I must not say the V word ever again"
Repeat it 100 times and then ask the right question!!!!!! oh and a please wouldn't go amiss!
;)
C x
Quote by warwick
I shall have to put you across my knee young lady
now theres a thought
sorry Dawn random thought
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by warwick
are you going to get round to updating the list only i think you should as punishment in part :shock:
Make me :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Orgasminator
very sorry cllista stood in the corner now with a dunces hat on :cry:
Warwick I've found your list
So far these people are certified as fruit loops
warwick
Down_Mods
Ms Blinko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
shireen-steve
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
davej(removed and added so a difinate fruitloop)AKA Rupert aka whinge
Fun365
Kenluvslucy (accepted as certified by warwick)
tallnhairy
HornyBear
iain_nw
fabio grooverider
Mrs RSAB
Mr RSAB
Clare_Lincs
Steve_Lincs
Alexandra
warwick
Jas_Tim
jah2uk aka colin
Roi Laypseaka Re-Lapse
Jags
Dambuster
melons
MUTTLEY
Molly
westerross(flirtified ) AKA Dent-U-Stick
Corrie AKA Street
neilinleeds(certified by his bollox in private) :shock:
the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCple
LadyFeeBee and the Laird (certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
neilinleeds
Mark1964swindon
AndyS-NE
flapjackboy
pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
givemeahug
Rainbows
freckledbird
Mr FB (at a later date)
Now its up to warwick who gets added so plead your case for when warwick returns
Dawn :roll:
So far these people are certified as fruit loops
warwick
Down_Mods
Ms Blinko
easy
MQ
zootle
Sexysteph
Bluexxx
Flirty Fruitcake
Vix
Debbiewebs
wildwilly
hornyred and dino
little gem
Fred
xxdevil69
VenusnMars
Scandal
marmalaid
Sarah1448
Deancannock
butters999999
Alan
Clare_Lincs
steve-shireen
lucyweebaps
kazswallows
Ice Pie
Reese
Angel Chat
DreamerHelen
Ian_Mids
shireen-steve
Calista
Morbius
mattmoleman
warwick
Lovecommando
WBB
davej(removed and added so a difinate fruitloop)AKA Rupert aka whinge
Fun365
Kenluvslucy (accepted as certified by warwick)
tallnhairy
HornyBear
iain_nw
fabio grooverider
Mrs RSAB
Mr RSAB
Clare_Lincs
Steve_Lincs
Alexandra
warwick
Jas_Tim
jah2uk aka colin
Roi Laypseaka Re-Lapse
Jags
Dambuster
melons
MUTTLEY
Molly
westerross(flirtified
) AKA Dent-U-StickCorrie AKA Street
neilinleeds(certified by his bollox in private) :shock:
the_magik_s
Nimbus
leprechaun
lil_miz_naughty_0204
GenHertsCple
LadyFeeBee and the Laird (certified by Dawn in private):giggle:
neilinleeds
Mark1964swindon
AndyS-NE
flapjackboy
pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
givemeahug
Rainbows
freckledbird
Mr FB (at a later date)
Now its up to warwick who gets added so plead your case for when warwick returns
Dawn :roll:
right its got nothing to do with me i was just sat here minding my own, as ya do, and that sexysteph posted me the link and said ohhhhhhhh ali u gotta get certified
well what can u do?
well i really think i need it and i am feeling left out here lol
so cummon u can even section me if u feel the need
Alison :shock:
well what can u do?
well i really think i need it and i am feeling left out here lol
so cummon u can even section me if u feel the need
Alison :shock:
Happy six month anniversary to this thread
despite our best attempts to bury it kill it or generally ignore it it keeps on coming back
now due to Down Mads heavy work commitments and the fact that i cant type
I have decided to issue a self certification kit. you must answer the following question honestly
Do you want to be Certified ?
Yes right your certified then
No you must be mad therefore youre certified
Dont know well if you cant make up youre mind your obviously bonkers so youre certified
All clear now: warwicks off for a little lie down
despite our best attempts to bury it kill it or generally ignore it it keeps on coming back
now due to Down Mads heavy work commitments and the fact that i cant type
I have decided to issue a self certification kit. you must answer the following question honestly
Do you want to be Certified ?
Yes right your certified then
No you must be mad therefore youre certified
Dont know well if you cant make up youre mind your obviously bonkers so youre certified
All clear now
: warwicks off for a little lie down 