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Quote by Pete_sw
Can I be certified as resident alky and official post whore please :cheers: hic

i think you should be certified as top bloke
Quote by -dean-
Can I be certified as resident alky and official post whore please :cheers: hic

i think you should be certified as top bloke
aw cheers mate drinkies
Quote by -dean-
Can I be certified as resident alky and official post whore please :cheers: hic

i think you should be certified as top bloke
I will second that, but think you should add 'Drunken top Bloke' bolt
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Can I be certified as resident alky and official post whore please :cheers: hic

i think you should be certified as top bloke
I will second that, but think you should add 'Drunken top Bloke' bolt
you again :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
rotflmao
thanks kiss
Can i be certified please sarah?
I dont what for but i have never been certified before
Please please please kiss
Carol
Passed
Harry Jones:- 'Certified by Sarah as flat cap wearer of SH'
Pete_sw:- 'Certified by Sarah as drunken top bloke'
Sexyscotcarol:- 'Certified by Sarah as a stunner in her av'
can I be certified for dropping my trousers next to amotorway please sarah lol
Quote by warwick
can I be certified for dropping my trousers next to amotorway please sarah lol
Sarah say no, we need evidence :rascal:
Hello warwick kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids
can I be certified for dropping my trousers next to amotorway please sarah lol
Sarah say no, we need evidence :rascal:
Hello warwick kiss
Sorry Dawn
I HAVE the evidence as I took the pictures! :P
Warwick passed
'Certified by Sarah for dropping trousers near a motorway'
I did a whizz up against a tree in a pub garden in West Sussex..
Must qualify me for summat.. smile
Quote by Steve_Mids
I did a whizz up against a tree in a pub garden in West Sussex..
Must qualify me for summat.. smile

yes yet another nutter!!
Steve_mids passed
'Certified by Sarah as yet another SH nutter'
lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Noel passed

'Ceritified by himself as requiring insertions'
cool

Just bumping this for Noel as it seems he has missed it
lol
I'm in a foul mood today and have just dropped in here for some light relief after unjustifiably savaging my team. Does that mean I'm tragically misunderstood, or just a grumpy old bastard?
Yrs, etc.....
Quote by yehaf
I'm in a foul mood today and have just dropped in here for some light relief after unjustifiably savaging my team. Does that mean I'm tragically misunderstood, or just a grumpy old bastard?
Yrs, etc.....

Yep!
'Certified by Sarah as being grumpy'
I am not sure what I want to be certified as confused - NO SUGGESTIONS REQUIRED! evil
Quote by PoloLady
I am not sure what I want to be certified as confused - NO SUGGESTIONS REQUIRED! evil

Passed
PL:- 'Certified by Sarah as a sexy red boot wearer'
i want to be certified but not sure what qualities i have confused
will think of summat wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i want to be certified but not sure what qualities i have confused
will think of summat wink

Passed
NN;- 'Certified by Sarah as saving herself for later in the week'
Quote by Sarah
i want to be certified but not sure what qualities i have confused
will think of summat wink

Passed
NN;- 'Certified by Sarah as saving herself for later in the week'
lmao can u be certified for that?
Warwick certified me many many many months ago :P :P :P
Quote by Sarah
Warwick certified me many many many months ago :P :P :P

sorry didn't mean you as in you, i ment you as in a person (anyone) lol
Sarah - can you certify Bloke as smelling of cabbages and poo!
sarah...can i be certified...for supporting BLACKBURN ROVERS...
i tell ya its no cup of tea supporting these fellas, weve had more ups and downs than a kid in a trampoline shop!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
passed
Bloke2005:- 'Certified by PL for smelling of cabbages and poo!'
Super_nova:- 'Double certification by Sarah for supporting Blackburn Rovers'
IMO ANYONE who like football needs certifing and cart off by the people in white coats!! lol
Quote by Sarah
passed
Bloke2005:- 'Certified by PL for smelling of cabbages and poo!'
Super_nova:- 'Double certification by Sarah for supporting Blackburn Rovers'
IMO ANYONE who like football needs certifing and cart off by the people in white coats!! lol

lol....................nice one.............i think!
Quote by Sarah
passed
Bloke2005:- 'Certified by PL for smelling of cabbages and poo!'

:thumbup: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by PoloLady
passed
Bloke2005:- 'Certified by PL for smelling of cabbages and poo!'

:thumbup: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Ooops redface
Quote by PoloLady
passed
Bloke2005:- 'Certified by PL for smelling of cabbages and poo!'

:thumbup: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Ooops redface
Sarah,
Can I be certified for spending far too much time on here instead of working and risking getting the sack?
Harry
Quote by Its Harry
Sarah,
Can I be certified for spending far too much time on here instead of working and risking getting the sack?
Harry

Passed
Its Harry:- ' Certified by Sarah for not working hard enough at work'