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hahaha!! you know us so well 
Mmmmm, someone mentioned popcorn....mmm popcorn.... got such a craving now......
Mmmmm, someone mentioned popcorn....mmm popcorn.... got such a craving now......
Sex God
Ok granted
Certified by Sarah as Munch Tarts
to:-
H-x
Abilene
Certified by Sarah as Munch Tarts
to:-
H-x
Abilene
Orgasminator
can i get certified for helping sassy organise her women only parties?? 
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Alex
Granted
:lol: :lol:
Granted
:lol: :lol:
Here my 100th post Sarah
So I thought I'd use it to see if I can get certified for anything .....lol
By sucking up with a personalised acrostic poem
Sent down by the heavens
from up above,
Angels made you
for all to Love,
Relishing in
your bisexual feelings,
All who indulge
are left floating on ceilings,
Home to Mal to give a loving embrace
Is it any wonder you're so full of grace.
So whayt do you think?......
Pretty please.......
(as long as it's something nice ...lol)
So I thought I'd use it to see if I can get certified for anything .....lol
By sucking up with a personalised acrostic poem
Sent down by the heavens
from up above,
Angels made you
for all to Love,
Relishing in
your bisexual feelings,
All who indulge
are left floating on ceilings,
Home to Mal to give a loving embrace
Is it any wonder you're so full of grace.
So whayt do you think?......
Pretty please.......
(as long as it's something nice ...lol)
Quote by Atlantis
Here my 100th post Sarah
So I thought I'd use it to see if I can get certified for anything .....lol
By sucking up with a personalised acrostic poem
Sent down by the heavens
from up above,
Angels made you
for all to Love,
Relishing in
your bisexual feelings,
All who indulge
are left floating on ceilings,
Home to Mal to give a loving embrace
Is it any wonder you're so full of grace.
So whayt do you think?......
Pretty please.......
(as long as it's something nice ...lol)
im not too sure if it will be nice............
as much as im grateful and proud that i got a certification..........im too embarrased to use it
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Granted
Atlantis:- For being poetic.
DeeCee:- For becoming a munch tartlet
Atlantis:- For being poetic.
DeeCee:- For becoming a munch tartlet
Quote by winchwench
ooohhh... i like it
Love the new sig......
however, I reserve the right to validate! :twisted:
maybe i'll just put the word "apparently" then at the beginning of it... or "wishes"
until you want to claim your validation rights...........
by the way... have you heard about the pyjama party?
Quote by DeeCee
ooohhh... i like it
Love the new sig......
however, I reserve the right to validate! :twisted:
maybe i'll just put the word "apparently" then at the beginning of it... or "wishes"
until you want to claim your validation rights...........
by the way... have you heard about the pyjama party?
Pyjamas? wot are they then?
Quote by winchwench
ooohhh... i like it
Love the new sig......
however, I reserve the right to validate! :twisted:
maybe i'll just put the word "apparently" then at the beginning of it... or "wishes"
until you want to claim your validation rights...........
by the way... have you heard about the pyjama party?
Pyjamas? wot are they then?
theyre the theme for my birthday party.....
Quote by Atlantis
Here my 100th post Sarah
So I thought I'd use it to see if I can get certified for anything .....lol
By sucking up with a personalised acrostic poem
Sent down by the heavens
from up above,
Angels made you
for all to Love,
Relishing in
your bisexual feelings,
All who indulge
are left floating on ceilings,
Home to Mal to give a loving embrace
Is it any wonder you're so full of grace.
So whayt do you think?......
Pretty please.......
(as long as it's something nice ...lol)
fucking creep :roll:
What about mine Sarah? hmmm ? I won't do a sloppy poem like that but I'll snog you at the Xmas munch :wink:
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Sassy
You have a certification,
However I making room in munch evening for a snog or two :bounce:
You have a certification,
However I making room in munch evening for a snog or two :bounce:
Sex God
I think I need a new certification :giggle:
Any ideas?
Cx
Certified as having a non identity
:lol: :lol: Quote by Sarah
I am available to offer certifications out, that you can put in your signature.
So if you think you have done something to deserve certification, please post in this thread and I will be back late to say if you have passed or not
Munches, helping others out etc etc
got meself run over out in front of car to stop it hitting a kid,
sily me hey black n blue for ages but hey lol
Sex God
Hmmmmmmm.... well, can I be certified as an "Official Dogging Instructor" ( If you need to, ask Missy)
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Quote by frogster
Hmmmmmmm.... well, can I be certified as an "Official Dogging Instructor" ( If you need to, ask Missy)
Well hello
Yes you can have offical dogging instructor
:twisted:
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Quote by sxi4uall
got meself run over out in front of car to stop it hitting a kid, sily me hey black n blue for ages but hey lol
OMG,
Nurses here quick please .
I hope you are felling better, and the child is ok.
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ooh can I be certified :shock: as Comander in Chief of Camp Barbeque please :bounce:
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Quote by Pete_sw
ooh can I be certified :shock: as Comander in Chief of Camp Barbeque please :bounce:
I would need to see photos, for research purposes.............
Quote by Pete_sw
ooh can I be certified :shock: as Comander in Chief of Camp Barbeque please :bounce:
I know Mr Fettlers was wearing mine and Abi's tops for a while but I wouldn't have called it THAT camp :giggle:
Quote by Sarah
I would need to see photos, for research purposes.............
Me too :dry:
