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naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Oooo sarah
Can I have one please for keeping SH Towers so spick and span ?
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Oooo sarah
Can I have one please for keeping SH Towers so spick and span ?

Sorry NO
The place is a mess, look at all the paint everywhere in the GFZ after the weekend paint party in there.
Reception is not working, Noel forgot to delivery lunch so there are takeaway cartons all over the place.
And as for the car park well........................
denied :shock:
try again
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
Oooo sarah
Can I have one please for keeping SH Towers so spick and span ?

Sorry NO
The place is a mess, look at all the paint everywhere in the GFZ after the weekend paint party in there.
Reception is not working, Noel forgot to delivery lunch so there are takeaway cartons all over the place.
And as for the car park well........................
denied :shock:
try again
OK, can I be certified for NOT keeping SH Towers so spick and span then?
wink
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
Oooo sarah
Can I have one please for keeping SH Towers so spick and span ?

Sorry NO
The place is a mess, look at all the paint everywhere in the GFZ after the weekend paint party in there.
Reception is not working, Noel forgot to delivery lunch so there are takeaway cartons all over the place.
And as for the car park well........................
denied :shock:
try again
OK, can I be certified for NOT keeping SH Towers so spick and span then?
wink
No, because that is not good either!
Try again
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Can I be certified by saying that you have the sexiest arse on SH ???
Sarah
Sex God
Flirt!!
passed
naled cleaner:- 'Certified by Sarah for being persistent'
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
Flirt!!
passed
naled cleaner:- 'Certified by Sarah for being persistent'

Awww thanks hun biggrin
squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by Sarah
The following have passed and can use:_
Squirtee:- 'Mrs Squirtee is certified by Sarah as a lover of round, squeezy things'

Thank you Sarah :bounce: :bounce:
Sarah
Sex God
After this weekends NW Munch
I am just wondering if there is any one who now thinks they need certifing and the reason why.................
I think certain occupants of a hotel room all need to come forward lol :lol:
Dlep
Sex God
As you can see from the sig I would love to be certified, but I dont know what in unless its by confusing everyone (including myself :shock: ) by being know by two user names.... :shock:
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by PLUM
As you can see from the sig I would love to be certified, but I dont know what in unless its by confusing everyone (including myself :shock: ) by being know by two user names.... :shock:

denied
You only have one user name on this site, not good enough try again! lol
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
As you can see from the sig I would love to be certified, but I dont know what in unless its by confusing everyone (including myself :shock: ) by being know by two user names.... :shock:

denied
You only have one user name on this site, not good enough try again! lol
Bugger, sad
I am in two minds about everything though....ask anybody who's met me..... :shock:
"Hmm, do I get another drink or should I wait a bit....?"
"Do I ask to go on the NW reserve list on the off chance or do I mope around all night and kicking myself for not taking a chance...." :( :( :(
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Can I not be certified for something other that this shed please Sarah sad after all I am a human being and not just an avatar confused bloody things taking over my life
Unknown User
u showed me your tat... in a dark corner at last nights munch......
any chance that this might count!!!!!?????
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
u showed me your tat... in a dark corner at last nights munch......
any chance that this might count!!!!!?????

Granted
DeeCee:-Certified by Sarah as a perv
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Can I not be certified for something other that this shed please Sarah sad after all I am a human being and not just an avatar confused bloody things taking over my life

At least your certified Mik..... :(
Lol, I did hear that you havent made it till you get certified by Sarah.....*creep*
Unknown User
Quote by PLUM
At least your certified Mik..... sad
Lol, I did hear that you havent made it till you get certified by Sarah.....*creep*

Trust me if you read earlier in the thread it was only by intervention by someone else that I got certified, my first application was turned down. :(
Firelizard
Sex God
Can we be certified as the first peeps to introduce the in-laws to SH??
Love
The Lizards xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
please can i be certified for
keeping mal out and giving you time to get ready in piece lol
and for seeing you in a towel and only just managing not to druel all over the place redface
Sarah
Sex God
Granted
Firelizard:- Certified by Sarah for introducing the in-Laws to SH
Phillstarr:- Certified by Sarah, for not batting an eye lid when met by a woman wearing a towel only
Denied
Mik69:- You are lucky to have what you have got, so stop moaning lol
Plum:- Keep trying, or get someone to help you out, failed :lol:
Garfield1
Sex God
Can i be certified as being a sex object (cause every time i ask a girl for sex she object) lol
Unknown User
so wot certification do i get now sarah????
love n licks
chesty xxxx
Sarah
Sex God
Felix1416:- denied keep trying
Granted
Chesty:- Certified by Sarah for having her own drinks table!!
Dlep
Sex God
Certified by Sarah for having obscure music taste? (according to Flidais anyway..... :shock: rolleyes )
dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
u showed me your tat... in a dark corner at last nights munch......
any chance that this might count!!!!!?????

Granted
DeeCee:-Certified by Sarah as a perv
biggrin :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
better change my signature.............. or should i?
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Unknown User
I need to be certified but not sure what with ! :giggle:
Unknown User
I could do with one also please Sarah but gont no idea what it could be lol
Shaz x
Unknown User
Sarah may i be certified as chat room queen?
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Joanne-ish
Sarah may i be certified as chat room queen?

If this request requires a seconder I will be more than happy to oblige :twisted:
Unknown User
Sarah,
Could we be certified for buying loads of raffle tickets and then buggering off before the numbers are drawn?
That's about all I think we'd be certifiable for, to be honest... loon
Who did win the sparkly pants btw?