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Quote by andynmish69
nwc think we was pissing in the wind for a certificate lol but we thought we take the chance because lilmiss got one rotflmao

That Lilmiss gets everything, rolleyes but you tell me what you want certifying as, I will certify you (but not sure if my 'certificates' are any good) wink
Me me I want to be certified
how about best at falling into a jacuzzi? Or "latest turn up at a social" (Rios)
Bilko says when I turn my cam on in chatrooms it makes the servers break :shock: But I have stopped doing it ... honest :happy:
Earthy,
I am not reading all 18 odd pages again! lol let me know what you want certifying for :twisted:
andynmish69
Sorry I cannot certify for chatroom tarts!
:lol: :lol: it scares me that place, please try again! :lol:
Buckingfabe:- granted :- Certifed by Sarah for being the best at falling in a jacuzzi
!
Quote by Sarah
Buckingfabe:- granted :- Certifed by Sarah for being the best at farting in a jacuzzi
!

Charming! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Buckingfabe:- granted :- Certifed by Sarah for being the best at farting in a jacuzzi
!

Charming! :shock:
Sassy seren
To Sarges office NOW!!
smackbottom
Quote by Sarah

Buckingfabe:- granted :- Certifed by Sarah for being the best at farting in a jacuzzi
!

Charming! :shock:
Sassy seren
To Sarges office NOW!!
smackbottom
Oh cripes! :shock:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

nwc think we was pissing in the wind for a certificate lol but we thought we take the chance because lilmiss got one rotflmao

That Lilmiss gets everything, rolleyes but you tell me what you want certifying as, I will certify you (but not sure if my 'certificates' are any good) wink
certify us anytime :thumbup:
Quote by Sarah
Earthy,
I am not reading all 18 odd pages again! lol let me know what you want certifying for :twisted:
andynmish69
Sorry I cannot certify for chatroom tarts!
:lol: :lol: it scares me that place, please try again! :lol:
Buckingfabe:- granted :- Certifed by Sarah for being the best at falling in a jacuzzi
!

biggrin must agree it does get scary in there sometimes :D how about certified as always being sober rolleyes
Quote by andynmish69
certify us anytime :thumbup:

Andynmish69 - certified as being NW Room Tarts :thumbup:
Sorry Sarah, only temping in your absence (Hope you pay the minimum wage for this) wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

certify us anytime :thumbup:

Andynmish69 - certified as being NW Room Tarts :thumbup:
Sorry Sarah, only temping in your absence (Hope you pay the minimum wage for this) wink
crack on 69position
I reckon Dai should be certified as the Perviest Perve in Perveland :twisted:
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink
moi s'il vous plait!!!
I'm certifiable! cool
Quote by anais
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Have you not been done before :wink:
Quote by anais
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Have you not been done before :wink:
Not as a single female :wink:
Quote by Freckledbird
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Have you not been done before :wink:
Not as a single female :wink:
We better get ya done PDQ - before someone else does ya :lol2:
Quote by anais
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Have you not been done before :wink:
Not as a single female :wink:
We better get ya done PDQ - before someone else does ya :lol2:
Ah - might be too late then! redface
Quote by Freckledbird
Wow - been a while since anyone was certified!!
I'm sure we have some newish members that need doing? wink

I'm not new, but can I be done anyway? :twisted:
Have you not been done before :wink:
Not as a single female :wink:
We better get ya done PDQ - before someone else does ya :lol2:
Ah - might be too late then! redface
Cant you hang on a bit till Sarah does ya :lol2:
Where is Sarah?? FB needs doing quick wink
Cooeeee wave
I did FB ages ago redface surprisedops: We slept together!! rotflmao
FB:- Certified for being a single woman
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Quote by Sarah
Cooeeee wave
I did FB ages ago redface surprisedops: We slept together!! rotflmao
FB:- Certified for being a single woman
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Sarah - you do come out with some corkers sometimes :giggle:
I haven't been certified by anybody.
Can I be certified as not having been certified, even though I should definitely be certified?
Though I am not sure if that is certifiable for certain.
I need something to put in my signature. Arsebiscuits is sooo yesterday.
Ooooh, me too! I wanna play, I wanna play... :happy:
Please can I be certified!
:giggle:
I get in thinking cap on, if you have anything you want certifying for just let me know!
lol
OK Warwick (bring it on) lol
This is your chance to be recertified, (you had better have a good reason rotflmao) and for any one else as well who has never been certified.
:giggle:
Do you know, I've never been certified - and I'm quite sure I'm certifiable.
Will
Quote by willxx69
Do you know, I've never been certified - and I'm quite sure I'm certifiable.
Will

And believe it or not willxx69, neither have i. confused??:
5 years of of inane drivel served up with a rather large side order of irrelevant absurd nonsense... The kind of nonsense that lacks any kind of coherent meaning, importance or usefulness what so ever :-)
That alone is surely to goodness worthy of certification. wink